Today's Telegraph Headline News (1 Viewer)

Nick · Oct 20, 2016

In the telegraph, it's a girl from solihull bought a bobble from ASDA and the dye came off onto her hair while she was wearing it in a paddling pool.

No wonder they are dragging out as many CCFC stories as possible.

1. Why on earth is this news? What possesses people to run to the press about it?
2. Why is this the main news on the website, when it isn't even in Coventry?

Is there really no actual news nowadays?

Otis · Oct 20, 2016

Nick said:
In the telegraph, it's a girl from solihull bought a bobble from ASDA and the dye came off onto her hair while she was wearing it in a paddling pool.

No wonder they are dragging out as many CCFC stories as possible.

1. Why on earth is this news? What possesses people to run to the press about it?
2. Why is this the main news on the website, when it isn't even in Coventry?

Is there really no actual news nowadays?

Not really.

Johnnythespider · Oct 23, 2016

Tomorrow's front page

dutchman · Dec 7, 2017

Just when you thought the Telegraph couldn't sink any lower:

Man had sex with horse he treated like his girlfriend, court hears

Nick · Dec 7, 2017

At least he romanced it though, rather than just treating it like a piece of meat.

dutchman · Dec 7, 2017

The Telegraph also removed the bit about him being a Leicester City supporter, so as not to cause him any personal embarrassment.

CJ_covblaze · Dec 7, 2017

Well, he does have an LE postcode.

eastwoodsdustman · Dec 7, 2017

Looks like Ron Jeremy. Hope the horse is ok now.
Joking aside though, The blokes a sex pest and has some very strange things going on. Surely he's a danger to the public. Especially at this time of year with all of the pantomimes going on.

Otis · Dec 7, 2017

The weird bit (apart from the horse) is that he is now no longer allowed to buy nappies.

WTF! And how on earth can that be policed? Surely you can just go to Tesco and buy nappies. Unless they are checking on him on a daily basis that is surely impossible stance to maintain.

The guy has sex with horses. He's hardly in a stable condition is he.

Nick · Dec 7, 2017

Otis said:
The weird bit (apart from the horse) is that he is now no longer allowed to buy nappies.

WTF! And how on earth can that be policed? Surely you can just go to Tesco and buy nappies. Unless they are checking on him on a daily basis that is surely impossible stance to maintain.

The guy has sex with horses. He's hardly in a stable condition is he.

Maybe the horse stuff was just the final straw? He should have been send to jail though, no bail.

dutchman · Dec 7, 2017

Nick said:
Maybe the horse stuff was just the final straw? He should have been send to jail though, no bail.

Surely you meant "no bale"?

eastwoodsdustman · Dec 7, 2017

dutchman said:
Surely you meant "no bale"?

Hay Dutchman, not fair to saddle Nick with that one.
The mane issue has to be whether he's safe to be out.

Captain Dart · Dec 7, 2017

eastwoodsdustman said:
Looks like Ron Jeremy. Hope the horse is ok now.
Joking aside though, The blokes a sex pest and has some very strange things going on. Surely he's a danger to the public. Especially at this time of year with all of the pantomimes going on.

These Thespians look happy enough.

Wonder where this bloke is?

wingy · Dec 7, 2017

Typical Telegraph trying to Stir rup a headline.

Nick · Dec 7, 2017

wingy said:
Typical Telegraph trying to Stir rup a headline.

You have had a mare with that one.

wingy · Dec 7, 2017

Nick said:
You have had a mare with that one.

I'd say it's consistent with the thread in the Mane. B-)

wingy · Dec 7, 2017

He Wasn't even faithfull to Ruby.

Otis · Dec 7, 2017

wingy said:
He Wasn't even faithfull to Ruby.

I heard she was easy. All it took was an apple.

I wonder how many hands were involved. Suppose once he got the bit between the teeth nothing was going to get in his way. Mind, maybe there were blinkers on and he wasn't quite aware of what he was doing.

Did they give his address out? Wondering if it was Bray Lane or somewhere in the shires.

mrtrench · Dec 7, 2017

Thank goodness he's now been reined in.

Sky Blue Pete · Dec 9, 2017

He was only monkeying around. No that’s not right is it??

Otis · Dec 9, 2017

Sky Blue Pete said:
He was only monkeying around. No that’s not right is it??

No, it's not. He couldn't afford a monkey. He only had a pony in his pocket.

Johnnythespider · Dec 9, 2017

Did the horse even realise anything was happening, have you seen a horses appendage

Nick · Dec 9, 2017

Johnnythespider said:
Did the horse even realise anything was happening, have you seen a horses appendage

He was either packing, or he couldn't feel anything.

wingy · Dec 9, 2017

Nick said:
He was either packing, or he couldn't feel anything.

Nor Ruby. B-)

Nick · Dec 9, 2017

Put a bag of hay up for Ruby and fill your boots. Close the stable when you are done, no messing.

wingy · Dec 10, 2017

Nick said:
Put a bag of hay up for Ruby and fill your boots. Close the stable when you are done, no messing.

Shakey Head emoji!! :-o

dutchman · Dec 11, 2017

Have the Telegraph mentioned yesterday's snow at all?

chiefdave · Dec 11, 2017

dutchman said:
Have the Telegraph mentioned yesterday's snow at all?

Even by the English 'its snowing everyone panic' standard 24 snow stories as they had on their website front page when I looked yesterday is a touch excessive.

Captain Dart · Dec 11, 2017

chiefdave said:
Even by the English 'its snowing everyone panic' standard 24 snow stories as they had on their website front page when I looked yesterday is a touch excessive.

I'm sure the coverage is more in depth today.

Houchens Head · Dec 11, 2017

This is one of the "headline news" items in our local paper on the island......
www.iwcp.co.uk/news/Fire-crew-called-out-to-Cliff-Road-Totland-317443.aspx

eastwoodsdustman · Dec 11, 2017

Houchens Head said:
This is one of the "headline news" items in our local paper on the island......
www.iwcp.co.uk/news/Fire-crew-called-out-to-Cliff-Road-Totland-317443.aspx

39 minutes of excitement with IOW fire and rescue!

Houchens Head · Dec 11, 2017

eastwoodsdustman said:
39 minutes of excitement with IOW fire and rescue!

And in the dullest part of the island! I know. I spent two years in Totland before moving to Newport!

covmark · Dec 11, 2017

Houchens Head said:
And in the dullest part of the island! I know. I spent two years in Totland before moving to Newport!

It is dull. I lived at Colwell Bay for 10 years. A stones throw from Totland, as you probably know. Having said that, Newport is hardly a thriving metropolis.

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chiefdave · Dec 11, 2017

Captain Dart said:
I'm sure the coverage is more in depth today.

Correct, 35 snow stories on the front page now!

Houchens Head · Dec 11, 2017

covmark said:
It is dull. I lived at Colwell Bay for 10 years. A stones throw from Totland, as you probably know. Having said that, Newport is hardly a thriving metropolis.

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It is, compared to Colwell and Totland Bay! :emoji_laughing:

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