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elephanttears · Apr 1, 2013

How many bastard films has this bloke been in, i dont think i have ever watched one right till the end because there all shit. If someone has watched one till the end you must be a complete moron.

deanocity3 · Apr 1, 2013

elephanttears said:
How many bastard films has this bloke been in, i dont think i have ever watched one right till the end because there all shit. If someone has watched one till the end you must be a complete moron.

Phone Stuart Linnell and tell him you left before the end of each film,he'll tell you how they finished.

Tad · Apr 2, 2013

elephanttears said:
How many bastard films has this bloke been in, i dont think i have ever watched one right till the end because there all shit. If someone has watched one till the end you must be a complete moron.

He's usually the writer and actor in all his films. What I'd like to know is; who keeps funding them! He's either doing them himself and rich beyond caring or they do well enough for him to keep making more...

CJparker · Apr 2, 2013

there's a full listing: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000219/

His only decent A-list film was Under Siege (basically Die Hard on a battleship, with Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey thrown into the bargain).

I have seen him in the following:
Belly of the Beast
Above the Law
Hard to Kill
Half Past Dead
On Deadly Ground
Out for Justice
Out for a Kill
The Glimmer Man
Under Siege 2
Executive Decision
Pistol Whipped
Mercenary for Justice
Today you Die
Fire Down Below
Submerged
Marked for Death

And I can report that they were all hilariously bad, though enjoyable. If you watch one other SS film other than Under Siege, go for Hard to Kill!

jimmyhillsfanclub · Apr 3, 2013

If you hate Seagal films (who doesn't?) and if you like comedy....

...this should be right up your street!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01rl8nd

Thom Tucks "straight to DVD"....episode 1: Steven Seagal.

6 days left to listen. Good stuff.

speedie87 · Apr 3, 2013

Under seige was class! Was of tommy lee jones best roles

Tad · Apr 4, 2013

I've heard his next films good: http://www.youtube.com/watch?nomobile=1&v=vqaCBDy39KU

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Covstu · Apr 4, 2013

all his films are the same!!! I seen his band play at warwick uni too, not good!!!

letsallsingtogether · Apr 4, 2013

You can also watch him on the beat as he is a special in his home Town and they follow him around while he is working Right fat bastard now. You still wouldn't want to mess with :guitar2:

CJparker · Apr 4, 2013

letsallsingtogether said:
You can also watch him on the beat as he is a special in his home Town and they follow him around while he is working Right fat bastard now. You still wouldn't want to mess with :guitar2:

That's right, you can watch him in action in 'Steven Seagal: Lawman' - in one episode he nicks some punk kid, who looks at him and goes "dude, you look just like Steven Seagal!" and he just carries on, all deadpan, and says "yeah, I get that a lot!"

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