A song for Grimes. (To the tune of my old man's a dustman)
We never had no money
Sisu put us through hard times
But when we found our Dougie King
He went and bought Matt Grimes
He plays in every match
He never gets fatigue
And now he is our captain
We'll go to the Premier League!
Matty Grimes is magic
He wears a magic hat
He could have captained Swansea
But he said nah fuck that
Now he’s at the city
His hearts changed to Sky Blue
He’ll lead us to the premier league
Then shit on Villa too