The Friday Afternoon Quiz (1 Viewer)

Would you rather be a fish or a bird?. BIRD

Have you ever spent a £1 note?. YES

Have you got a real secret that you have never told anyone else? DON'T THINK SO

Is it a real 'secret' or just stuff no-one else is interested in ?. N/A

Have you ever feared for your life with good justification ?.(wifes driving doesn't count) YES

Do you consider yourself wiser than your parents?. YES

Do you know your own mobile number without looking it up. YES

Do you know your home phone number without looking it up?. YES

Do you know your significant others?. YES

Do you bite your nails?. YES

Have you got any action in the last week?. YES

Ever faked an orgasm ?. NO

Would you rather be a chimp in captivity or gorilla in the wild?. CHIMP

Do you wee in the shower?. NOT AS A REGULAR OCCURRENCE BUT HAVE DONE

Do you know what your hourly pay rate is?. NO

If yes, Do you ever 'value' tasks you do in the day based on that hourly rate? N/A (ALTHOUGH i DID ONCE CALCULATE HOW MUCH I WAS BEING PAID TO SHIT ON AN ANNUAL BASIS)

Do rainbows make you smile?. NO

Do you poke your finger up your bum then sniff it ?. NO

How much money would be enough for you to quit your job right now?. £500K

Do you use your mobile and/or text when driving?. MOBILE YES, TEXT NO

Does completing quizzes like this make you feel special ?. NO

Did you read everyopne elses responses first or just add your own for the world to see?. FIRST IN

Why no La Lucha any more? Is it just Rich in the off-season?

Would you rather be a fish or a bird?. BIRD

Have you ever spent a £1 note?. LOADS

Have you got a real secret that you have never told anyone else? NOT TELLING!

Is it a real 'secret' or just stuff no-one else is interested in ?.

Have you ever feared for your life with good justification ?.(wifes driving doesn't count) NO

Do you consider yourself wiser than your parents?. YES

Do you know your own mobile number without looking it up. YES

Do you know your home phone number without looking it up?. YES

Do you know your significant others?. ?????

Do you bite your nails?. NO

Have you got any action in the last week?. HA! HA! JOKE, RIGHT?

Ever faked an orgasm ?. NEVER! (WITH 8 KIDS TO MY NAME, I NEVER HAD TO!!)

Would you rather be a chimp in captivity or gorilla in the wild?. GORILLA

Do you wee in the shower?. DIRTY BOY!!

Do you know what your hourly pay rate is?. I USED TO WHEN I WAS WORKING.

If yes, Do you ever 'value' tasks you do in the day based on that hourly rate? NAH.

Do rainbows make you smile?. ONLY IF I SEE MORE THAN 7 COLOURS!!

Do you poke your finger up your bum then sniff it ?. GET OUTTA HERE!!!!!

How much money would be enough for you to quit your job right now?. RETIRED BUT WOULD STILL LIKE MORE THAN MY POXY PENSION!!

Do you use your mobile and/or text when driving?. NEVER

Does completing quizzes like this make you feel special ?. I AM SPECIAL!

Did you read everyopne elses responses first or just add your own for the world to see?. READ ROBS COZ IT WAS THE FIRST RESPONSE.