Thanks for a wonderful relationship Mr Sisu and whilst I'm sorry to break it to you in such a faceless fahion, I'm afraid i've found someone else and it's over. You've put weight on (your debt does look big in that) you're spotty, ugly and not very bright. I hate your mum and that turd in the bath was me. I would like to wish you future success but it wouldn't be sincere so please do us both a favour and disappear for good.
Happy New Year
Rob
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You close the book. We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is survival.