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  • Start date Nov 14, 2017
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Mcbean

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  • Nov 16, 2017
  • #36
Prolly as much as experience as those on the A45 just short of the airport
 

dutchman

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  • Nov 16, 2017
  • #37
LastGarrison said:
What about the downstairs ones by where the glass escalators are in town?

Now they were an experience.
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Some of you know this already but they were originally part of the basement of the pre-war British Home Stores:

 

Houchens Head

Fairly well known member from Malvern
  • Nov 18, 2017
  • #38
One thinks this thread has ran it's course! One would never sniff one's own piss. (One gets the Royal Corgies to do that!)

 

mechaishida

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  • Nov 20, 2017
  • #39
skybluedan said:
Funny that because she wants to give birth in a pool and there is fuckin no way I'm. Getting there with all that gunk
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It was a terrifying experience, like a scene outta Aliens...the joint I had prior to the pool incident didn't really help the proceedings, I was quite fucking scared.
 
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Terry Gibson's perm

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  • Nov 20, 2017
  • #40
skybluedan said:
Funny that because she wants to give birth in a pool and there is fuckin no way I'm. Getting there with all that gunk
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You have a great big sea nearby the salt water will be great and the gunk will wash away. Good luck
 

skybluedan

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  • Nov 26, 2017
  • #41
Houchens Head said:
One thinks this thread has ran it's course! One would never sniff one's own piss. (One gets the Royal Corgies to do that!)

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I'd deffo tap that
 

skybluedan

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  • Nov 26, 2017
  • #42
andrew.roberts said:
Does anybody remember the public toilets in Pool Meadow in the sixties/seventies ?. Now that was a cornucopia of intense piss smells and not pleasant either.
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Fuck that remember the ones in the middle of town in the ground have to go down them stairs the piss got stronger with every step
 

skybluedan

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  • Nov 26, 2017
  • #43
Sky_Blue_Daz said:
And cov baths was shut


Good luck Mrs Dan and to you of course dan hope everything goes

swimmingly
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Thanks daz
 

Houchens Head

Fairly well known member from Malvern
  • Nov 26, 2017
  • #44
skybluedan said:
Fuck that remember the ones in the middle of town in the ground have to go down them stairs the piss got stronger with every step
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See my post at #35
 
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richnrg

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  • Dec 5, 2017
  • #45
after a couple of weeks smelling 'normal' my piss is back to 'Roast Chcken Crisps' smell again. It's bloody lovely - I'm tempted to taste it.
Should I?
 

Otis

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  • Dec 5, 2017
  • #46
richnrg said:
after a couple of weeks smelling 'normal' my piss is back to 'Roast Chcken Crisps' smell again. It's bloody lovely - I'm tempted to taste it.
Should I?
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Nope. Nowt worse than soggy crisps, apart from soggy crisps soaked in wee (bad memories of the Live and Let Live in Wood End).

As I am a vegetarian, my wee cannot smell of chicken. Mine is more a chickpea aroma.
 

olderskyblue

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  • Dec 5, 2017
  • #47
Otis said:
Nope. Nowt worse than soggy crisps, apart from soggy crisps soaked in wee (bad memories of the Live and Let Live in Wood End).
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Houch used to work there (and probably served me a few times). It's clearly dulled his piss smelling senses....
 
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Otis

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  • Dec 5, 2017
  • #48
olderskyblue said:
Houch used to work there (and probably served me a few times). It's clearly dulled his piss smelling senses....
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The Live and Let Live was like the 'You made me miss' scene in American Werewolf in London.
 
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Houchens Head

Fairly well known member from Malvern
  • Dec 5, 2017
  • #49
olderskyblue said:
Houch used to work there (and probably served me a few times). It's clearly dulled his piss smelling senses....
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I loved working there! If I recall, it would be around 1970 - 71 ish. Great load of customers. Typical Wood Enders. 'Look after your own' type of people.
 

Otis

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  • Dec 5, 2017
  • #50
Houchens Head said:
I loved working there! If I recall, it would be around 1970 - 71 ish. Great load of customers. Typical Wood Enders. 'Look after your own' type of people.
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Maybe time dulls the senses, but I remember it more like this....

 

Moff

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  • Dec 5, 2017
  • #51
Otis said:
Maybe time dulls the senses, but I remember it more like this....

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Was Brian running it then?
 

Otis

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  • Dec 5, 2017
  • #52
Moff said:
Was Brian running it then?
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No. A couple called the Cutthroat Kid and Scarface.
 

Terry Gibson's perm

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  • Dec 5, 2017
  • #53
skybluedan said:
Fuck that remember the ones in the middle of town in the ground have to go down them stairs the piss got stronger with every step
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I believe they are still there and the entrance is blocked I would imagine if they opened it up it would be like a nuclear apocalypse
 
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Otis

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  • Dec 5, 2017
  • #54
Terry Gibson's perm said:
I believe they are still there and the entrance is blocked I would imagine if they opened it up it would be like a nuclear apocalypse
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Or Robbie Savage's bathroom.
 

Terry Gibson's perm

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  • Dec 5, 2017
  • #55
Otis said:
Or Robbie Savage's bathroom.
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Would rather go in the toilets that that twats bathroom
 
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Houchens Head

Fairly well known member from Malvern
  • Dec 5, 2017
  • #56
Moff said:
Was Brian running it then?
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No, it was a big, burly ex-copper called John. Can't remember his surname though. He kept two huge Alsatians behind the bar at all times. I think they helped quell any trouble!
 
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mechaishida

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  • Dec 6, 2017
  • #57
richnrg said:
after a couple of weeks smelling 'normal' my piss is back to 'Roast Chcken Crisps' smell again. It's bloody lovely - I'm tempted to taste it.
Should I?
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Absolutely yes. Report back here immediately afterwards, corporal.

Has anyone farted and it smells of piss? Could be a condition...
 

skybluedan

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  • Dec 9, 2017
  • #58
Terry Gibson's perm said:
Would rather go in the toilets that that twats bathroom
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He's a prize c**t and I bet he slips his own digits in his arse
 
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