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Match Thread Northampton Town in Spain (2 Viewers)

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  • Start date Jul 12, 2019
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Nick

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  • Jul 12, 2019
  • #141
Greggs said:
and the fact they can tear through a rat in 5 seconds flat
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Can yours deliver letters to Wizards?
 
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usskyblue

Well-Known Member
  • Jul 12, 2019
  • #142
Greggs said:
and the fact they can tear through a rat in 5 seconds flat
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Tell me about it. I nearly lost an eye eating one m8*

*This is a joke
 
Last edited: Jul 12, 2019

fernandopartridge

Well-Known Member
  • Jul 12, 2019
  • #143
When's the replay?
 
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fatso

Well-Known Member
  • Jul 12, 2019
  • #144
So to sum it up, we had the better of the chances, but Biamou and Chaplin failed to find the net.
Who would of thought ?
 
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mark82

Super Moderator
  • Jul 12, 2019
  • #145
fernandopartridge said:
When's the replay?
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2020/21 in league 2.
 

Maverick

Well-Known Member
  • Jul 12, 2019
  • #146
fatso said:
So to sum it up, we had the better of the chances, but Biamou and Chaplin failed to find the net.
Who would of thought ?
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Surprise surprise
 

Sky Blue Harry H

Well-Known Member
  • Jul 12, 2019
  • #147
Yeah. Let's criticise Max. Good work.
 
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shmmeee

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  • Jul 12, 2019
  • #148
Anyone taking anything at all from any preseason game needs their head examining. Good or bad.

It’s a fitness exercise and nothing more. Robins even came out and said it’s pointless and he hates it so i imagine he’s hardly pushing the players.
 
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no_loyalty

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  • Jul 12, 2019
  • #149
FFS 1-1 against a bunch of losers, Robins out :happy:
 
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clint van damme

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  • Jul 12, 2019
  • #150
Greggs said:
Long story short, i said the sale of Bayliss would be made easier because we have Shipley. I said, i thought Bayliss was decent - but i prefer Shipley as he can cover more positions and seems a more honest player. I got shit. SOmeone called me ugly, i flipped out and told him i was 6'4 and like to fight. NOt my finest moment, but so many toads on here. Oh and someone threatened to rape my owl
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just read it, classic.
The expression on your owls face in your avatar has just taken on new meaning.
 

cc84cov

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  • Jul 12, 2019
  • #151
no_loyalty said:
FFS 1-1 against a bunch of losers, Robins out :happy:
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100% absolute disgrace lol
 
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Johhny Blue

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  • Jul 12, 2019
  • #152
Liquid Gold said:
Sounds like everything is going through Jobello

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As opposed to last season when everything went through Burge
 
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Maverick

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  • Jul 12, 2019
  • #153
What an utter tit
 

fernandopartridge

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  • Jul 12, 2019
  • #154
"Someone threatened to rape my owl" is by far and away the most surreal line ever heard on these boards.
 
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shmmeee

Well-Known Member
  • Jul 12, 2019
  • #155
Maverick said:
What an utter tit
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No mate it’s an owl.
 

Liquid Gold

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  • Jul 12, 2019
  • #156
Has anybody asked if the owl would consent?
 

Hobo

Well-Known Member
  • Jul 12, 2019
  • #157
Who is still agonising over previous pre season friendlies? Fitness and preparation exercises. Usually totally boring and best avoided by fans; as totally meaningless!.
 

Greggs

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  • Jul 12, 2019
  • #158
fernandopartridge said:
"Someone threatened to rape my owl" is by far and away the most surreal line ever heard on these boards.
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job done
 

larry_david

Well-Known Member
  • Jul 12, 2019
  • #159
Accrington beat marseillle yesterday... Will they win promotion in league 1? Will they fuck. Friendlies mean fuck all
 
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Johhny Blue

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  • Jul 12, 2019
  • #160
fernandopartridge said:
"Someone threatened to rape my owl" is by far and away the most surreal line ever heard on these boards.
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Not even in the top 10
 

shepardo01

Well-Known Member
  • Jul 12, 2019
  • #161
So I come on here to check how game went after getting home from work late and the discussion is centred around raping an owl.... wtf!??
 

AStonesThrow

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  • Jul 12, 2019
  • #162
shepardo01 said:
So I come on here to check how game went after getting home from work late and the discussion is centred around raping an owl.... wtf!??
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Surprised nobody has brought up Biscuit Wars yet
 
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Esoterica

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  • Jul 12, 2019
  • #163
shepardo01 said:
So I come on here to check how game went after getting home from work late and the discussion is centred around raping an owl.... wtf!??
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Shipley could do it in more positions than Bayliss though.
 
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hill83

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  • Jul 12, 2019
  • #164
SEASONS OVER STRACHAN OUT
 
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Sky Blue Harry H

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  • Jul 12, 2019
  • #165
Liquid Gold said:
Has anybody asked if the owl would consent?
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Twit...…………...a wooh !
 

BornSlippySkyBlue

Well-Known Member
  • Jul 12, 2019
  • #166
Sky_Blue_Dreamer said:
Great thing about owls though - any position you like and still maintain eye contact.
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This made me giggle more than it should have at my age.
 
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Otis

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  • Jul 12, 2019
  • #167
fernandopartridge said:
"Someone threatened to rape my owl" is by far and away the most surreal line ever heard on these boards.
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Make for a nice Elbow song.
 
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GaryMabbuttsLeftKnee

Well-Known Member
  • Jul 12, 2019
  • #168
Greggs said:
Long story short, i said the sale of Bayliss would be made easier because we have Shipley. I said, i thought Bayliss was decent - but i prefer Shipley as he can cover more positions and seems a more honest player. I got shit. SOmeone called me ugly, i flipped out and told him i was 6'4 and like to fight. NOt my finest moment, but so many toads on here. Oh and someone threatened to rape my owl
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As ridiculous as that whole thread was, this really ticked me. The last line alone is priceless.


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mrtrench

Well-Known Member
  • Jul 12, 2019
  • #169
Greggs, I'm sorry. After contemplation I've decided that this was wrong. I am contrite; please forgive me. I don't even fancy predatory birds.

Tits are more my bag.
 

Sky_Blue_Dreamer

Well-Known Member
  • Jul 13, 2019
  • #170
BornSlippySkyBlue said:
This made me giggle more than it should have at my age.
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And people wonder why some don't bother with the football on this forum. I talk formations, tactics, signings and my most liked post thus far involves the sexual flexibility of a bird of prey! Marvellous!
 
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Sky_Blue_Dreamer

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  • Jul 13, 2019
  • #171
fernandopartridge said:
"Someone threatened to rape my owl" is by far and away the most surreal line ever heard on these boards.
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For me it was the "oh" preceding it like it was a casual everyday thing that was barely worth mentioning that made it particularly enjoyable.
 
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higgs

Well-Known Member
  • Jul 13, 2019
  • #172
Is Jones left at home?

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Nick

Administrator
  • Jul 13, 2019
  • #173
higgs said:
Is Jones left at home?

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Yeah, he's still injured.
 

fellatio_Martinez

Well-Known Member
  • Jul 13, 2019
  • #174
I don't give a shit about pre season until this owl rape situation has been resolved.

 
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usskyblue

Well-Known Member
  • Jul 13, 2019
  • #175
Trust me. You’re all walking on thin ice with this owl thing..

 
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