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Things That Don't Annoy You :-) (1 Viewer)

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  • Start date Sep 20, 2017
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richnrg

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  • Sep 25, 2017
  • #71
Liquid Gold said:
The sound of gentle rain when sleeping in a tent. Best sleep ever.
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even if its your last night and you need to pack the tent up early the next morning?
 

skybluedan

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  • Sep 25, 2017
  • #72
Astute said:
Or Mary Hinge.
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Mike oxlong
 
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vow

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  • Sep 25, 2017
  • #73
skybluedan said:
Mike oxlong
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I'm guessing it doesn't annoy you either?!
 

skybluedan

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  • Sep 25, 2017
  • #74
vow said:
I'm guessing it doesn't annoy you either?!
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Hahaha but it did annoy a local radio presenter when I used a guys phone at work to text an answer to a question
The fact he said Mike oxlong is spot on haha
 
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Astute

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  • Sep 26, 2017
  • #75
vow said:
I'm guessing it doesn't annoy you either?!
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It can do.

Many years ago I spent ages chatting this bird up. She was an absolute stunner. Finally she relented. Then it came to the moment I had been waiting for. Boy I was excited. Gave my best showing ever. She took one look at it 'You're not coming anywhere near me with that'
 

skybluedan

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  • Sep 27, 2017
  • #76
I woke up with some bird once after a night at Mrs gs and she only had one ear
 

Otis

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  • Sep 28, 2017
  • #77
skybluedan said:
I woke up with some bird once after a night at Mrs gs and she only had one ear
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Did she have both the evening before?
 
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richnrg

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  • Sep 28, 2017
  • #78
skybluedan said:
I woke up with some bird once after a night at Mrs gs and she only had one ear
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I've always found girls like that to be cheap dates.
i.e.You: "Fancy a drink?"
Her: "No thanks, Ive got one ear"
 
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Covstu

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  • Sep 28, 2017
  • #79
Days where you think you have to get up but don't!
 

skybluedan

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  • Sep 28, 2017
  • #80
richnrg said:
I've always found girls like that to be cheap dates.
i.e.You: "Fancy a drink?"
Her: "No thanks, Ive got one ear"
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Hahahaha I still banged her again , she was fit
 
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Otis

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  • Sep 29, 2017
  • #81
skybluedan said:
Hahahaha I still banged her again , she was fit
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Did you give her an earful?
 

Captain Dart

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  • Sep 30, 2017
  • #82
Genius at work.
 
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Kingokings204

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  • Sep 30, 2017
  • #83
skybluedan said:
I woke up with some bird once after a night at Mrs gs and she only had one ear
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Did she wear glasses?
 
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Kingokings204

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  • Sep 30, 2017
  • #84
The look and sound of my 8 month old son after a long or crap day. Since he was born I've gone from being a quite hard nosed business type of character to an emotional wreck. All his fault.
 
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Otis

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  • Sep 30, 2017
  • #85
Things that don't annoy me?

Three wins on the bounce.
 

Mcbean

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  • Oct 1, 2017
  • #86
Otis said:
Things that don't annoy me?

Three wins on the bounce.
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Good job you are not a manure fan or a toon - they moan after 5 or 6 again and again
 

LastGarrison

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  • Oct 1, 2017
  • #87
Chilling on my own on a Sunday with no plans but to watch football and darts all day.
 
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skybluedan

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  • Oct 1, 2017
  • #88
LastGarrison said:
Chilling on my own on a Sunday with no plans but to watch football and darts all day.
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Get that wank out the way first, otherwise it will just play on your mind and ruin your footy and darts
 
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LastGarrison

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  • Oct 1, 2017
  • #89
skybluedan said:
Get that wank out the way first, otherwise it will just play on your mind and ruin your footy and darts
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Ha ha pretty much sums it up!!!! :bag:
 
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Liquid Gold

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  • Oct 2, 2017
  • #90
I quite enjoy old football shirts sponsored by companies that no longer exist.
 

mechaishida

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  • Nov 3, 2017
  • #91
Shamelessly bumping my optimistic thread, here.

I have a reassuringly amusing moment most mornings on the school run - watching people over 55 struggle with the concept of those newer pay machines for parking.

Usually they have a microcosm meltdown, consult their other half how to work it, then argue, then finally get a ticket that has a random set of number plate letters.
 

pastythegreat

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  • Nov 3, 2017
  • #92
mechaishida said:
Shamelessly bumping my optimistic thread, here.

I have a reassuringly amusing moment most mornings on the school run - watching people over 55 struggle with the concept of those newer pay machines for parking.

Usually they have a microcosm meltdown, consult their other half how to work it, then argue, then finally get a ticket that has a random set of number plate letters.
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Enjoy it while it lasts! That'll be you one day!!

Sent from my SM-G955F using Tapatalk
 
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mechaishida

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  • Nov 3, 2017
  • #93
pastythegreat said:
Enjoy it while it lasts! That'll be you one day!!

