Contentious !
Contentious !Ah, well that's Willenhall for you.
excuse me lads - what do you think this is? A bloody football fourm or something!That result has sunk in now and I feel grumpy. Got a miserable customer today so it'll be a contest to see who is the sulkier one ? 6-2 what a piss take !
Yeah, I still use 'e' on the end of old too.The desire to correct the title of this thread...
When the music collection in your car is described at 'old school' by a colleague in his 20's.
When you sit on the bog and your nuts hang in the water.
or call a plumberYou might want to go to the doctors.
...and when you haven't noticed the subtlety of the same joke in an earlier post...You know you're getting old when you notice that some has typed "your" instead of "you're" ;-)
Completely missed it sir. Apologies...and when you haven't noticed the subtlety of the same joke in an earlier post...
Your not the only one who does it, Daz. Their are others too.I can only apologise
Yes, hair growing everywhere but your head is a sure sign.the last few months when I wake up I’ve always had a backache
Hair out of the ear holes but I’ve just had to pull out a grey nostril hair
I get it - you meant our and twoYour not the only one who does it, Daz. Their are others too.
When I reflect upon that I just say it was money well spent.Sorry to be depressing, but when your parents and every single aunt and uncle is dead, you know you are getting on a bit.
Amen to that! What is that shit all about?Kids music is shit and my kids watching people play games on youtube rather than plying them is beyond me
Amen to that! What is that shit all about?
I watched my daughter, who was watching people's reactions to people playing on YouTube and then said to her 'So let me get this straight, you are watching someone who is watching someone playing Minecraft?'
'Yep!'
Beyond belief.
The phones thing drives me nuts too. They do everything with the phone besides use it as a phone!
Yesterday she had arranged to meet a friend in town at 1:30 to go to JamJar, so I said I would I drop her off. They were due to meet at the transport museum.
Got there and parked in the little drop off layby there and there was no sign of her friend. 'Ring her' I said.
'Okay' she says. I wait a few seconds and then look in the rear view mirror at her and see that she is texting.
So.....
She types a text message. 15 seconds or so wasted. 'Where are u? We are here.'
30 seconds later a reply comes back. 'I am on the bus, just by IKEA.'
She types another message. Ok. How long will you be?' Another few seconds wasted.
30 seconds later a reply comes back. 'I think I will be about 2 minutes.'
She types another message. 'Ok. Where are you getting off?'
20 odd seconds later 'Not sure. Where do you want me to get off?'
'Hmm, not sure. I could walk up to JamJar if you want.'
20 seconds later 'I think the bus has just gone past JamJar.'
Daughter starts to type another message....
I snap at this point and say 'Just bloody ring her for God's sake! Geez! It's a bloody telephone. Ring her and you could sort it all out in about 10 seconds. What's with all the text messaging?'
She must have wasted at least 5 or 6 minutes texting back and forth and some messages were getting crossed too.
Crazy! My daughter never, ever rings anyone.
Pardon?You must stop her hanging around with that deaf girl.
Yeah, it sucks.Sorry to be depressing, but when your parents and every single aunt and uncle is dead, you know you are getting on a bit.
Why does she have her hand up his arse?
She's not alone there are a whole generation like that.Amen to that! What is that shit all about?
I watched my daughter, who was watching people's reactions to people playing on YouTube and then said to her 'So let me get this straight, you are watching someone who is watching someone playing Minecraft?'
'Yep!'
Beyond belief.
The phones thing drives me nuts too. They do everything with the phone besides use it as a phone!
Yesterday she had arranged to meet a friend in town at 1:30 to go to JamJar, so I said I would I drop her off. They were due to meet at the transport museum.
Got there and parked in the little drop off layby there and there was no sign of her friend. 'Ring her' I said.
'Okay' she says. I wait a few seconds and then look in the rear view mirror at her and see that she is texting.
So.....
She types a text message. 15 seconds or so wasted. 'Where are u? We are here.'
30 seconds later a reply comes back. 'I am on the bus, just by IKEA.'
She types another message. Ok. How long will you be?' Another few seconds wasted.
30 seconds later a reply comes back. 'I think I will be about 2 minutes.'
She types another message. 'Ok. Where are you getting off?'
20 odd seconds later 'Not sure. Where do you want me to get off?'
'Hmm, not sure. I could walk up to JamJar if you want.'
20 seconds later 'I think the bus has just gone past JamJar.'
Daughter starts to type another message....
I snap at this point and say 'Just bloody ring her for God's sake! Geez! It's a bloody telephone. Ring her and you could sort it all out in about 10 seconds. What's with all the text messaging?'
She must have wasted at least 5 or 6 minutes texting back and forth and some messages were getting crossed too.
Crazy! My daughter never, ever rings anyone.
Have noticed. The one thing mobile phones were originally designed for (to make calls on the go) is the one function none of the kids use.She's not alone there are a whole generation like that.
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