Tweet from Big Ears Linekar! (1 Viewer)

pastythegreat

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• Jun 19, 2020

• #1

Seen a tweet from Gary Linekar saying the country should stick to allowing footballers to run it. It me me and a few mates laugh and think of certain job roles for certain footballers. I'll list them, for a laugh, let's see what else people can come up with.

Adam Johnson, Minister of Schools and Education.
Stan Collymore, minister for women.
Ryan Giggs, minister for family affairs.
Razor Ruddock, minister of health.
Harry Redknapp, minister of working tax and pensions.
Sam Allardyce, Chancellor.
Lee Hughes, minister of road, transport and travel.
John Terry, shadow minister for family affairs.

What else can people come up with?


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ccfcricoh

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• Jun 19, 2020

• #2

haha brilliant - please tweet this him!

Based on recent performance - David Luiz can be Secretary of State for Defence

 

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Brighton Sky Blue

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• Jun 19, 2020

• #3

Scottish Secretary-Alex Ferguson
Welsh Secretary-Gareth Bale
Northern Ireland Secretary-Brendan Rodgers

 

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Gleneagles65

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• Jun 19, 2020

• #4

Home Secretary - Joey Barton

 

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Gleneagles65

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• Jun 19, 2020

• #5

Craig Bellamy - minister for education

 

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Brighton Sky Blue

Well-Known Member

• Jun 19, 2020

• #6

Leader of the Opposition-Wayne Rooney

 

Nick

Administrator

• Jun 19, 2020

• #7

Brighton Sky Blue said:

Leader of the Opposition-Wayne Rooney

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Inspector of care homes

 

Otis

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• Jun 19, 2020

• #8

Ministry of Fisheries - Eric Cantona

 

Otis

Well-Known Member

• Jun 19, 2020

• #9

Richard Wood - Cabinet Office

 

skybluetony176

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• Jun 19, 2020

• #10

To be honest I’m seeing the names and positions people are putting out there as a joke and finding it funny on the other hand but on the other I’m thinking that would be an improvement.

 

CovInEssex

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• Jun 19, 2020

• #11

[Insert manager who's won fuck all] - Shadow Cabinet

 

skybluetony176

Well-Known Member

• Jun 19, 2020

• #12

Ron Atkinson as minister for race relations.

 

Kneeza

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• Jun 19, 2020

• #13

Otis said:

Richard Wood - Cabinet Office

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Would he close Ikea?

 

Ian1779

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• Jun 19, 2020

• #14

Minister for Drugs - Onandi Lowe

 

Sky_Blue_Dreamer

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• Jun 19, 2020

• #15

Kyle Walker - Secretary of State for Sex Workers
Keiran Trippier - Secretary of State for Gambling
Paul Merson - Secretary of State for Alcohol Licencing
Micky Quinn - Secretary of State for Health and Fitness
Andy Goram - Secretary of State for Mental Health and Wellbeing
Michael McIndoe - Secretary of State for Business

Ryan Giggs and John Terry would just be under secretaries.

 

Otis

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• Jun 19, 2020

• #16

CovInEssex said:

[Insert manager who's won fuck all] - Shadow Cabinet

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Lloyd McGrath for Shadow Cabinet. Especially if Glenn Hoddle was prime minister.

 

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Gleneagles65

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• Jun 19, 2020

• #17

skybluetony176 said:

Ron Atkinson as minister for race relations.

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With Lee Bowyer as his understudy.

 

rob9872

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• Jun 20, 2020

• #18

Mark Robins PM
John Sillett father of the house
Michael Doyle pensions secretary
Robert Jarni overseas trade
Anne Lucas Minister withput portfolio
Peter Beardsley Speaker
Dave Bennett 1987 committee
Ben Wilson front benches