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Things that you do, that annoy others (13 Viewers)

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richnrg

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  • Nov 3, 2017
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is there anything that you do, deliberately or otherwise, that regularly annoys others?
 

Otis

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  • Nov 3, 2017
  • #2
Post on here.
 
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Nick

Administrator
  • Nov 3, 2017
  • #3
Breath
 
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eastwoodsdustman

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  • Nov 3, 2017
  • #4
I Undertake cars on a very regular basis (on average 5 cars each way and day) whilst driving on the motorway. If pricks are stupid enough to sit in the middle lane then they shouldn't get pissed off when I go past them on the inside.
 
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I_Saw_Shaw_Score

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  • Nov 3, 2017
  • #5
Turn volume (tv, radio) onto an even number.
 
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Nick

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  • Nov 3, 2017
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eastwoodsdustman said:
I Undertake cars on a very regular basis (on average 5 cars each way and day) whilst driving on the motorway. If pricks are stupid enough to sit in the middle lane then they shouldn't get pissed off when I go past them on the inside.
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I am terrible for it, even more so when they start raging on a 2 lane dual carriage way because they are doing 30 in the right hand lane so I undertake them. Then they start going apeshit about it flashing their lights.

Get the hint that there's a queue of cars behind you and move over and people wouldn't have to.
 

richnrg

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  • Nov 3, 2017
  • #7
I_Saw_Shaw_Score said:
Turn volume (tv, radio) onto an even number.
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I can see how that would be annoying - odd number volumes always sound better.
 

Astute

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  • Nov 3, 2017
  • #8
I tell the truth. And I don't mind if people don't like the answer. So don't bother asking me a question if it is only a certain answer you are after.

The wife stopped asking me if she looks fat in a dress she has just put on years ago.
 
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richnrg

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  • Nov 3, 2017
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eastwoodsdustman said:
I Undertake cars on a very regular basis (on average 5 cars each way and day) whilst driving on the motorway. If pricks are stupid enough to sit in the middle lane then they shouldn't get pissed off when I go past them on the inside.
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whilst I agrree with you, I do feel that too much undertaking may lead to the undertakers.
 

Ranjit Bhurpa

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  • Nov 3, 2017
  • #10
Saying 'yes dear' repeatedly to the missus when I'm in switched off mode. Annoys the hell out of her.
 

olderskyblue

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  • Nov 3, 2017
  • #11
Correcting people's grammar

Nick said:
Breath
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It's not breath, it's Breathe..
 
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richnrg

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  • Nov 3, 2017
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olderskyblue said:
Correcting people's grammar



It's not breath, it's Breathe..
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It's not his grammar that your are correcting - it's his spelling.
 

olderskyblue

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  • Nov 3, 2017
  • #13
richnrg said:
It's not his grammar that your are correcting - it's his spelling.
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* you are...
 
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richnrg

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  • Nov 3, 2017
  • #14
olderskyblue said:
* you are...
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oh fuck
 
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pastythegreat

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  • Nov 3, 2017
  • #15
Ranjit Bhurpa said:
Saying 'yes dear' repeatedly to the missus when I'm in switched off mode. Annoys the hell out of her.
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I always say "we'll see when she asks questions about things I don't really wanna do.
Her "Shall we go and see my Mum at the weekend?"
Me " We'll see!".

Only problem now is when I get into bed and ask for sex and she comes back with " We'll see!"

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richnrg

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  • Nov 3, 2017
  • #16
pastythegreat said:
I always say "we'll see when she asks questions about things I don't really wanna do.
Her "Shall we go and see my Mum at the weekend?"
Me " We'll see!".

Only problem now is when I get into bed and ask for sex and she comes back with " We'll see!"

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perhaps you should go round and see her mum
 
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bringbackrattles

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  • Nov 3, 2017
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I tend to say a lot at matches : " George Hudson would have buried that,and George Curtis would have put him in row Z. Is that why I end up sitting on my own ?
 

pastythegreat

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  • Nov 3, 2017
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richnrg said:
perhaps you should go round and see her mum
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What for sex??


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skybluegod

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  • Nov 3, 2017
  • #19
eastwoodsdustman said:
I Undertake cars on a very regular basis (on average 5 cars each way and day) whilst driving on the motorway. If pricks are stupid enough to sit in the middle lane then they shouldn't get pissed off when I go past them on the inside.
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And that’s why crashes happen. It doesn’t matter how many people are bad drivers, you are just as thick undertaking them, and just as bad.
 

Astute

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  • Nov 3, 2017
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skybluegod said:
And that’s why crashes happen. It doesn’t matter how many people are bad drivers, you are just as thick undertaking them, and just as bad.
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Middle lane drivers cause accidents. That is why they now get fined.

