Otis' open letter (1 Viewer)

Otis · Jul 15, 2014

Anyone got an address where I can complain to the Royal Mail?

skybluefred · Jul 15, 2014

Otis you can only complain if you have a complaint.

Sky Blue Harry H · Jul 15, 2014

Do you want to complain about the difficulty of locating the complaints address?:facepalm:

Samo · Jul 15, 2014

Otis said:
Anyone got an address where I can complain to the Royal Mail?

Who opened your open letter Otis? And if its an open letter why did they open it?

Otis · Jul 15, 2014

This is exactly what I am trying to find out. It was sensitive stuff in there about my dwarf water sports subscription. :-(

Samo · Jul 15, 2014

Otis said:
This is exactly what I am trying to find out. It was sensitive stuff in there about my dwarf water sports subscription. :-(

I would keep that quiet if I were you, might piss off some small people. Perhaps your being over open?

Otis · Jul 15, 2014

Samo said:
I would keep that quiet if I were you, might piss off some small people. Perhaps your being over open?

Pissing off small people was the whole stance of the magazine to be honest.

Samo · Jul 15, 2014

Otis said:
Pissing off small people was the whole stance of the magazine to be hoinest.

Well you've opened a can of worms Otis. It dwarfs all other threads. It will piss people off but I applaud your openness. But not the opening of your open letter. That is no small matter.

Astute · Jul 15, 2014

I can't believe that you are taking the piss out of disabled people. Do you think that dwarfism is a small matter?

Otis · Jul 15, 2014

Astute said:
I can't believe that you are taking the piss out of disabled people. Do you think that dwarfism is a small matter?

I'm not. As it's all about dwarf water sports, it's people pissing off dwarves.

Some people jump off piers, others piss off dwarves.

Astute · Jul 16, 2014

Otis said:
I'm not. As it's all about dwarf water sports, it's people pissing off dwarves.

Some people jump off piers, others piss off dwarves.

I get you now. Some people are not scared of heights. Some people are.

Sbarcher · Jul 16, 2014

This issue dwarf's the open letter from CCFC. It's a scandal that full height postmen think they can be above such things.

joemercersaces · Jul 16, 2014

Otis is wrong, both in fact and in law. This will now go before three very senior dwarves.

Otis · Jul 16, 2014

joemercersaces said:
Otis is wrong, both in fact and in law. This will now go before three very senior dwarves.

Or three rather junior ones I would have thought.

skybluebeduff · Jul 16, 2014

Too much small talk anyway.....

Sincerly

Willow.

Warwickhunt · Jul 16, 2014

Otis said:
This is exactly what I am trying to find out. It was sensitive stuff in there about my dwarf water sports subscription. :-(

Do not mention Dwarf Throwing Competitions either

Sbarcher · Jul 16, 2014

I like dwarfs. Can't normally manage a whole one, but ok warmed up for breakfast next morning.

RegTheDonk · Jul 16, 2014

Oh right....throwing....I envisaged a different kind of water sports

spider_ricoh · Jul 16, 2014

I don't think the RM would care about the Ricoh saga .. it's not as if they have any remit to intervene (not that the FL is any more likely to intervene than Royal Mail is!)

Edit... oh wait, I get it....

Otis · Jul 16, 2014

RegTheDonk said:
Oh right....throwing....I envisaged a different kind of water sports

Me too.

No wonder I am always disappointed when the magazine arrives on my doorstep.

skybluedan · Jul 16, 2014

So what's a midget then?

Otis · Jul 16, 2014

skybluedan said:
So what's a midget then?

Someone somewhere inbetween a dwarf and an Oompa Loompa.

turlykerd · Jul 16, 2014

If I was a dwarf I'd be furious !!

It's a way better name than happy or dopey

skybluedan · Jul 16, 2014

Heard dwarfs have really small willy,s Just a little tip

Sbarcher · Jul 16, 2014

Mind you, lady dwarfs are a useful height..............

Otis · Jul 16, 2014

Sbarcher said:
Mind you, lady dwarfs are a useful height..............

To get post from the letterbox?

skybluedan · Jul 16, 2014

Sbarcher said:
Mind you, lady dwarfs are a useful height..............

You think, I finished with me last dwarf because she wouldn't go up on me.............

stupot07 · Jul 16, 2014

Otis, you really should pick on someone your own size..

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skybluedan · Jul 16, 2014

So what are the ones with little hands and smell like cabbage?

Otis · Jul 16, 2014

stupot07 said:
Otis, you really should pick on someone your own size..

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Is that a typo? Did you mean piss on someone my own size, or did you really mean to say 'pick?'

turlykerd · Jul 16, 2014

I recently felt ropey and came over queasy

That was when I was asked to leave the modern adaptation of Snow White at the Belgrave

Otis · Jul 16, 2014

skybluedan said:
So what are the ones with little hands and smell like cabbage?

Cabbage Patch Kids.

skybluedan · Jul 16, 2014

The only thing I would think the benefit of shagging a dwarf would be that when you have finished you would not have to dig as big a hole....................

turlykerd · Jul 16, 2014

skybluedan said:
So what's a midget then?

what does a midget and a dwarf have in common ??

very little

wingy · Jul 16, 2014

skybluedan said:
So what's a midget then?

A 1275 twin carb two seater classic car courtesy of MG.

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