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Transfer Rumour Van Ewijk - Confirmed (1 Viewer)

  • Thread starter Frankly_Mr_Shankly
  • Start date Jul 23, 2023
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fatso

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  • Jul 25, 2023
  • #281
rexo87 said:
Anyone understand Dutch able to listen and report back!

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He said something about "a hurdy gurdy" ?
 
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fatso

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  • Jul 25, 2023
  • #282
Covcraig@bury said:
I like Marathons more than topics
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Snickers ffs!!!
 
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Kingokings204

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  • Jul 25, 2023
  • #283
It says they are just discussing him potentially moving to cov in their podcast
 

shmmeee

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  • Jul 25, 2023
  • #284
Sorry my Dutch translator is out of the country. It’ll just be standard podcast bollocks where they talk about whatever was on the internet three days ago.
 

Evo1883

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  • Jul 25, 2023
  • #285
Specifically mentioned the lack of windmills in hillfields being a problem
 

hill83

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  • Jul 25, 2023
  • #286
Evo1883 said:
Specifically mentioned the lack of windmills in hillfields being a problem
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Plenty of windmilling in down Primrose Hill park in the 90s
 
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fernandopartridge

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  • Jul 25, 2023
  • #287
hill83 said:
Plenty of windmilling in down Primrose Hill park in the 90s
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And plenty of drugs and hookers to provide that Amsterdam vibe, the canal even borders the area

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Skybluedownunder

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  • Jul 25, 2023
  • #288
rexo87 said:
Anyone understand Dutch able to listen and report back!

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Said the main reason he wants to join Coventry is so [mention]Saddlebrains [/mention] has to wank off every bloke on the forum


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fatso

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  • Jul 25, 2023
  • #289
He said a few things, but I managed to pick out the following snippets:

1, it's bad luck to wear your clogs indoors

2, Tulip prices have rocketed due to adverse weather.

3, Edam cheese is made backwards.

4, some story about a young lad with his fist in a dike (I think I've seen the video on pornhub)
 
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Otis

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  • Jul 25, 2023
  • #290
fatso said:
He said a few things, but I managed to pick out the following snippets:

1, it's bad luck to wear your clogs indoors

2, Tulip prices have rocketed due to adverse weather.

3, Edam cheese is made backwards.

4, some story about a young lad with his fist in a dike (I think I've seen the video on pornhub)
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If edam cheese is made backwards, how on earth can they see what they are doing?
 
Last edited: Jul 25, 2023

Samo

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  • Jul 25, 2023
  • #291
Otis said:
If edam cheese is made backwards, how on earth can they see what they are doing?
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You've never heard of the Edam Mirror System?
 
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Darth Robins

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  • Jul 25, 2023
  • #292
Skybluedownunder said:
Said the main reason he wants to join Coventry is so [mention]Saddlebrains [/mention] has to wank off every bloke on the forum


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I bet he's secretly been registering accounts all week so he gets multiple wanks.

Poor Saddlebrains is going to have to take up skiing.
 
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Kneeza

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  • Jul 25, 2023
  • #293
fatso said:
Snickers ffs!!!
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No need to laugh at him. I like Marathons too...
 

Saddlebrains

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  • Jul 25, 2023
  • #294
Darth Robins said:
I bet he's secretly been registering accounts all week so he gets multiple wanks.

Poor Saddlebrains is going to have to take up skiing.
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Already been doing some bicep curls ready
 
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Covcraig@bury

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  • Jul 25, 2023
  • #295
Kneeza said:
No need to laugh at him. I like Marathons too...
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Old Skool
 

Kneeza

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  • Jul 25, 2023
  • #296
Covcraig@bury said:
Old Skool
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Nearly choked on me Opal Fruit too.
 
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Otis

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  • Jul 25, 2023
  • #297
Kneeza said:
Nearly choked on me Opal Fruit too.
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If you are choking, I would suggest the intake of some fluids.

Have a sip of your Um Bongo.
 

covcity4life

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  • Jul 25, 2023
  • #298
Well done cunts he's not gonna sign now
 
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fatso

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  • Jul 25, 2023
  • #299
covcity4life said:
Well done cunts he's not gonna sign now
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How the fuck do you know?
He might love a marathon!
 

letsallsingtogether

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  • Jul 25, 2023
  • #300
Kneeza said:
Nearly choked on me Opal Fruit too.
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should have put your teeth in
 

Covcraig@bury

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  • Jul 25, 2023
  • #301
letsallsingtogether said:
should have put your teeth in
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Gummy bears
 
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Kneeza

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  • Jul 25, 2023
  • #302
letsallsingtogether said:
should have put your teeth in
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They're about all I have left working...
 
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AFCCOVENTRY

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  • Jul 26, 2023
  • #303
Is he incoming?

 

Ccfcisparks

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  • Jul 26, 2023
  • #304
AFCCOVENTRY said:
Is he incoming?

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Andy turner, the Oracle. I'm sorry I ever said anything bad about you.
 
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AFCCOVENTRY

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  • Jul 26, 2023
  • #305
Ccfcisparks said:
Andy turner, the Oracle. I'm sorry I ever said anything bad about you.
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He normally does this with journalists to get the full lowdown on a player.
 

Winny the Bish

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  • Jul 26, 2023
  • #306
AFCCOVENTRY said:
He normally does this with journalists to get the full lowdown on a player.
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I'm sure he's only ever done it for Done Deals as well...
 

AFCCOVENTRY

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  • Jul 26, 2023
  • #307
skyblue93 said:
I'm sure he's only ever done it for Done Deals as well...
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Yes. Think it’s a good sign (potentially)
 

AFCCOVENTRY

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  • Jul 26, 2023
  • #308
And now he’s requested a follow for another Heerenveen reporter.

 

fatso

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  • Jul 26, 2023
  • #309
AFCCOVENTRY said:
Yes. Think it’s a good sign (potentially)
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Naaaa. The Dutch fellow has blanked him!
 

Matt smith

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  • Jul 26, 2023
  • #310
fatso said:
Naaaa. The Dutch fellow has blanked him!
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Has he actually
 

fatso

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  • Jul 26, 2023
  • #311
If this does happen, @Saddlebrains is going to need some hand conditioner!
 
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Manchester_sky_blue

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  • Jul 26, 2023
  • #312
fatso said:
If this does happen, @Saddlebrains is going to need some hand conditioner!
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Form an orderly queue
 
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Skybluedownunder

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  • Jul 26, 2023
  • #313
fatso said:
If this does happen, @Saddlebrains is going to need some hand conditioner!
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Fans at the first home game of the season be like…

Apologies for the poor picture, I’m not very artistic so just asked AI to generate me a photo of a fan holding up a sign at a Cov match hahaha




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Samo

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  • Jul 26, 2023
  • #314
Skybluedownunder said:
Fans at the first home game of the season be like…

Apologies for the poor picture, I’m not very artistic so just asked AI to generate me a photo of a fan holding up a sign at a Cov match hahaha




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That's quite disturbing
 
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Skybluedownunder

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  • Jul 26, 2023
  • #315
Samo said:
That's quite disturbing
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Put it this way, I think I’d rather Saddlebrains give me a handjob than the woman in this AI pic giving me a blowjob… looks like it would be painful


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