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Doug King (DK) How's it going Mark?
Mark Robins (MR) Well we have a problem. We have lost three midfielders but only brought one in.
DK Yes but we had to get rid of O'Hare because he wanted to play every game and he keeps posting on Tik Tok. I was getting worried he was becoming more popular than me. The fans were singing his song more than mine. And Parker had his own song too.
MR You mean Palmer.
DK Yes Parker is my chauffeur. The fans were saying Parker was a show pony so we got Rudoni and he doesn't have a proper song.
MR But my wife keeps saying Rudoni is a show pony.
DK Don't worry, we are an elite club now with so many coaches I don't know half of their names. Much better than the old bloke we had who said if I didn't sign more ex Chelsea players he would nut me.
MR Yes he threatened to nut me as well usually when I got my subs wrong.
DK We have a more inclusive coaching set up now. We even have girls, can you imagine girls that are not cleaners.
MR Can I have midfielders with experience either on a free transfer or in January.
DK Don't worry I have a up-and-coming striker that we can sell for big bucks lined up.
MR Yes but what are we doing about midfield in the meantime?
DK The fans say Sheaf is better than three men in midfield so we will be overwhelming teams.
MR But you tried to sell him and replace him with two unknown twenty year olds. Luckily he got injured.
DK You have to see the bigger picture, how much money I can make.
MR We have a big gap in the middle.
DK Well I thought I fitted in perfectly in the team picture and I do look good in the kit.
MR I am worried if we don't perform Monzo won't renew their sponsorship.
DK No problem isn't that Elliot bloke still around, he has a few bob.
MR Don't think he is that rich.
DK The other one then who is always complaining about the box prices. Being such a tight wad he must be loaded.
MR I'm worried about my future all the coaches are pulling in different directions. And Kenny Jacket is out of work.
DK You have nothing to get upset about the main boss, Mr Ashley says you've got until at least Christmas.
Mark Robins (MR) Well we have a problem. We have lost three midfielders but only brought one in.
DK Yes but we had to get rid of O'Hare because he wanted to play every game and he keeps posting on Tik Tok. I was getting worried he was becoming more popular than me. The fans were singing his song more than mine. And Parker had his own song too.
MR You mean Palmer.
DK Yes Parker is my chauffeur. The fans were saying Parker was a show pony so we got Rudoni and he doesn't have a proper song.
MR But my wife keeps saying Rudoni is a show pony.
DK Don't worry, we are an elite club now with so many coaches I don't know half of their names. Much better than the old bloke we had who said if I didn't sign more ex Chelsea players he would nut me.
MR Yes he threatened to nut me as well usually when I got my subs wrong.
DK We have a more inclusive coaching set up now. We even have girls, can you imagine girls that are not cleaners.
MR Can I have midfielders with experience either on a free transfer or in January.
DK Don't worry I have a up-and-coming striker that we can sell for big bucks lined up.
MR Yes but what are we doing about midfield in the meantime?
DK The fans say Sheaf is better than three men in midfield so we will be overwhelming teams.
MR But you tried to sell him and replace him with two unknown twenty year olds. Luckily he got injured.
DK You have to see the bigger picture, how much money I can make.
MR We have a big gap in the middle.
DK Well I thought I fitted in perfectly in the team picture and I do look good in the kit.
MR I am worried if we don't perform Monzo won't renew their sponsorship.
DK No problem isn't that Elliot bloke still around, he has a few bob.
MR Don't think he is that rich.
DK The other one then who is always complaining about the box prices. Being such a tight wad he must be loaded.
MR I'm worried about my future all the coaches are pulling in different directions. And Kenny Jacket is out of work.
DK You have nothing to get upset about the main boss, Mr Ashley says you've got until at least Christmas.