Player songs for Port Vale (1 Viewer)

[Chez78]

Right the post earlier about songs for Port Vale just turned inot people posting songs about Sisu and if im honest i reckon the players deserve better than that.

So with that in mind i've butchered a couple of Arsenal songs to fit our Players would be magic if we could get em going or if you think they're shit don't bother.

Dennis Bergkamp Song
we got Calum Wilson
We got Calum Wilson
We got Calum Wilson
We got Calum Wilson

Everytime he does anything remotely good

Franc Moussa
Mouss's fucking magic he wears a Magic Hat
and when he saw the city he said i fancy that
he didnt sign for villa or forest cause they're Shite
he signed for the city cause they're fucking dynamite!!!!

Repeat till you get bored

Conor Thomas
Walking along singing a song walking in a Thomas wonder land???

Cyrus Chritie
The owen Hargreaves song (to the tune of to good to be true)
oooooohhhhhhh Cyrus christie you the love of our life
oh cyrus chritie you can shag the wife
oh cyrus christie.............(cant remember how it finishes)

Right i know they're not the best but surely we've gotta be singing about them rather than fucking Sisu, im sick of talking about em singing about em and sick of every fucking post turning into a you love sisu i hate sisu debate and they really are the last thing i want to sing about.

And before it starts i've never been tio stinkfields never will, im am going tomorrow and i did got to Crawley and Shrewsbury and when every song was about Sisu at Crawley we were shit when it stopped we started playing.

 

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[Lecko]

It's about time we had some songs for the young lads, well to be fair they're all young lads but the homegrown ones need a song or 2, the Thomas one would work well, I like the Moussa one but can't see it catching

 

[pusbccfc]

He's here, he's there, he's every fucking where Franck Moussaa

Away away awaaaay
We'll follow the city away, wherever we go, we wanna go home, but we'll follow city away.

Oh Steven Pressley he wears what he wants.

 

[Chez78]

Cheers Lecko,

I really think the Calum Wilson one would work

Used to love hearing the Arsenal Fans sing it after Bergkamp had Skinned someone

 

[Lecko]

What about

Human Leagues "Don't you love me baby" tune for Cyrus Christie

Cyrus Christie baby
Cyrus Christie Woahhhhhh!!
(repeat)