Ridiculous Lyrics (1 Viewer)

torchomatic · Mar 19, 2017

"Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak somewhere in this town..."

My advice to the police would be check the local prison first. I love Thin Lizzy but that is a silly lyric, Phil.

Otis · Mar 20, 2017

torchomatic said:
"Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak somewhere in this town..."

My advice to the police would be check the local prison first. I love Thin Lizzy but that is a silly lyric, Phil.

Depends if he's talking about a town that has a plethora of prisons.

If it's a place that has a dozen prisons or so then I would think the likelihood is much greater and he has a vaild point.

LastGarrison · Mar 20, 2017

Life - Desree

I don’t want to see a ghost
It's the sight I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast

Deleted member 5849 · Mar 20, 2017

By God this blade is razor sharp
Do you know how to play a harp?

Starz - Subway Terror

mrtrench · Mar 20, 2017

Well I assume it's deliberate but... "I've been to the year 3,000. Nothing has changed but we live underwater. And your great great great granddaughter is very fine".

It's not just the 'nothing's changed' bit. How long do these people live for the sixth generation to still be alive - and to be very fine?

Gazolba · Mar 20, 2017

Any song by Marc Bolan with T-Rex. An example:

"You're built like a car,
You've got a hub-cap dynastart halo.
Get it on, bang a gong"

Otis · Mar 20, 2017

Marc Bolan at times just seemed to use any word that rhymed with any other word no matter how nonsensical it made the lyric.

tommydazzle · Mar 20, 2017

Strained rhymes always make me laugh - Alicia Keys in 'New York' rhymes bridge with fridge.
Dancing Queen with tambourine but I suppose they can be forgiven as English is a second language.

Malaka · Mar 20, 2017

This Lyric has always done my nut

Been around the world and I, I, I
I can't find my baby
I don't know when, I don't know why
(She don't know why)

Why he's gone away
And I don't know where he can be, my baby
But I'm gonna find him
We had a quarrel and I let myself go
I said so many things, things he didn't know
And I was oh oh so bad
(Oh she does know why FFS)

I hate Lisa Stansfield

Otis · Mar 20, 2017

Otis said:
Marc Bolan at times just seemed to use any word that rhymed with any other word no matter how nonsensical it made the lyric.

I do like T Rex, but have to say some of the lyrics are lame in the extreme.

'Well she's my woman of gold and she's not very old, a ha ha.

Well she ain't no witch and I love the way she twitch, a ha ha

Well she's faster than most and she lives on the coast, a ha ha.'

Good song, awful, dumb, lazy lyrics.

Gazolba · Mar 21, 2017

From "Bang a Boomerang" by ABBA:

Like a bang, a boom-a-boomerang
Dum-be-dum-dum be-dum-be-dum-dum
Oh bang, a boom-a-boomerang
Love is a tune you hum-de-hum-hum

Oddly enough I like the song though.

SkyblueBazza · Mar 21, 2017

Doop-doop Doop-doop Doo-doo doop...etc

Wassaaaaaaat?

...onwards & upwards PUSB

rd45 · Mar 21, 2017

I know that I must do what's right /
Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like an empress above the Serengetiiiiiii

Africa by Toto

Malaka · Mar 21, 2017

D do do do
D dah dah dah
is all I want to say to you

ajsccfc · Mar 21, 2017

All ya'll can see is the back of my jersey
Blowin' in the wind, goin' back to Jersey
Off to Brooklyn, left you back in Jersey
I was doin' a buck 90 like a throwback jersey

If someone tries to tell you nothing rhymes with orange, simply use 'orange' a load of times

tommydazzle · Mar 21, 2017

I always heard the Bolan line as 'diamond star halo' - still nonsense though. Mind you, I always misheard the Simon and Garfunkel line 'Michigan seems like a dream to me now' as 'this chicken seems like a dream to me now'. Knew it couldn't be right but couldn't get past it every time I listened.

rondog1973 · Mar 21, 2017

Malaka said:
D do do do
D dah dah dah
is all I want to say to you

Gibberish classic.

