Tim Fisher: Fun Facts (1 Viewer)

sylus · Apr 16, 2017

Another one of Tim's favourite songs is " would i lie to you" by the Eurythmics...

Liquid Gold · Apr 16, 2017

Skyblueweeman said:
Is everyone on LSD?

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I'm on an afterglow

mrtrench · Apr 16, 2017

Skyblueweeman said:
Is everyone on LSD?

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You're a fine one to talk. We're just writing nonsense on a forum. You've gone to the trouble of encouraging weirdness by establishing an independent awards body. And then you give out annual awards every couple of weeks.

Monners · Apr 16, 2017

Tim's middle name is Clive. This is down to his father's love for Peter Cook and Dudley Moore. His Dad also spent some time in India.

shmmeee · Apr 16, 2017

Tim Fishers only natural predator is the nankeen kestrel. Tim avoids open spaces where possible and ties old CDs to his hair to distract them.

Tim Fisher survives on a diet of mostly asparagus in the hopes of dissuading his wife's golden shower fetish. This has, to date, been unsuccessful.

Skyblueweeman · Apr 16, 2017

mrtrench said:
You're a fine one to talk. We're just writing nonsense on a forum. You've gone to the trouble of encouraging weirdness by establishing an independent awards body. And then you give out annual awards every couple of weeks.

And the award for best comeback goes...

Oh, FFS.

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CCFC54321 · Apr 16, 2017

Tim is often known to wear a shuttlecock down his trousers at matches when the sky cameras are present.

Esoterica · Apr 16, 2017

Tim used to drive an ice cream van and once accidently reversed over his beloved cat 'Screwball'. He still keeps a section of it's tail on his key ring, earning himself the nickname 'Taxidermy Tim'.

bawtryneal · Apr 17, 2017

Tim once tried his luck at being a football club chairman. After several years of disasters, relegations and alienating a whole city he reverted back to his original profession of being the back end of a pantomime horse.

skybluetony176 · Apr 17, 2017

His saliva is made of Teflon which is why anything that comes out of his mouth doesn't stick.

mrtrench · Apr 17, 2017

After an unfortunate mix-up in Las Vegas, Tim once accidentally married an Elvis impersonator.

When startled, Tim immediately goes into hibernation; a state that can last for up to 30 minutes.

cov4theprem · Apr 17, 2017

Liquid Gold said:
He once thought he saw Tom Jones on Oxford Street but it wasn't and he's never got over it.

I guess it's not unusual

cov4theprem · Apr 17, 2017

Tim recently had the opportunity to buy his house for a very reasonable price but didn't. Although he negotiated a low rent on his house he will be out on his ear next year.

Last week he was allegedly spotted in Allsop and Allsop looking at properties in Northampton

cov4theprem · Apr 17, 2017

Tim is a great magician, and active member of the magic circle. To date it is believed that he has made 15000 people disappear.

Dynamo to this day doesn't know how he made managed to move a football team 35 miles away.

mrtrench · Apr 17, 2017

Tim developed this formula at the start of the season to calculate P, our final position in the league.

After hours of work, he solved it this week. He got P=25.

skybluetony176 · Apr 17, 2017

He was lined up to take over from Carole Vordaman on Countdown until someone realised that his sums never add up.

CCFC54321 · Apr 17, 2017

Tim has been known to show off in the boardroom by cheering up the opposition board members by placing one foot behind his head. Roman Abramovich rather enjoyed this back in 2009 following the Chelsea game and Tim has carried this on.

Roman invited Tim to a party once on his yacht to show relatives Tims 'skill'.

I'm told that this didn't go down to well at Wembley recently.

Irish Sky Blue · Apr 17, 2017

Tim's favourite programme when he was growing up was the lunchtime legal drama Crown Court. This gave him the vast and comprehensive knowledge of the whole British legal system that he has today. It allowed him to declare with confidence and authority that the judge was "wrong in fact and in Law."

cov4theprem · Apr 17, 2017

In his spare time Tim does stand up comedy and was once put forward to appear at the Edinburgh Comedy Fringe. His best one liner was that he expected 7000 Cov fans to drive to Northampton every other week.

the rumpo kid · Apr 17, 2017

keen on yoga tim can oftern be seen scuttleing around on his hands with both feet in his own mouth !

