Vegetarian Football Chants ! (1 Viewer)

Sky Blue Harry H

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• Jan 13, 2025

• #1

Bored waiting for a signing, and as my wife is having a bash at being a vegetarian, I thought I'd start the ball rolling.......


'Let's go f*cking lenil
Let's go f*cking lentil'


Over to you lot...........................

 

Otis

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• Jan 13, 2025

• #2

Sky Blue Harry H said:

Bored waiting for a signing, and as my wife is having a bash at being a vegetarian, I thought I'd start the ball rolling.......


'Let's go f*cking lenil
Let's go f*cking lentil'


Over to you lot...........................

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I can't think of anything at the moment, Harry, but just know that vegetarians aren't really comfortable mentioning anything to do with West Ham.

 

Nuskyblue

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• Jan 13, 2025

• #3

You could adapt our piss take sausage roll chant to:

Vegan
Sausage roll
Vegan
Sausage roll

Belter that.

 

Sky Blue Harry H

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• Jan 13, 2025

• #4

Otis said:

I can't think of anything at the moment, Harry, but just know that vegetarians aren't really comfortable mentioning anything to do with West Ham.

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Come on @Otis - we've already had one song....'We've got a big swede'......!

 

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splinter1987

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• Jan 13, 2025

• #5

Quorn in a minute
We're having Quorn in a minute...

 

shmmeee

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• Jan 13, 2025

• #6

You’re going home in a St Johns ambulance (due to iron deficiency)

 

shmmeee

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• Jan 13, 2025

• #7

Oh broccoli
Is wonderful
Oh broccoli is wonderful
It’s full of vitamins and minerals
Oh broccoli is wonderful

 

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PVA

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• Jan 13, 2025

• #8

We've got a big swede on our side

 

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SBT

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• Jan 13, 2025

• #9

Celery, celery

 

KG7

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• Jan 13, 2025

• #10

Quinoa Cantona,
Say Quinoa Cantona.

 

PUSB-We_are_going_up

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• Jan 13, 2025

• #11

Lettuce sing a song for you

 

Diogenes

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• Jan 13, 2025

• #12

Lettuce sing together...

 

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nunchuckas

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• Jan 13, 2025

• #13

There's the funny one Baggies fans were singing at Villa when they had Steve Bruce in charge after a cabbage was thrown at him by one of their own supporters:

They've been to Rotterdam, and everywhere,
Liverpool and Rome,
Now they're throwing cabbages,
Cabbages at home, Cabbages at home...

 

Shannerz

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• Jan 13, 2025

• #14

You can stick your bacon sarnies up your arse,
You can stick your bacon sarnies up your arse,
You can stick your bacon sarnies,
Stick your bacon sarnies,
Stick your bacon sarnies up your arse!

 

AiS86

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• Jan 13, 2025

• #15

We've got a big swede for dinner tonight,
throw in some chickpeas, lentils and rice,
season well and add some lime zest,
twenty minutes to cook, then let it rest

 

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Skyblue Bangkok

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• Jan 13, 2025

• #16

You only sing when you're vegan.

 

shmmeee

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• Jan 13, 2025

• #17

Can you hear the vegans sing? Ohhh ohhb
Can you hear the vegans sing?
Yes they won’t fucking shut up about it

 

AiS86

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• Jan 13, 2025

• #18

My quiche is on fire,
I should've made veg jambalaya

 

Sky Blue Goblin

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• Jan 13, 2025

• #19

What ya think Harry all I need is a title?

I was thinking no meat and no cheese make goblin something something…

 

Domo

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• Jan 13, 2025

• #20

lets pretend....lets pretend... lets pretend we eat casseroles

 

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Gleneagles65

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• Jan 13, 2025

• #21

Some of these are quite funny (If you’re under 7 years old)

 

Gosb

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• Jan 13, 2025

• #22

Apparently when Walsall played Forest Green Rovers and one of their players was rolling around on the ground injured, the Walsall fans chanted 'That vegan bastard, he's eating our grass'.

 

mmttww

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• Jan 13, 2025

• #23

shmmeee said:

Oh broccoli
Is wonderful
Oh broccoli is wonderful
It’s full of vitamins and minerals
Oh broccoli is wonderful

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PLEASE can we start this? I'll f*cking do it.

Total PsyOp vibes. Baffle opposition fans.

 

shmmeee

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• Jan 13, 2025

• #24

mmttww said:

PLEASE can we start this? I'll f*cking do it.

Total PsyOp vibes. Baffle opposition fans.

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Only if we play Chelsea and they start the celery song.

 

andrew.roberts

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• Jan 13, 2025

• #25

Ooh it's a qourner
Ooh it's a quorner

 

Skyblueweeman

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• Jan 13, 2025

• #26

Cucumber again Ole Ole

 

Briles

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• Jan 13, 2025

• #27

Who ate all the peas

 

Chris1987

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• Jan 13, 2025

• #28

Baggies fans used to sing " Fish , chips faggots peas ( pronounced as pies) if I remember correctly in the 80's

 

Sbarcher

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• Jan 13, 2025

• #29

We live and dine in these towns…..

 

ccfcchris

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• Jan 13, 2025

• #30

We had a big swede on our side.

 

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PVA

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• Jan 13, 2025

• #31

Heeee's a vegan,
He only eats that facon,
We think it's fucking minging,
So's tooooofu

 

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wingy

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• Jan 13, 2025

• #32

shmmeee said:

Oh broccoli
Is wonderful
Oh broccoli is wonderful
It’s full of vitamins and minerals
Oh broccoli is wonderful

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What was that term you used the other day? Brassica?

 

Gynnsthetonic

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• Jan 13, 2025

• #33

Who ate all the quinoa, who ate all the quinoa, you skinny bastard you skinny bastard you ate all the quinoa

 

Diogenes

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• Jan 13, 2025

• #34

The chips get battered, everywhere they go!

 

Captain Dart

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• Jan 13, 2025

• #35

Beans, beans, beans, beans
Beans, beans, beans, beans.
And lots of lentils too.