Bob Bones · Mar 21, 2017

I want a nasty little jewish princess
With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses
A horny little jewish princess
With a garlic aroma that could level tacoma
Lonely inside
Well, she can swallow my pride

I want a hairy little jewish princess
With a brand new nose, who knows where it goes
I want a steamy little jewish princess
With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums
I don't want no troll
I just want a yemenite hole

FZ

Read more: Frank Zappa - Jewish Princess Lyrics | MetroLyrics

Malaka · Mar 21, 2017

In the Jungle, the mighty jungle
The lion sleeps tonight
A Whim away
A Whim away
A Whim away
A Whim away

Apart from the shite lyrics, I thought Lions lived on the Savannah's and plains not in the jungle

Malaka · Mar 21, 2017

John Wayne is big leggy

dutchman · Mar 21, 2017

Malaka said:
In the Jungle, the mighty jungle
The lion sleeps tonight
A Whim away
A Whim away
A Whim away
A Whim away

Apart from the shite lyrics, I thought Lions lived on the Savannah's and plains not in the jungle

And how could it possibly sleep with that bloody noise being sung all night?

Liquid Gold · Mar 21, 2017

The entirety of Apeman by the Kinks

Johnnythespider · Mar 21, 2017

Dancin at the disco bumper to bumper, wait a minute, where's me jumper.
The Sultans of Ping

Johnnythespider · Mar 21, 2017

Malaka said:
John Wayne is big leggy

That's just true

Johnnythespider · Mar 21, 2017

He's got a talking bum, it's quite a vicious one, it even bit his mum.
Splodgenessabounds

Nick · Mar 21, 2017

Scatman? Dirty bastard

SkyBlueScottie · Mar 22, 2017

RHCP are my favourite band, but my god some of the lyrics are bizarre..
Sweetheart is bleeding in the snow cone
So smart, she's leading me to ozone
Music, the great communicator
Use two sticks to make it in the nature
I'll get you into penetration
The gender of a generation
The birth of every other nation
Worth your weight the gold of meditation

dancers lance · Mar 22, 2017

Malaka said:
This Lyric has always done my nut

Been around the world and I, I, I
I can't find my baby
I don't know when, I don't know why
(She don't know why)

Why he's gone away
And I don't know where he can be, my baby
But I'm gonna find him
We had a quarrel and I let myself go
I said so many things, things he didn't know
And I was oh oh so bad
(Oh she does know why FFS)

I hate Lisa Stansfield

And then she goes on to say "he gave the reasons, reasons why he should go" a minute ago she had no clue? ....sloppy........very sloppy.

Gaz71 · Mar 22, 2017

Oasis, lyrics from Liam........
You live for your toys, even though they make noise
Have you ever played with plastercine
Or even tried a trampoline

ajsccfc · Mar 23, 2017

If flibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby
People are you really sure are you really ready
If flibby dibby dibby dibby dibby do
DJ Luck inside the venue
If flibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby
People are you really sure are you really ready
If flibby dibby dibby dibby dibby do
MC Neat here to talk to you

rondog1973 · Mar 23, 2017

"Like a boomerang I need a repeat" Gimme all your lovin.

"You're about as easy as a nuclear war" Please please tell me now.

Grendel · Mar 23, 2017

Gillan once performed a song called "sleeping on the job" and included the word supersonic - struggling clearly for a rhyme the next line was "gin and tonic"

xcraigx · Mar 23, 2017

Grendel said:
Gillan once performed a song called "sleeping on the job" and included the word supersonic - struggling clearly for a rhyme the next line was "gin and tonic"

Oasis did the same in their tune Supersonic.

Wyken Sky Blue · Mar 23, 2017

Mmmbop, blah blah blah blah doobop, blah blah blah doobop, blah blah blah blah doo, yeah yeah!

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Wyken Sky Blue · Mar 23, 2017

I'm as serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer...'

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