Or we're changing our defence budgets because his actions are making the world much more unstable and we doubt whether we can rely on supposed partners if it all goes to shit.
Given there's supposedly no money even if we are appeasing Trump I'm sure we're looking to reduce it back ASAP. Or if they've got any brains they'll just be reclassifying stuff as national security/military spending. Not like he's going to check.
I'm hoping we get through this and we can see how much we 'fawn' over him when he's gone and people start telling the truth.
We all know in a few decades time they'll be queueing up to say how Trump has shit for brains and the temperament of a child.