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Signs your getting old (1 Viewer)

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Sky_Blue_Daz

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  • Apr 1, 2018
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the last few months when I wake up I’ve always had a backache

Hair out of the ear holes but I’ve just had to pull out a grey nostril hair
 
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wingy

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  • Apr 1, 2018
  • #2
Sky_Blue_Daz said:
the last few months when I wake up I’ve always had a backache

Hair out of the ear holes but I’ve just had to pull out a grey nostril hair
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How olds the mattress Daz?
Turkish barber sort out the hair issues.
 
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Otis

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  • Apr 1, 2018
  • #3
Signs You're getting old?

Even though you typed that, rather than said it, Daz, I still had trouble hearing you.

Oh, and your memory goes.

Also you keep nodding off and going to sleep a lot more than you used to do previously.

Oh, and your memory goes.
 
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Marty

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  • Apr 1, 2018
  • #4
Having niggling injuries.

Falling a sleep in front of the TV.

Having to wake up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet.

I'm only 30 ffs.
 
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Covstu

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  • Apr 1, 2018
  • #5
That noise you now make when you get off the seat, where does that come from!
 
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Otis

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  • Apr 1, 2018
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Marty said:
Having niggling injuries.

Falling a sleep in front of the TV.

Having to wake up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet.

I'm only 30 ffs.
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Ha!

I have the toilet thing. Drives me nuts.

I can never, ever sleep throughout the night and always go to the toilet and usually at least twice.

I record everything I am watching on the TV while I am watching it. Quite often have to rewind after a snooze, or go to the recording to pick up from where I dropped asleep.
 
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I_Saw_Shaw_Score

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  • Apr 1, 2018
  • #7
Realising those born after the millennium can legally drink alcohol!
 

Otis

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  • Apr 1, 2018
  • #8
Knowing that all your favourite actors when you were a kid are now dead.
 

shmmeee

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  • Apr 1, 2018
  • #9
Modern music really is shite.
 
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Ccfcsj

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  • Apr 1, 2018
  • #10
Remembering going to Highfield Road to watch us in Division One before the premiership was even an idea
 
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I_Saw_Shaw_Score

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  • Apr 1, 2018
  • #11
Knowing if I was a footballer I’d be peaked and about to start the decline into my ‘twighlight’ years as a footballer!
 

oakey

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  • Apr 2, 2018
  • #12
When all the players are young enough to be your son, even the mid 30s veterans.
 
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Astute

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  • Apr 2, 2018
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When I go to my youngest daughters school when her friend gets picked up by her grandmother. I am nearly old enough to be her grandmothers dad
 
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SkyblueBazza

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  • Apr 2, 2018
  • #14
When you find yourself responding to martcov's rants about Brexit

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BodicoteSkyBlue

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  • Apr 2, 2018
  • #15
Those horrible noises coming from your knees as you make your way up the stairs.
 
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Otis

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  • Apr 2, 2018
  • #16
Astute said:
When I go to my youngest daughters school when her friend gets picked up by her grandmother. I am nearly old enough to be her grandmothers dad
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Ah, well that's Willenhall for you.
 
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Otis

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  • Apr 2, 2018
  • #17
BodicoteSkyBlue said:
Those horrible noises coming from your knees as you make your way up the stairs.
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I don't get that, but my missus rattles like half a tin of boiled sweets.
 

Astute

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  • Apr 2, 2018
  • #18
Otis said:
Ah, well that's Willenhall for you.
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Jesting aside I am still in my 40's.......only just though.
 

Otis

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  • Apr 2, 2018
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I am in my 50's. Only just though.
 
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Astute

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  • Apr 2, 2018
  • #20
They were both underage mums. But the grandmother is HOT.
 
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eastwoodsdustman

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  • Apr 2, 2018
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Astute said:
They were both underage mums. But the grandmother is HOT.
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Finding Grandmothers attractive is another sign!
 
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Sky_Blue_Daz

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  • Apr 2, 2018
  • #22
I used to have a thing for milfs but I refuse to check the gilf category
 

Nick

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  • Apr 2, 2018
  • #23
When you hear songs from when you were 19-20 are now being covered and remix and kids are wearing Ellesse again.
 
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Sky_Blue_Daz

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  • Apr 2, 2018
  • #24
Waiting for Hummel to come back into fashion
 
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Nick

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  • Apr 2, 2018
  • #25
Sky_Blue_Daz said:
Waiting for Hummel to come back into fashion
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Stand outside a Polish shop and you will feel like a legend.
 

M&B Stand

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  • Apr 2, 2018
  • #26
Going more regularly to funerals
 
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lifeskyblue

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  • Apr 2, 2018
  • #27
Henry Priestman – Old Lyrics | Genius Lyrics

Henry priestmans lyrics to getting old


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Otis

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  • Apr 2, 2018
  • #28
Sky_Blue_Daz said:
Waiting for Hummel to come back into fashion
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When did it go out of fashion?

 

Otis

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  • Apr 2, 2018
  • #29
M&B Stand said:
Going more regularly to funerals
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Agree. I try to limit them to 3 a day max.
 

bringbackrattles

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  • Apr 2, 2018
  • #30
Having a night out and not wanting another drink for a week. And always saying " back in my day. "
 
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Sky_Blue_Daz

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  • Apr 2, 2018
  • #31
I’m off the beer for a month,
 

bringbackrattles

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  • Apr 2, 2018
  • #32
Sky_Blue_Daz said:
I’m off the beer for a month,
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Had a skinful Saturday night. Used to get straight back on it but now need a few days recovery. Glad though as just heard an old pal of mine was told to stop/ease up on drinking, but he ignored the warning, and hear he's had a stroke aged 61.
 

Sky_Blue_Daz

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  • Apr 2, 2018
  • #33
There’s not much of a difference from enjoying a pint and needing one, my wife’s dad and his brother in my opinion are drink dependent but they refuse to acknowledge it. The argument they give is when they worked they used to always have 4/5 pints every night. And you could double that over the weekend but they never missed work, so they don’t see a problem, and now they’ve retired they spend more time in the pub

I noticed that I was having a drink at home most evenings so decided to try and do “dry April “ and then moderate it a bit more but it is a very easy habit to get into
 

Sky-bluer1

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  • Apr 2, 2018
  • #34
When you find out the woman your chatting up is 10 years older than yourself
 

Sky_Blue_Daz

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  • Apr 2, 2018
  • #35
Get involved lad
 
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