Politicians you would shag (1 Viewer)

[CovInEssex]

I have mutual friends with the lad Emily is shagging at the minute, he's a massive coke head and Tory.

I'm a fan of the Croatian President - she might not be the Pres now.

Fuck it I give up. Can't get the pic on. Google Croatian President bikini lol

 

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[shmmeee]

I have mutual friends with the lad Emily is shagging at the minute, he's a massive coke head and Tory.

I'm a fan of the Croatian President - she might not be the Pres now.

Fuck it I give up. Can't get the pic on. Google Croatian President bikini lol

No, that's not the president of Croatia in those viral bikini photos

Seems the bikini photos are not her. Sad.

 

[Sick Boy]

Got a like from Rob9872 for that, but he's more politically aligned with her so I get that a bit more.
He rasps, yes the welfare state is too bloated Priti as she licks his neck.

I disagree with everything the cow says, just not right furiously smashing her from behind while shouting the odds about austerity!

hahaha yeah I think I was the first one to admit it on the EU thread and wasn’t sure what people would think

 

[Tommo1993]

What about Michelle Obama? Would you?

 

[Otis]

What about Michelle Obama? Would you?

No, course not. She is a married lady.

 

[Tommo1993]

No, course not. She is a married lady.

A few glasses of wine and I bet she’s a right minx

 

[Harry Krishner]

Pritti Patel and Shefali Oza (not a politician I know but would love to anyway). Zarah Sultana probably too young and probably anti-semitic.

 

[Evo1883]

Mara carfagne Italian politician

 

[wingy]

 

[shmmeee]

Pritti Patel and Shefali Oza (not a politician I know but would love to anyway). Zarah Sultana probably too young and probably anti-semitic.

Really? Sultana? Very much “fit for an MP” that one.

 

[dancers lance]

I'd angrily hate fuck all of them, no lube, good old Viking style.............if that helps?

 

[Evo1883]

I'd angrily hate fuck all of them, no lube, good old Viking style.............if that helps?

 

[Evo1883]

Vanja hadzovic, former Serbian politician, jesus christ

 

[dutchman]

3: Louise Mench
2: Debbie Abrams
1: Liz Truss

NOT Esther McVey even if I was stranded on a desert island for ten years without ever seeing a woman.

 

[OffenhamSkyBlue]

Of the serving MPs, here are my three, in no particular order

Penny Mordaunt



Sara Britcliffe


Rosena Allin-Khan

 

[Nick]

I'd angrily hate fuck all of them, no lube, good old Viking style.............if that helps?

What about the women?

 

[Liquid Gold]

Vanja hadzovic, former Serbian politician, jesus christ View attachment 15881

She can deny my war crimes any time

 

[skyblue1991]

Zarah Sultana probably too young and probably anti-semitic.

Wonder if she would say no to a massive circumcised dick!

 

[fernandopartridge]

She can deny my war crimes any time

I was going to say she could ethnically cleanse my knob but thought it was a bit too low, this is better

 

[Liquid Gold]

I was going to say she could ethnically cleanse my knob but thought it was a bit too low, this is better

I was trying to work out where the line was. The Fellatio scale.

 

[CanadianCCFC]

Trump’s press secretary Kayleigh McEnany if she counts as a politician

 

[clint van damme]

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Trump’s press secretary Kayleigh McEnany if she counts as a politician

I'm going to allow it!

 

[Evo1883]

I was going to say she could ethnically cleanse my knob but thought it was a bit too low, this is better

 

[shmmeee]

Wonder if she would say no to a massive circumcised dick!

Muslims are circumcised...

 

[OffenhamSkyBlue]

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Trump’s press secretary Kayleigh McEnany if she counts as a politician

I'd be prepared to enter her (in this thread, obvs!)