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  • Thread starter skybluegaz2
  • Start date Jun 14, 2013
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skybluegaz2

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  • Jun 14, 2013
  • #1
we have NEVER lost our sense of humour.

"So have you heard the one about the London/Cayman-based hedge fund who thought they knew how to run a football club?"

The best next-liner will NOT win a season ticket to Walsall for next season.

My contribution:

"Unfortunately, after the wet summer there was a slump in the price of trimmers, so they had to clear off when someone offered them a £1 coin to go."

(Get it, hedge trimmers, £1 to go - 2 jokes in one !!! )
 

Astute

Well-Known Member
  • Jun 14, 2013
  • #2
Don't get it

Must have lost my sense of humour
 

Nick

Administrator
  • Jun 14, 2013
  • #3
I don't get it either Maybe we could say they don't have very good jokes.
 

fernandopartridge

Well-Known Member
  • Jun 14, 2013
  • #4
Terrible 1/10.
 
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simple_simon

New Member
  • Jun 14, 2013
  • #5
lost me on that one, but I am simple !!
 
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_brian_

Well-Known Member
  • Jun 14, 2013
  • #6
skybluegaz2 said:
we have NEVER lost our sense of humour.

"So have you heard the one about the London/Cayman-based hedge fund who thought they knew how to run a football club?"

The best next-liner will NOT win a season ticket to Walsall for next season.

My contribution:

"Unfortunately, after the wet summer there was a slump in the price of trimmers, so they had to clear off when someone offered them a £1 coin to go."

(Get it, hedge trimmers, £1 to go - 2 jokes in one !!! )
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LOL!!! Nice one, mate! Love it!
 
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skybluegaz2

New Member
  • Jun 14, 2013
  • #7
See - it's true. Well done Simon.

If you don't like my joke prove me correct by coming up with better ones

(hedge fund, hedges, hedge trimmers ; SISU paid £1 for CCFC originally)

 
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_brian_

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  • Jun 14, 2013
  • #8
So have you heard the one about the London/Cayman-based hedge fund who thought they knew how to run a football club?

They said that a stadium in the hand is worth two in the bush!!! LOL!
 
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skybluegaz2

New Member
  • Jun 14, 2013
  • #9
_brian_ said:
So have you heard the one about the London/Cayman-based hedge fund who thought they knew how to run a football club?

They said that a stadium in the hand is worth two in the bush!!! LOL!
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As the only other entrant so far Brian, it may have to be fisticuffs over the non-prize !!
 
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_brian_

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  • Jun 14, 2013
  • #10
skybluegaz2 said:
As the only other entrant so far Brian, it may have to be fisticuffs over the non-prize !!
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There have been 2 other jokes submitted, but they're undisclosed!!! LOL!
 

Jim

Well-Known Member
  • Jun 14, 2013
  • #11
_brian_ said:
There have been 2 other jokes submitted, but they're undisclosed!!! LOL!
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A further 4 jokes were submitted but they were indicative only.....
 
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Hugh Jarse

Well-Known Member
  • Jun 14, 2013
  • #12
...............we must be feckin mad to have stuck by our team for so long!
 
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DaleM

New Member
  • Jun 14, 2013
  • #13
Two Eagles do not a Pelican make :claping hands:
 
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