The CableGuy
Well-Known Member
CCFC: "We are in talks with [INSERT PLAYER'S NAME HERE]"
Translation: "We so whipped them on Call on Duty via Xbox Live last night."
CCFC: "We are in positive talks with [INSERT PLAYER'S NAME HERE]"
Translation: "They liked the biscuits we offered them during the talks."
CCFC: "We are in positive talks with ACL."
Translation: "They told us to get fooked when we asked about reducing the rent."
CCFC: "We are in positive talks with the Council"
Translation: "They told us to get fooked when we asked about reducing the rent for the ground which they helped build and they asked us when the rich guy from China is flying in. The Council are bad, bad people and we'll appreciate any pressure you mugs can put on them to reduce the rent. Spread the word via SBT, Facebook and Twitter, our investors thank you."
CCFC: "We are primed and ready to pounce on transfer targets, like a cat waiting to leap upon a defenseless mouse."
Translation: "WATCH US GO! WE ARE SOOOO READY! ......when the embargo is lifted in December."
CCFC: "We have offered [INSERT PLAYER'S NAME HERE] a new contract."
Translation: "Subject to rent payments, day of the week and the postal service which is to blame for other contract offers getting lost. Damn you, Postal Service!"
CCFC: "[INSERT PLAYER'S NAME HERE] has rejected our improved contract."
Translation: "Due to our total mismanagement of the club, we can't afford shit. But we hope to fluke promotion via a youth squad of 18 players."
CCFC: "We are committed to the club."
Translation: "We so want the Arena! Its great! 40,000 watched Coldplay last night and our investors could have been rolling naked in that money.......the club? Its OK we suppose. Play Up Sky-Thingy, yeah?"
CCFC: "We appreciate the fans continued support in buying a season ticket."
Translation: "Its all your fault! We've run the club into the ground and its up to each and every one of you to pay for our mistakes! Our investors demand it!"
CT: "SISU ARE BUYING THE ARENA!"
Translation: "Slow news day, it not being Thursday and all."
Translation: "We so whipped them on Call on Duty via Xbox Live last night."
CCFC: "We are in positive talks with [INSERT PLAYER'S NAME HERE]"
Translation: "They liked the biscuits we offered them during the talks."
CCFC: "We are in positive talks with ACL."
Translation: "They told us to get fooked when we asked about reducing the rent."
CCFC: "We are in positive talks with the Council"
Translation: "They told us to get fooked when we asked about reducing the rent for the ground which they helped build and they asked us when the rich guy from China is flying in. The Council are bad, bad people and we'll appreciate any pressure you mugs can put on them to reduce the rent. Spread the word via SBT, Facebook and Twitter, our investors thank you."
CCFC: "We are primed and ready to pounce on transfer targets, like a cat waiting to leap upon a defenseless mouse."
Translation: "WATCH US GO! WE ARE SOOOO READY! ......when the embargo is lifted in December."
CCFC: "We have offered [INSERT PLAYER'S NAME HERE] a new contract."
Translation: "Subject to rent payments, day of the week and the postal service which is to blame for other contract offers getting lost. Damn you, Postal Service!"
CCFC: "[INSERT PLAYER'S NAME HERE] has rejected our improved contract."
Translation: "Due to our total mismanagement of the club, we can't afford shit. But we hope to fluke promotion via a youth squad of 18 players."
CCFC: "We are committed to the club."
Translation: "We so want the Arena! Its great! 40,000 watched Coldplay last night and our investors could have been rolling naked in that money.......the club? Its OK we suppose. Play Up Sky-Thingy, yeah?"
CCFC: "We appreciate the fans continued support in buying a season ticket."
Translation: "Its all your fault! We've run the club into the ground and its up to each and every one of you to pay for our mistakes! Our investors demand it!"
CT: "SISU ARE BUYING THE ARENA!"
Translation: "Slow news day, it not being Thursday and all."
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