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Travellers in cov again (1 Viewer)

  • Thread starter Sky_Blue_Daz
  • Start date May 5, 2017
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Sky_Blue_Daz

Well-Known Member
  • May 5, 2017
  • #1
I know they were in lake view park last week, they have moved up to the fields at the back of Keresley grange school.
Apparently they broke down a metal post to access the fields.
It's a cat and mouse game every summer they'll be on Keresley green by next week
 

shmmeee

Well-Known Member
  • May 5, 2017
  • #2
They were up by the A45 between the Kenilworth Road and the flats by the Phantom, seemed to move on sharpish though.

I hate how every fricken field has to have a massive dirt mound round it now to stop them. Why can't we have nice things?
 

Houchens Head

Fairly well known member from Malvern
  • May 5, 2017
  • #3
Not really helping matters, but that's one good thing about living on the Isle of Wight. No travellers! Two main reasons. 1) They wouldn't pay the cost of the ferries, which for a caravan being towed behind a van would be around £660. and 2) The ferry companies actually have notices in the boarding area stating that "no groups of two or more caravans will be accepted to travel to the Isle of Wight." This being the obvious, meaning that if a moving company was transporting holiday caravans then that would be different.
 

Great_Expectations

Well-Known Member
  • May 6, 2017
  • #4
The annual gypsy fair (not sure the actual name of the event) was in Kenilworth last weekend. Probably the only time each years there's bouncers in every pub in Kenilworth.
 

Gazolba

Well-Known Member
  • May 8, 2017
  • #5
Put a boot on the wheel of each and every vehicle and don't remove it until they have paid a fine.
If the fine is not paid in two weeks, confiscate the vehicles and sell them at auction.
 
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Sky_Blue_Daz

Well-Known Member
  • May 9, 2017
  • #6
Are they still up by the shepherd?
 

eastwoodsdustman

Well-Known Member
  • May 10, 2017
  • #7
They were just parking up near the fire station on the Binley road 10 mins ago. I'd give the millpool a miss for a few days.
 

Sky_Blue_Daz

Well-Known Member
  • May 10, 2017
  • #8
So after a stand off with bailiffs and the police, they moved into the next field


They didn't travel too far
 

Houchens Head

Fairly well known member from Malvern
  • May 11, 2017
  • #9
It always makes me wonder............ if they are "travellers", then are their vehicles taxed, insured and MoT'd? Surely you need a permanent address to do these? If this is correct, why aren't their vehicles taken away and crushed?
 

Nick

Administrator
  • May 15, 2017
  • #10
They are just pulling on to the grass by the Shepard now.
 

Sky_Blue_Daz

Well-Known Member
  • May 25, 2017
  • #11
See they have got onto coundon court school this evening,
 

skybluedan

Well-Known Member
  • May 25, 2017
  • #12
Nick said:
They are just pulling on to the grass by the Shepard now.
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The Shepard and shepardess? Just up from the Wallace My hood ?
 

skybluedan

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  • May 25, 2017
  • #13
Sky_Blue_Daz said:
See they have got onto coundon court school this evening,
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Great and now me old school , fuckin cunts
 

skybluedan

Well-Known Member
  • May 25, 2017
  • #14
I do like the gypsy birds though all tit and fake tan and like to clean ,
 

Nick

Administrator
  • May 25, 2017
  • #15
They are hammering Keresley Rugby Club now, you can see them multiplying.
 

Sky_Blue_Daz

Well-Known Member
  • May 25, 2017
  • #16
Me parents live on Norman place rd I've told me dad to put the car in the garage to be on the safe side
 

skybluedan

Well-Known Member
  • May 26, 2017
  • #17
They shit in holes and smell like cabbage don't they
 

Otis

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  • May 26, 2017
  • #18
skybluedan said:
They shit in holes and smell like cabbage don't they
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Who? Daz's parents?
 
