Unofficial and 100% ( honest guv) facts about Gus Hamer thread (1 Viewer)

Jamesimus

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• Feb 7, 2021

• #36

Saddlebrains said:

I dont think he's as good as some think

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Of course

 

Sky_Blue_Daz

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• Feb 7, 2021

• #37

He once kicked a ball so hard it caught fire

 

Otis

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• Feb 7, 2021

• #38

Saddlebrains said:

No I'm well aware of what this thread is getting at I'm not a retard.

I'm just saying , i don't think he's the second coming of Xavi like everyone seems to think

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No, he's not. He's Pirlo

 

Jamesimus

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• Feb 7, 2021

• #39

Yes everyone saying he's good thinks he is the second coming of Xavi.

He's an exciting player. Maybe not our best, but certainly up there. His mix of attributes make him interesting / exciting. Can you not see that?

Can't you let us fans enjoy that while he's here without the "hE's nOt tHaT GooD" comments?!

 

stupot07

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• Feb 7, 2021

• #40

I would say if we didn't have Hamer we would be in the bottom 2-3 already

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Otis

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• Feb 7, 2021

• #41

stupot07 said:

I would say if we didn't have Hamer we would be in the bottom 2-3 already

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Totally agree.

 

shmmeee

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• Feb 7, 2021

• #42

Barnsley said:

I don’t know what to believe, I got told that he bought a deep sea divers watch, for a pony, off a bloke in a boozer car park in south London from the back of a crappy old three wheeled van, and that he treasures it that much he’ll never leave it unattended.

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What does a pony need a divers watch for?

 

Sky_Blue_Daz

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• Feb 7, 2021

• #43

God has a Gus Hamer complex

 

shmmeee

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• Feb 7, 2021

• #44

Gus Hamer is only short due to the weight of his enormous balls holding him down.

 

Bernie Rhodes Nose

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• Feb 7, 2021

• #45

When Gus logged onto SBT Saddlebrain agreed that 'he was as Good as some think'

 

SkyBlueOz

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• Feb 7, 2021

• #46

Gus irons his own shirts, while he's wearing them.

 

RegTheDonk

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• Feb 7, 2021

• #47

Gus can't have a covid jab, the needles keep breaking.

 

Terry_dactyl

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• Feb 7, 2021

• #48

RegTheDonk said:

Gus can't have a covid jab, the needles keep breaking.

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He’s so tough he makes medicine sick!

 

Otis

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• Feb 7, 2021

• #49

He's so tough he's already up to Covid 26 and not a single one of them has caused him to even break sweat.

In fact, I think Gus infects Covid with Gus 21.

 

bawtryneal

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• Feb 7, 2021

• #50

He makes love to his girlfriend without getting a hard on.

 

Frank Sidebottom

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• Feb 7, 2021

• #51

Everytime Gus takes a throw in he wins a cuddly toy.

 

Johhny Blue

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• Feb 7, 2021

• #52

He didn’t cry when Doyler stared at him

 

mrtrench

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• Feb 7, 2021

• #53

Gus thinks that the stars are God's daisy-chain.


With apologies to Plum.

 

Sky_Blue_Daz

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• Feb 7, 2021

• #54

Hamers tears can cure Covid it’s just a shame he can’t cry

 

Frank Sidebottom

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• Feb 7, 2021

• #55

Gus cancelled Julian Grays contract.

 

stay_up_skyblues

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• Feb 7, 2021

• #56

Gus expected free drinks on the Charlton boat.

Gus received free drinks on the Charlton boat.

 

Sky_Blue_Daz

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• Feb 7, 2021

• #57

Gus Hamer can do keep ups with a bowling ball

 

Johnnythespider

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• Feb 7, 2021

• #58

As an infant Gus won the school egg and spoon race by bending all the other kids spoons with his MIND

 

Skyblueweeman

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• Feb 8, 2021

• #59

At the end of the night, the bogeyman checks under his bed for Gus Hamer.

 

SkyBlueOz

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• Feb 8, 2021

• #60

How many Gustavo's does it take to change a light bulb? Zero. Gus aint afraid of the dark.

 

shmmeee

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• Feb 8, 2021

• #61

Gus was brought off at the weekend as Robins felt the opposition needed a rest.

 

Samo

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• Feb 8, 2021

• #62

The question is...
Did he ever pick his feet in Poughkeepsie?

 

Otis

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• Feb 8, 2021

• #63

On the Matrix scale, Gus is worth 27 Mr. Anderson's.

 

Johhny Blue

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• Feb 8, 2021

• #64

Heads in from 25 yds because he likes to keep his boots clean

 

Hutch11

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• Feb 8, 2021

• #65

Gus eats 4 shredded wheat in one sitting

 

Otis

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• Feb 8, 2021

• #66

Gus eats buffalo wings while they are still on the buffalo.

 

CJ_covblaze

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• Feb 8, 2021

• #67

When Alexander Graham Bell picked up the receiver to make his first call he noticed he already had a voicemail from Gus.

 

Johhny Blue

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• Feb 8, 2021

• #68

I dare anyone to post on this thread that he’s not worth 15,000,000 and include their address

 

Johhny Blue

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• Feb 9, 2021

• #69

When he has an opponent in his pocket they have to queue to get out

 

Otis

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• Feb 9, 2021

• #70

Gus was hit by a lightening bolt once. He attached a note to the bolt and sent it back up, saying "Is that the best you got?"