It was the funeral of a former Parking Officer.
As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a
Parking Officers funeral, a voice from inside screams "I'm not dead, I'm
not dead. Let me out!"
The vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters,
"Too f**king late, pal, I've already done the paperwork"
As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a
Parking Officers funeral, a voice from inside screams "I'm not dead, I'm
not dead. Let me out!"
The vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters,
"Too f**king late, pal, I've already done the paperwork"