Our slowest ever player (2 Viewers)

AFCCOVENTRY

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• Dec 16, 2025

• #1

Discuss…

 

Alkhen

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• Dec 16, 2025

• #2

Oggy I reckon.

Lati has a very odd running style that makes him look even slower

 

We'll_live_and_die

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• Dec 16, 2025

• #3

Yakubu

 

RoboCCFC90

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• Dec 16, 2025

• #4

Darius Henderson

 

Brighton Sky Blue

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• Dec 16, 2025

• #5

Nathan Clarke…

 

SIR ERNIE

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• Dec 16, 2025

• #6

Tyler WALKER

 

Terry_dactyl

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• Dec 16, 2025

• #7

Kevin McDonald.

End thread.

 

pusbccfc

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• Dec 16, 2025

• #8

Platt without doubt

 

ccfctommy

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• Dec 16, 2025

• #9

Marc Antoine Fortune

 

fernandopartridge

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• Dec 16, 2025

• #10

Steve Walsh
Yakubu

 

Calista

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• Dec 16, 2025

• #11

David Bradford (the pick of the bunch I mentioned on the other thread)

 

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PVA

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• Dec 16, 2025

• #12

Peter Vincenti

 

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ptr

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• Dec 16, 2025

• #13

Andy Webster
Arjan de Zeeuw

absolute fucking milk trucks

 

shepardo01

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• Dec 16, 2025

• #14

David Bell.
Before and after he came back from the dead.
Slowest winger I've (player?) I've ever seen.

 

LastGarrison

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• Dec 16, 2025

• #15

Arian de Zeeuw had the turning circle of an oil tanker!!

 

PaulPUSB

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• Dec 16, 2025

• #16

shepardo01 said:

David Bell.
Before and after he came back from the dead.
Slowest winger I've (player?) I've ever seen.

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I remember Bournmouth away when he returned to the "we thought you were dead" chant!

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skyblue_55

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• Dec 16, 2025

• #17

Bobby Parker

 

Liquid Gold

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• Dec 16, 2025

• #18

shepardo01 said:

David Bell.
Before and after he came back from the dead.
Slowest winger I've (player?) I've ever seen.

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For a winger he was so slow

 

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tom88

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• Dec 16, 2025

• #19

Alkhen said:

Oggy I reckon.

Lati has a very odd running style that makes him look even slower

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Lati looks like he don’t have legs and has running blades instead

 

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SwanLane

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• Dec 16, 2025

• #20

Bit of a weird memory has come into my head. Wes Jobello repeatedly trying to knock the ball past his full back and run into space but having nowhere near the necessary speed to pull it off.

 

Terry Gibson's perm

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• Dec 16, 2025

• #21

Wayne Turner

 

JSL

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• Dec 16, 2025

• #22

David Rennie

 

olderskyblue

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• Dec 16, 2025

• #23

Guillaume Beuzelin ?

 

mrfr

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• Dec 16, 2025

• #24

Dave Buust at his testimonial.

 

itsabuzzard

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• Dec 16, 2025

• #25

Lee Trundle.

 

baldy

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• Dec 16, 2025

• #26

itsabuzzard said:

Lee Trundle.

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When did he play for us?

 

skyblueelephant76

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• Dec 16, 2025

• #27

Tim Sherwood

 

mrfr

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• Dec 16, 2025

• #28

baldy said:

When did he play for us?

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He’s so slow he’s still walking across the car park to go and sign a contract.

 

mrfr

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• Dec 16, 2025

• #29

skyblueelephant76 said:

Tim Sherwood

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Maybe also the thickest? Although Carlton Palmer and Kevin Kyle offer some stiff competition there.

 

ProfessorbyGrace

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• Dec 16, 2025

• #30

Steve Walsh, Arjan De Zeeuw, Clive Platt and Stuart Beavon come to mind.
Kevin Richardson, Steve Morgan and John Gayle also.
Big Dion was pretty slow, to be honest.

I never did see Leigh Jenkinson display any of that immense pace he supposedly had, either. He’d just plod around and put a cross into the stand.

I know this isn’t a pace related one, but did anyone else think that David Burrows had a really absurd running motion?

 

David O'Day

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• Dec 16, 2025

• #31

Was it Darren Currie who was a LW we had on loan? He was very slow for a winger as well.

 

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wingy

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• Dec 16, 2025

• #32

David O'Day said:

Was it Darren Currie who was a LW we had on loan? He was very slow for a winger as well.

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Played some good stuff though I thought,on loan from Blackburn?

 

Boicey

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• Dec 16, 2025

• #33

Colin Henry. He looked like he was running backwards when he thought he was going forward.

 

ProfessorbyGrace

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• Dec 16, 2025

• #34

Keith O’Neill was the most immobile winger I’ve seen, but considering that acute back injury he had, I can see why he seemed to be in slow motion.

 

Domo

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• Dec 16, 2025

• #35

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