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skybluedan

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  • May 26, 2017
  • #19
Hahahaha no Otis the gypos
 

shmmeee

Well-Known Member
  • May 26, 2017
  • #20
Sky_Blue_Daz said:
See they have got onto coundon court school this evening,
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FFS.

Can't we just deport the fuckers?
 

skybluedan

Well-Known Member
  • May 26, 2017
  • #21
This is gonna sound probably a bit perverted but did you know you cannot find gypsy porn in the tinternet
 

Nick

Administrator
  • May 26, 2017
  • #22
skybluedan said:
This is gonna sound probably a bit perverted but did you know you cannot find gypsy porn in the tinternet
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Is it the vest and slicked back hair you like?
 
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clint van damme

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  • May 26, 2017
  • #23
skybluedan said:
This is gonna sound probably a bit perverted but did you know you cannot find gypsy porn in the tinternet
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now realise post 14 was deadly serious.
 

skybluedan

Well-Known Member
  • May 26, 2017
  • #24
Be quite funny though can picture the porn scene now
Fit little gypo bird barely wearing a thing scrubbing the floor , wait what's this knock knock knock at the door
Bloke there in dungarees Irish accent and he says. I've come to fix the chemical toilet........ Hahahaha
Making me want to wank already
 
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shmmeee

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  • May 26, 2017
  • #25
I've come across chav porn before (ooo err). Is it the same but with Irish accents?

Do the birds have those massive dresses on?

Edit: just realised you said can't. Challenge accepted.
 
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Nick

Administrator
  • May 26, 2017
  • #26
Cracks me up at the weddings where the girls are in bikinis grinding mid air and the lads stand around the side waiting to pounce in their vests and suit trousers.
 
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skybluedan

Well-Known Member
  • May 26, 2017
  • #27
shmmeee said:
I've come across chav porn before (ooo err). Is it the same but with Irish accents?

Do the birds have those massive dresses on?

Edit: just realised you said can't. Challenge accepted.
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Can find Romany gypos but not our gypos , Be proud of ya mate
 

skybluedan

Well-Known Member
  • May 26, 2017
  • #28
shmmeee said:
I've come across chav porn before (ooo err). Is it the same but with Irish accents?

Do the birds have those massive dresses on?

Edit: just realised you said can't. Challenge accepted.
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but yeah there's loads of chav porn
 

eastwoodsdustman

Well-Known Member
  • May 26, 2017
  • #29
skybluedan said:
Can find Romany gypos but not our gypos , Be proud of ya mate
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They don't like each other. The Romany's tend to have a bot more respect and a code of honour where as the Irish pikey's are generally vile. Still wouldn't mess with any of them though to be sure, to be sure.
 

We'll_live_and_die

Super Moderator
  • May 26, 2017
  • #30
Apparently they've been up Ascot Close, Bedworth grinding the fence away, so when they leave Keresley, probably straight down the Alec Wilson centre.
 

Nick

Administrator
  • May 26, 2017
  • #31
How do they get away with cutting locks etc?

We used to have police turn up for drinking 20/20 in the park.
 
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We'll_live_and_die

Super Moderator
  • May 26, 2017
  • #32
Dunno it's been reported so hopefully police sort it before they turn up.
 

Sky_Blue_Daz

Well-Known Member
  • May 26, 2017
  • #33
skybluedan said:
This is gonna sound probably a bit perverted but did you know you cannot find gypsy porn in the tinternet
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If you go on xhamster and type in Chav Birds....
It doesn't matter :woot:
 
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shmmeee

Well-Known Member
  • May 26, 2017
  • #34
Just typed gypsy porn into RedTube. But when they're naked it's hard to tell if they're gypsy or just chav. Would need the sound on, for science.
 

Nick

Administrator
  • May 26, 2017
  • #35
shmmeee said:
Just typed gypsy porn into RedTube. But when they're naked it's hard to tell if they're gypsy or just chav. Would need the sound on, for science.
Click to expand...
 
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