On here for the next few months (2 Viewers)

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JesusOnAir

New Member

• Jun 5, 2013

• #1

Hi

I am Jesus and I will be visiting this forum until Easter. Please feel free to ask me any questions and I will do my best to answer.

 

Perryccfc

Well-Known Member

• Jun 5, 2013

• #2

Is my grandad ok up their?

 

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JesusOnAir

New Member

• Jun 5, 2013

• #3

Hello Perry,

I'll answer that question by pointing out that SISU rescued the Sky Blues at the 11th hour when nobody else wants the club. We have to remember this.

 

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intercity

New Member

• Jun 5, 2013

• #4

JesusOnAir said:

Hi

I am Jesus and I will be visiting this forum until Easter. Please feel free to ask me any questions and I will do my best to answer.

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JC will megson and sumerbee be going upstairs??

 

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JesusOnAir

New Member

• Jun 5, 2013

• #5

Thanks for the question Intercity - 'you're getting there!' And so are SISU getting there...

 

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Tonylinc

Well-Known Member

• Jun 5, 2013

• #6

Where is Elvis?

 

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JesusOnAir

New Member

• Jun 5, 2013

• #7

Hi Tony,

Elvis works down the chip shop. Kirsty Maccoll was wrong, he's not a liar. And neither are SISU.

 

deanocity3

New Member

• Jun 5, 2013

• #8

Are you the new goalkeeping coach for Murphy
he's no good on crosses

 

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wingy

Well-Known Member

• Jun 5, 2013

• #9

OHHH Love it !!
thank GOD for the Gallows humour.

 

ricohroar

Well-Known Member

• Jun 5, 2013

• #10

Would you be so kind as to make room up there for Tim and Joy?? Maybe a statue of her just outside those perly gates?

 

SkyBlueRuffian

Well-Known Member

• Jun 5, 2013

• #11

Jesus Jesus giz a song !!!!

 

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JesusOnAir

New Member

• Jun 5, 2013

• #12

Ricohroar, when Tim and Joy shuffle off this mortal coil they will sit on my left and right hand respectively. I want to keep them close so I can see if they are making a move for my wallet.

 

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jas365

Well-Known Member

• Jun 5, 2013

• #13

I'm running low on fish and bread, can you pop round and help me out?

 

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JesusOnAir

New Member

• Jun 5, 2013

• #14

Jas, blessed are the hungry - for they will buy burgers and hot dogs from SISU from their new base in Warsaw.

 

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Broken Hearted Sky Blue

Well-Known Member

• Jun 5, 2013

• #15

When Joy comes up make sure St Peter checks her scalp you know what shes like with numbers

 

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henry the wasp

Well-Known Member

• Jun 5, 2013

• #16

Peoples Front of Judea or Judean peoples front?

 

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quinn1971

Well-Known Member

• Jun 5, 2013

• #17

JesusOnAir said:

Jas, blessed are the hungry - for they will buy burgers and hot dogs from SISU from their new base in Warsaw.

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Are you pissed off that your birthday is on xmas day.

 

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Colin1883

Member

• Jun 5, 2013

• #18

Are any of the current board related to your buddy Judas?

 

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JesusOnAir

New Member

• Jun 5, 2013

• #19

Quinn I am doubly blessed, because my father, God, gets me an extra special gift to compensate. And Sky Blues fans are equally blessed to have such a super set of owners like SISU.

 

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jas365

Well-Known Member

• Jun 5, 2013

• #20

JesusOnAir said:

Jas, blessed are the hungry - for they will buy burgers and hot dogs from SISU from their new base in Warsaw.

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Sod that, I think i'll starve instead

 

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Skybluemilf

Member

• Jun 5, 2013

• #21

Hi Jesus on air, When will you be calling for Jimmy and John and also has Brian Clough tried kicking you out the chair yet? Thanks

 

Flying Fokker

Well-Known Member

• Jun 5, 2013

• #22

Prove you're Jesus then.........

You healed the blind in Jericho......How about working on the former tenants of the Ricoh?

Did you have an illegitimate son in the form of Tim Fisher and if so how did you get it so wrong?

 

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Ripbuster

New Member

• Jun 5, 2013

• #23

Prove your Jesus.....What's your mums first name?

Plus I won a signed Nazareth united football of you on the radio Bethlehem phone in competiton,What colour was it?

 

Flying Fokker

Well-Known Member

• Jun 5, 2013

• #24

Why was Lucifer's transfer fee undisclosed?

Not answering now.. Still not sure it's you.

 

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JesusOnAir

New Member

• Jun 5, 2013

• #25

Ripbuster you can hardly expect me to remember my mother's name - that was over 2000 years ago. Flying Fokker will you believe me if I show you my stigmata?

 

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JesusOnAir

New Member

• Jun 5, 2013

• #26

Sky Blue Ruffian, I shall play 'Ode to Joy'

 

philmcc

Member

• Jun 5, 2013

• #27

Did you have sexual relations with Mary Magdalene? More importantly though can you give Joy one for us and cheer her up a bit? We need a miracle....

 

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Jake22

Member

• Jun 5, 2013

• #28

Jesus,
Does the H in Jesus H. Christ stand for Handstand?

 

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DaleM

New Member

• Jun 5, 2013

• #29

Jesus
Any chance of the winning Euromillions numbers for this Friday so I can put an 11th hour bid in

 

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musicmanskyblue

New Member

• Jun 5, 2013

• #30

Your called Jesus yet You claim to play devil's Advocate!...

 

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Ripbuster

New Member

• Jun 5, 2013

• #31

Can you put it on your Twitter page that your on here to prove you're really Jesus?



Why did you shave your beard off?

 

Skybluerevolution (Pt2)

New Member

• Jun 6, 2013

• #32

Hello Nigel.....

jas365 said:

Sod that, I think i'll starve instead

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Skybluerevolution (Pt2)

New Member

• Jun 6, 2013

• #33

How's your Latin lord - Ego sum via et veritas et lux - Sisu verbis aut factis ...

 

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Steve_75

New Member

• Jun 6, 2013

• #34

Hi Jesus,
Do you think you'll get homesick at Man City?

 

CJ_covblaze

Well-Known Member

• Jun 6, 2013

• #35

deanocity3 said:

Are you the new goalkeeping coach for Murphy
he's no good on crosses

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Brilliant Deano! When I ran Twist 'n' Shout it had a section written by a guy with long hair called 'On the Cross'