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Unofficial and 100% ( honest guv) facts about Gus Hamer thread (1 Viewer)

  • Thread starter Sky_Blue_Daz
  • Start date Feb 7, 2021
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RegTheDonk

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  • Feb 9, 2021
  • #71
Gus created the Earth in Six Days. The New Stadium, however, is a bigger challenge.
 
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Rugby Sky Blue

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  • Feb 9, 2021
  • #72
Otis said:
Gus yawned once and Bedworth Town centre collapsed to the ground. He passed wind and a Boeng 747 went down in the Himalayas.
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I wish he would we could all do without Bedworth to be honest
 
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procdoc

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  • Feb 9, 2021
  • #73
Rugby Sky Blue said:
I wish he would we could all do without Bedworth to be honest
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Better place than Drugby!
 

Blind-Faith

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  • Feb 9, 2021
  • #74
Best thread in a long time!
 
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Otis

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  • Feb 9, 2021
  • #75
Gus thought about having his own thread, a thread was thus created.
 
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Sky_Blue_Daz

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  • Feb 9, 2021
  • #76
Gus Hamer can hear sign language
 
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Sky_Blue_Daz

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  • Feb 9, 2021
  • #77
Gus Hamers calendar goes from the 31st of March to the 2nd of April , because nobody fools Gus Hamer
 
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Rugby Sky Blue

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  • Feb 9, 2021
  • #78
procdoc said:
Better place than Drugby!
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Not sure that's true Rugby's not great but there is fuckall going for Bedworth.
 

Otis

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  • Feb 9, 2021
  • #79
One day everything will be named after him. So you will eat Moroccan gusgus and then apple pie and gustard and drink gush puppies, while sitting on a gushion, before then getting in your gus guzzler in order to drive to the gus garage, as a gustomer to buy gusoline and will have gustification for everything you do, unless you break the law and end up with a gustodial sentence.

Why? Becgus he says so.
 
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Otis

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  • Feb 10, 2021
  • #80
And where do all City fans now get all their stuff from?

ArGus.
 
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wingy

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  • Feb 10, 2021
  • #81
Samo said:
The question is...
Did he ever pick his feet in Poughkeepsie?
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I'm bemused!!
Yet wonder if he allows the garra- rufa take care of that ?
 
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wingy

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  • Feb 10, 2021
  • #82
Otis said:
Gus was hit by a lightening bolt once. He attached a note to the bolt and sent it back up, saying "Is that the best you got?"
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Yep he don't even need Kryptonite!!
 

Oggysstarjumps

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  • Feb 10, 2021
  • #83
When Tim Berners-Lee invented the internet the world celebrated because this thread became possible.
 
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Otis

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  • Feb 10, 2021
  • #84
God created man, but Gus created God.

Gus then told God off for making yellow cards "a thing".
 
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Sky_Blue_Daz

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  • Feb 10, 2021
  • #85
Hamer can light a barbecue with an ice cube
 
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Johhny Blue

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  • Feb 10, 2021
  • #86
wingy said:
Yep he don't even need Kryptonite!!
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He shits kryptonite
 
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Sky_Blue_Daz

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  • Feb 10, 2021
  • #87
Johhny Blue said:
He shits kryptonite
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And burps thunder
 
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Sky_Blue_Dreamer

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  • Feb 10, 2021
  • #88
Hutch11 said:
Gus eats 4 shredded wheat in one sitting
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Without milk
 

Sky_Blue_Dreamer

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  • Feb 10, 2021
  • #89
Gus is the only person to pass the cinnamon challenge with a snow shovel
 
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Johhny Blue

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  • Feb 10, 2021
  • #90
Gus gets calls from telemarketers trying to buy stuff from him
 
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mark_ccfc

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  • Feb 10, 2021
  • #91
Gus once ate an apple through a tennis racquet, even though his teeth don't protrude at all.
 

Johhny Blue

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  • Feb 11, 2021
  • #92
When Gus scores he does his replays live
 
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mark_ccfc

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  • Feb 11, 2021
  • #93
shmmeee said:
What does a pony need a divers watch for?
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So he knows how deep he is when he is diving. Some people are sos tupid!
 

shmmeee

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  • Feb 11, 2021
  • #94
mark_ccfc said:
So he knows how deep he is when he is diving. Some people are sos tupid!
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I don’t see how a diving horse is going to rescue people who are sos. His legs won’t bend the right way to pull them back.

And don’t call me tupid!
 
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the rumpo kid

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  • Feb 11, 2021
  • #95
Gus shits bullets
 

Sky_Blue_Dreamer

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  • Feb 11, 2021
  • #96
Gus can type 1000 words a minute as he can simultaneously type with his hands feet, nose and penis.
 

Sky_Blue_Daz

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  • Feb 11, 2021
  • #97
The people that participate in the bull running event in Spain are unaware that the bulls are running from Gus Hamer
 
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Sky_Blue_Dreamer

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  • Feb 11, 2021
  • #98
The Meridian date line is placed at wherever Gus is on the planet.
 
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mark_ccfc

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  • Feb 11, 2021
  • #99
shmmeee said:
I don’t see how a diving horse is going to rescue people who are sos. His legs won’t bend the right way to pull them back.

And don’t call me tupid!
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People who are sos are obviously sosages, horses (or ponies) can easily carry sosages in their mouths so they don't have to bend their legs. Sorry but it's so obvious I had to call you out on your answer which was the height of tupidity!
 
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Hutch11

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  • Feb 11, 2021
  • #100
Gus is chewing a brick while he's looking at you
 

Johhny Blue

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  • Feb 11, 2021
  • #101
mark_ccfc said:
People who are sos are obviously sosages, horses (or ponies) can easily carry sosages in their mouths so they don't have to bend their legs. Sorry but it's so obvious I had to call you out on your answer which was the height of tupidity!
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You tupid sosage
 

Johhny Blue

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  • Feb 11, 2021
  • #102
Johhny Blue said:
When Gus scores he does his replays live
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If it was an own goal the fans would cheer anyway
 

mark_ccfc

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  • Feb 11, 2021
  • #103
When Gus two foots someone he leaves a calling card so they can contact him later to thank him.
 
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shmmeee

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  • Feb 11, 2021
  • #104
Gus Hamers right foot is subject to UN inspections due to its status as a weapon of mass destruction.
 

Otis

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  • Feb 11, 2021
  • #105
Gus never has to shave. He just scares the bristles out with a glance in the mirror and an ever so slightly raised eyebrow.
 
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