My favourite is to pull from the slow lane to the fast lane, overtake then pull sharply back to the slow lane without indicating. I miss their front bumper by inches. The vast majority then get into the slow lane like they should.
 
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pastythegreat

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  • Nov 3, 2017
  • #21
olderskyblue said:
Correcting people's grammar



It's not breath, it's Breathe..
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Grammar, the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit!

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pastythegreat

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  • Nov 3, 2017
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Astute said:
Middle lane drivers cause accidents. That is why they now get fined.

My favourite is to pull from the slow lane to the fast lane, overtake then pull sharply back to the slow lane without indicating. I miss their front bumper by inches. The vast majority then get into the slow lane like they should.
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Don't think I've heard of a single person who's been fined since the law came in.

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Astute

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  • Nov 3, 2017
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pastythegreat said:
Don't think I've heard of a single person who's been fined since the law came in.

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They are on the spot fines. Would have a better effect if in court, fine and 3 points. We have a lack of police as well though.

Lancashire police lead clamp down on middle-lane motorway drivers

Shocking that only one police force takes it seriously.
 

Terry Gibson's perm

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  • Nov 3, 2017
  • #24
My wife would say continuing to breathe
 

skybluegod

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  • Nov 3, 2017
  • #25
Astute said:
Middle lane drivers cause accidents. That is why they now get fined.

My favourite is to pull from the slow lane to the fast lane, overtake then pull sharply back to the slow lane without indicating. I miss their front bumper by inches. The vast majority then get into the slow lane like they should.
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Oh cause that won’t cause an accident if you misjudge?
I didn’t say middle lane drivers didn’t cause accidents, but I guarantee undertaking causes more.
 

eastwoodsdustman

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  • Nov 3, 2017
  • #26
skybluegod said:
And that’s why crashes happen. It doesn’t matter how many people are bad drivers, you are just as thick undertaking them, and just as bad.
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See what I've done there. look at the thread title
 

skybluegod

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  • Nov 3, 2017
  • #27
eastwoodsdustman said:
See what I've done there. look at the thread title
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I know the thread title, doesn’t mean you aren’t an idiot
 

LastGarrison

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  • Nov 3, 2017
  • #28
Cracking my bones in either my knuckles or my ankles.

I find it therapeutic and the missus absolutely despises it.

Win win.
 
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Nick

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  • Nov 3, 2017
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skybluegod said:
And that’s why crashes happen. It doesn’t matter how many people are bad drivers, you are just as thick undertaking them, and just as bad.
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Surely the crash happens if they pull in without looking in the mirror?

Sometimes there's no real other option but to undertake.
 

Astute

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  • Nov 3, 2017
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Nick said:
Surely the crash happens if they pull in without looking in the mirror?

Sometimes there's no real other option but to undertake.
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They are in the middle lane as they don't pull in so is a safe manoeuvre
 

Astute

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  • Nov 3, 2017
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skybluegod said:
Oh cause that won’t cause an accident if you misjudge?
I didn’t say middle lane drivers didn’t cause accidents, but I guarantee undertaking causes more.
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I drive on track. I am used to driving like that at higher speed with corners all over. Have never had an accident on the road in a car. And I drive a lot more miles than most.
 

eastwoodsdustman

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  • Nov 3, 2017
  • #32
skyblue [QUOTE="Astute said:
They are in the middle lane as they don't pull in so is a safe manoeuvre
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You can tell whether people are going to pull in or not, and its usually not. Its not even a dangerous manouvre most of the time as the retards dont even consider pulling in unless they want to come off at the junction.
 
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skybluegod

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  • Nov 3, 2017
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Astute said:
I drive on track. I am used to driving like that at higher speed with corners all over. Have never had an accident on the road in a car. And I drive a lot more miles than most.
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That’s your excuse? Really?
 
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skybluegod

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  • Nov 3, 2017
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Nick said:
Surely the crash happens if they pull in without looking in the mirror?

Sometimes there's no real other option but to undertake.
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Or it happens when someone like Astute, purposefully gets close to bumper of the other car to make the point, and then if they don’t predict it, and they accelerate a little, there is your crash.

I hate middle lane drivers, but the old saying ‘2 wrongs don’t make a right.’ And people thinking they are so good they can’t crash is idiotic, so yes they are right posting in this thread but it doesn’t mean they aren’t cocks.
 

Astute

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  • Nov 3, 2017
  • #35
skybluegod said:
That’s your excuse? Really?
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Excuse?
For what?

It sounds to me like you are a middle lane hog.
 
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