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Malaka

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Have we signed him?
 

Nick

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No, why would we?

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oucho

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The dictionary definition of "fake news"
 

Nick

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This is how people end up believing the world is flat. You should need to pass an internet test, like a driving test, to be able to use it.

There already is one, click here to do it and you will get 12 inch willy, a six pack without exercise, loads of women from your area and £5m from my cousin in Nigeria for doing him a favour.
 

no_loyalty

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I heard he wanted to come to us, but we just fell short of his £70,000 per week salary demand.
 

ccfcway

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gutted this isnt true, i wrote a song....

ya ya, ya ya ya ya, ya ya ya ya, ya ya, ya ya toure.....
Bright bright, Bright bright,Bright bright,Bright bright,Bright bright,Bright Enobakhare.....
ya ya, ya ya ya ya, ya ya ya ya, ya ya, ya ya toure.....
 

Otis

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My wife has had a penis reduction.

She used to like to have it once a week and now I'm lucky if it's once a year.
 

Terry_dactyl

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gutted this isnt true, i wrote a song....

ya ya, ya ya ya ya, ya ya ya ya, ya ya, ya ya toure.....
Bright bright, Bright bright,Bright bright,Bright bright,Bright bright,Bright Enobakhare.....
ya ya, ya ya ya ya, ya ya ya ya, ya ya, ya ya toure.....
Nothing stopping us singing that.
 

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