I would like to apply for the position of player/advertising manager.
I'll play anywhere in midfield or upfront (right-back if absolutely necessary) and as I study media I can sort out the matchday entertainment, website and programme etc etc
I'm a cripple who walks with a bloody stick, but i could still be more use than that tosser Bell.I can't run and can't jump, but if any fucker gets near me at least i can smack him with my stick,making them fall over allowing me to do a simple five yard ball to Sammy,proving my point that i would be more use than Bell.