Sent from my SM-G955F using Tapatalk
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I did struggle with the book checkout machine at the library, the other day - scan, remove, replace, scan...my brain needed to find an error, and I ended up un-scanning everything.

Won't be long now, mate, next it's new-generation sat navs, then it's the pay machines.
 
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Ranjit Bhurpa

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  • Nov 3, 2017
  • #94
mechaishida said:
I did struggle with the book checkout machine at the library, the other day - scan, remove, replace, scan...my brain needed to find an error, and I ended up un-scanning everything.

Won't be long now, mate, next it's new-generation sat navs, then it's the pay machines.
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I struggle with the self service checkouts at supermarkets. Something always goes wrong with scanning, bagging or needing assistance and it all ends up taking twice as long as it should.
So in the spirit of the thread, checkouts staffed by human beings do not annoy me at all.
 
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Otis

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  • Nov 3, 2017
  • #95
Ranjit Bhurpa said:
I struggle with the self service checkouts at supermarkets. Something always goes wrong with scanning, bagging or needing assistance and it all ends up taking twice as long as it should.
So in the spirit of the thread, checkouts staffed by human beings do not annoy me at all.
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Not so sure some of the cashiers on the checkouts could be described as human to be honest.
 

mechaishida

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  • Nov 3, 2017
  • #96
Ranjit Bhurpa said:
I struggle with the self service checkouts at supermarkets. Something always goes wrong with scanning, bagging or needing assistance and it all ends up taking twice as long as it should.
So in the spirit of the thread, checkouts staffed by human beings do not annoy me at all.
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It usually amuses me how truly miserable the cashiers are at Lidl, oh they love chucking change at me.

Little do they know, I reversed into their outdoor plant display and sent the Chrysanthemums flying, bwahahaaaa.
 
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Ranjit Bhurpa

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  • Nov 3, 2017
  • #97
mechaishida said:
It usually amuses me how truly miserable the cashiers are at Lidl, oh they love chucking change at me.

Little do they know, I reversed into their outdoor plant display and sent the Chrysanthemums flying, bwahahaaaa.
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Lol. Can't get my head round the rules they have at the checkout when you're trying to pack your shopping away. Must be some strange Germanic version of customer service.
 

Ranjit Bhurpa

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  • Nov 3, 2017
  • #98
Otis said:
Not so sure some of the cashiers on the checkouts could be described as human to be honest.
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Yes, not only is the choice of supermarket important but also the choice of cashier within it.
At times like these I wish I was a ventriloquist with Tourettes, could have hours of fun baiting cashiers who have attitude.
 

Terry Gibson's perm

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  • Nov 3, 2017
  • #99
Ranjit Bhurpa said:
I struggle with the self service checkouts at supermarkets. Something always goes wrong with scanning, bagging or needing assistance and it all ends up taking twice as long as it should.
So in the spirit of the thread, checkouts staffed by human beings do not annoy me at all.
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I try not to use them as the bill comes to the same but I have done all the work, if they catch on they won't need any staff.
 
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Terry Gibson's perm

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  • Nov 3, 2017
  • #100
Ranjit Bhurpa said:
Yes, not only is the choice of supermarket important but also the choice of cashier within it.
At times like these I wish I was a ventriloquist with Tourettes, could have hours of fun baiting cashiers who have attitude.
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Cashier choice is very important I normally go for the young pretty blonde ones as it drives my wife mad when we get back to the car and I say she was pretty
 

LastGarrison

Well-Known Member
  • Nov 3, 2017
  • #101
Crying babies on planes.

They’re babies, it’s probably their first time on a plane and you’re an adult.
 

Nick

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  • Nov 3, 2017
  • #102
Terry Gibson's perm said:
Cashier choice is very important I normally go for the young pretty blonde ones as it drives my wife mad when we get back to the car and I say she was pretty
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Your wife should get some pile cream or thrush cream and say "you forgot this"

I went through a phase of sneaking femfresh into the trolley to see the reaction at the checkout.
 
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Terry Gibson's perm

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  • Nov 3, 2017
  • #103
Nick said:
Your wife should get some pile cream or thrush cream and say "you forgot this"

I went through a phase of sneaking femfresh into the trolley to see the reaction at the checkout.
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No shame in purchasing pile cream, the most embarrassing thing I had to buy was a pregnancy test kit kept telling the lady it was for my wife and showing my wedding ring don't know why.
 
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mechaishida

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  • Nov 4, 2017
  • #104
Ranjit Bhurpa said:
Lol. Can't get my head round the rules they have at the checkout when you're trying to pack your shopping away. Must be some strange Germanic version of customer service.
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Indeed, but have you seen the size of those Bosch ovens for their bakery?

I don't push the till monkey too far, in case it's Lidl policy to reinstate Reich rules for treason against lippy customers. Maybe that's where all the baked Bergwurst comes from...
 

mechaishida

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  • Nov 4, 2017
  • #105
Also, it's definitely not annoying to wake up at 5:23am with a migraine...

When you find that unused strip of Tramadol the doctor gave you when you wrecked your back playing Golf, that is.

Everything's juuuust peachy...literally.
 
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