Song for Blair Turgott (1 Viewer)

KG7 · Feb 16, 2015

He's got a lot of pace, lot of pace
Blair Turgott
He'll beat you in a race, in a race
Blair Turgott
He's got too many teeth for his face
Blair Turgott
His Mama should have bought him a brace
Blair Turgott

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PCkvCPvDXk)

fernandopartridge · Feb 16, 2015

Pardon friend?

KG7 · Feb 16, 2015

fernandopartridge said:
Pardon friend?

Would you like me to repost Mr Partridge?

SkyBlueScottie · Feb 16, 2015

Please dont, reading it once was bad enough.

Alan Dugdales Moustache · Feb 16, 2015

Who on earth is Blair Turgott ?

KG7 · Feb 16, 2015

Alan Dugdales Moustache said:
Who on earth is Blair Turgott ?

Otis · Feb 16, 2015

I think he was referring to the song, a la 'Who the fookin hell are you?' Rather than asking who is Blair Turgott.

KG7 · Feb 16, 2015

Otis said:
I think he was referring to the song, a la 'Who the fookin hell are you?' Rather than asking who is Blair Turgott.

I didn't actually think he was asking who Blair Turgott was, but as he asked it seemed like a reasonable opportunity to provide some evidence of Blair's gigantic teeth to add a bit of context to the choice of lyric.

Otis · Feb 16, 2015

KG7 said:
I didn't actually think he was asking who Blair Turgott was, but as he asked it seemed like a reasonable opportunity to provide some evidence of Blair's gigantic teeth to add a bit of context to the choice of lyric.

Thanks for that, cos I had no idea Blair Turgott had teeth.

KG7 · Feb 16, 2015

Otis said:
Thanks for that, cos I had no idea Blair Turgott had teeth.

Okay...'til next time then Otis.

Alan Dugdales Moustache · Feb 16, 2015

KG7 said:
I didn't actually think he was asking who Blair Turgott was, but as he asked it seemed like a reasonable opportunity to provide some evidence of Blair's gigantic teeth to add a bit of context to the choice of lyric.

Actually, I 've never heard of him. Are his teeth better organised than our midfield ?

KG7 · Feb 16, 2015

Alan Dugdales Moustache said:
Actually, I 've never heard of him. Are his teeth better organised than our midfield ?

Hard to say...

There are definitely a couple sitting a bit further back than they should be, and a few gaps...

ccfcway · Feb 16, 2015

"Blair sit down, Blair sit down, sit down next to Pressley"
"sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down, doooowwnnnnn in Division 3"

LB87ccfc · Feb 16, 2015

Alan Dugdales Moustache said:
Who on earth is Blair Turgott ?

Says it all.

Gazolba · Feb 17, 2015

Since when do we judge a football player on his teeth? He's not a male model.

ccfcway · Feb 17, 2015

Gazolba said:
Since when do we judge a football player on his teeth? He's not a male model.

well, we cant judge him on his football, Pressley hasn't played him

TrueSkyBlueLiam · Feb 17, 2015

I dont think he is match fit yet

KG7 · Feb 17, 2015

Gazolba said:
Since when do we judge a football player on his teeth? He's not a male model.

I'd make a guess at around the same time we judged Ryan Haynes for having red hair...
Or Micky Quinn for being fat and round...
Or Greggie Downes for being bald...

:laugh:

ccfcway · Feb 21, 2015

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wn9E5i7l-Eg

skybluebeduff · Feb 21, 2015

"His name is Blair Turgott, the player our manager forgot... Blaaaaaair Turgott wooohoo'ooo'ooo..."

SkyBlue_Bear83 · Feb 21, 2015

He was never going to get a game after scoring 2 goals in the U21s, he's gotta lot to learn about the way things work at this football club

sw88 · Feb 22, 2015

I'd be glad to see the lad, never mind having to sing his name!!

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