DionDublinsJockstrap · Apr 17, 2017

Tim was disappointed when he finished only fourth in UK wanker of the year competition, behind Kelvin McKenzie, Nigel Farage, and Jedward

Dhinsa's_Millions · Apr 17, 2017

Onye Igwe once spotted Tim combing an owl.

Deleted member 5849 · Apr 17, 2017

In the pilot episode of Ready, Steady, Cook, Tim played the role of Aynsley Harriott. He cooked a prawn and pepperoni omelette, a ham sandwich, and a parsley cheesecake. Harriott himself was heard to remark that Tim was a more realistic Aynsley than Harriott himself. 'He's who I would have been if I'd had the choice', Harriott was quoted as saying.

Unfortunately, between the pilot and the commissioning of the first series, Tim developed an addiction to Hot Cross Buns. The producers felt they daren't risk him on stage, as he was liable to go 'ooh, look at me BUNNNNS' without warning which, although a noble catchphrase, was considered a little too 1950s for an early evening BBC2 show. As such, Aynsley Harriott found himself playing Aynsley Harriott, and Tim was left wondering what could have been.

rob9872 · Apr 17, 2017

His name is an anagram of Re-fist Him

Dhinsa's_Millions · Apr 17, 2017

To commemorate Tim's 60th Birthday it was rumoured Dermot Coleman and his brothers Gary and David appeared in their band "Whore's Radish" playing some of their finest work to date including ; "If It wasn't for this umbrella I would have melted" and "Two Turkeys (An Eagle does not make)".

Esoterica · Apr 17, 2017

Tim was once fired from a marketing job at B&Q after the first run of his 'These prices are forking ce-mental' advert attracted over 164 complaints to the Advertising Standards Authority.

Ranjit Bhurpa · Apr 17, 2017

cov4theprem said:
I guess it's not unusual

And then took a train to Northampton to see the green green grass of home.

Esoterica · Apr 17, 2017

Tim once started his own artificial insemination home delivery company called 'I can't believe it's Nut Butter' but was forced to close down after he became embroiled in a patent and copyright legal battle with rival company 'I can't believe it's not Batter'.

sky blue zam · Apr 17, 2017

Timmy is the founder and chairman of the Carry on film fan club with Jack Douglas his role model.

Tim is also waiting for a new series of Judge Rinder to start as he is planning to go up against Coventry city council and wasps. He is aiming to prove to the world that Sisu do batter people in court.

cov4theprem · Apr 17, 2017

Ranjit Bhurpa said:
And then took a train to Northampton to see the green green grass of home.

Tom was planning to be there actually, but his momma told him not to come

bringbackrattles · Apr 17, 2017

Tim Fisher has admitted that he has a masterbation addiction and has sought help for his habit/disease.
But he went to an alcoholics anonymous session by mistake and stood up when asked to introduce himself and said " Hello I'm Tim and I'm a wanker." Sadly for Timmy he was thrown out of the session and now has to play with himself wherever he can,but this has brought embarrassment to his family as he was ejected recently from Aldi supermarket while standing in the checkout area. He has been told there is no cure for his wanking,but many Coventry City fans have told him that they'd willingly chop his dick off with a rusty knife for free. As yet Tim has declined their offer !

steve82 · Apr 17, 2017

bringbackrattles said:
Tim Fisher has admitted that he has a masterbation addiction and has sought help for his habit/disease.
But he went to an alcoholics anonymous session by mistake and stood up when asked to introduce himself and said " Hello I'm Tim and I'm a wanker." Sadly for Timmy he was thrown out of the session and now has to play with himself wherever he can,but this has brought embarrassment to his family as he was ejected recently from Aldi supermarket while standing in the checkout area. He has been told there is no cure for his wanking,but many Coventry City fans have told him that they'd willingly chop his dick off with a rusty knife for free. As yet Tim has declined their offer !

Certainly a tosser!!!

bawtryneal · Apr 17, 2017

mrtrench said:
Tim developed this formula at the start of the season to calculate P, our final position in the league.

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After hours of work, he solved it this week. He got P=25.

The answer should be his P45

bawtryneal · Apr 17, 2017

I must say Mr Trench, after a slow start this has become the best thread of the year.
Keep up the good work old chap.

mrtrench · Apr 17, 2017

Unlike Meat Loaf, Tim would do 'that' for love.

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