WANTED: Miracle Striker (1 Viewer)

The CableGuy

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Must be able to convert chances at prestigious Football Club based in the Midlands. You will be playing in a state-of-the-art stadium complex, with 32,000 fans to cheer you on*.

Must be hard working and able to finish off moves which currently feature good build-up play and no end product. The ability to live up to fan expectations to save our Championship status (via 15 goals or more) is essential.

Attractive wages and bonuses....can be found elsewhere. The right striker will achieve Saviour Status and be given the keys to the City. Agents are not welcome. On completion of a successful season, feeder club clause with Birmingham City is activated**. Transportation provided to St. Andrews.

Apply now.

* Based on stadium capacity. Actual number of fans may vary.

** We will declare in the local media that we offered you a new contract which you declined to sign. Actual contract offer may or may not be dispatched to you.
 

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