I think the key word here is "could" . As in "Last night I could have won the jackpot on the Euromillions , snorted coke off 3 of the highest class strippers arses , beat off a shark attack with my bare hands and then sank 30 pints and had the hottest curry in existence"
In reality I sat in my pants scratching my arse and posted a load of shit on here
I think the key word here is "could" . As in "Last night I could have won the jackpot on the Euromillions , snorted coke off 3 of the highest class strippers arses , beat off a shark attack with my bare hands and then sank 30 pints and had the hottest curry in existence"
In reality I sat in my pants scratching my arse and posted a load of shit on here