New Songs (13 Viewers)

ThievingScally · 2025-11-27T16:07:27+0000

Obviously everything is awesome - but if I was to niggle...

I dont think our repetorire of songs is as strong as it could be.

Sakamotos song doesnt really work

We need new/better songs for:
Rushworth
Eccles
DaSilva
Kitching
Grimes
Rudoni

I've no real idea of the creative/vetting/distribution process for new songs - but we need to do some work

Many Thanks

TSx

DazzleTommyDazzle · 2025-11-27T16:11:12+0000

I know some people don't like recycling old songs, but I still think that the "We all dream of a team of Gary Breens" would work well for Matty Grimes.

shmmeee · 2025-11-27T16:12:42+0000

Sakamoto has a song it is “Saka Sakamoto Oh ohhh oh oh” to this tune:

We just need to start singing it.

AOM · 2025-11-27T16:16:27+0000

Eccles - His name is a cake
Grimes - would be happy with the Gary Breen song as well tbf
Rudoni - A message to you Rudi surely
Sakamoto - his old song from his Belgian club
Kitching - bring back the Thomas/Kitching song

shmmeee · 2025-11-27T16:19:52+0000

Liam Kitching needs his own song just because there were times Thomas wasn’t on the pitch and we wanted to praise him or he’d just scored and it didn’t sound right doing both.

Still think there’s mileage in “there’s a rat in my kitchen” but don’t want to call Liam a rat also playing with this has made me realise it’s very hard to sing without accidentally breaking out into a slightly racist Jamaican accent… maybe not.

ajsccfc · 2025-11-27T16:22:07+0000

Just go the Torp route by just taking any old 80s song and whacking a player's name in there. Which admittedly would work for Hungry Like The Woolf

shmmeee · 2025-11-27T16:23:35+0000

Also Living on a Prayer/Latibeaudiere is an absolute must.

Otis · 2025-11-27T16:25:17+0000

DazzleTommyDazzle said:
I know some people don't like recycling old songs, but I still think that the "We all dream of a team of Gary Breens" would work well for Matty Grimes.

Yes, definitely. Great call.

Brighton Sky Blue · 2025-11-27T16:25:22+0000

shmmeee said:
Liam Kitching needs his own song just because there were times Thomas wasn’t on the pitch and we wanted to praise him or he’d just scored and it didn’t sound right doing both.

Still think there’s mileage in “there’s a rat in my kitchen” but don’t want to call Liam a rat also playing with this has made me realise it’s very hard to sing without accidentally breaking out into a slightly racist Jamaican accent… maybe not.

We’ve got Kitching (who)
Liam Kitching
I just don’t think you understand
Signed him from Barnsley
The Yorkshire Maldini
We’ve got Liam Kitching

shmmeee · 2025-11-27T16:29:47+0000

Brighton Sky Blue said:
We’ve got Kitching (who)
Liam Kitching
I just don’t think you understand
Signed him from Barnsley
City’s number 15
We’ve got Liam Kitching

Penultimate line doesn’t scan, can I interest you in “for an inflated fee?” (I kid I kid)

Brighton Sky Blue · 2025-11-27T16:31:45+0000

shmmeee said:
Penultimate line doesn’t scan, can I interest you in “for an inflated fee?” (I kid I kid)

Could alter to ‘The Yorkshire Maldini’

clint van damme · 2025-11-27T16:34:21+0000

We've got Matty Grimes,
He's not Scottish, he's not Hamish,
He's got a Shenandoah,
Because he's fucking Amish.

Brighton Sky Blue · 2025-11-27T16:38:09+0000

Dasilva to the left of me, Milan to my right
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with Carl

clint van damme · 2025-11-27T16:39:23+0000

Brighton Sky Blue said:
Dasilva to the left of me, Milan to my right
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with Carl

Would change the last line to stuck on the top of the league, should last us until at least boxing day

skybluejelly · 2025-11-27T16:41:32+0000

Super Jackie came to city riding on a pony
Stuck the football in the net
It's super jack rudoni

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Broken Hearted Sky Blue · 2025-11-27T16:57:30+0000

I like our two new songs

Johhny Blue · 2025-11-27T17:08:47+0000

Can we still sing”EIEIEIO” if there’s no up left?

CovRes · 2025-11-27T17:42:32+0000

Johhny Blue said:
Can we still sing”EIEIEIO” if there’s no up left?

Off to Europe, here we go.

Alkhen · 2025-11-27T17:53:41+0000

I think this Kitch one needs to get off the ground:

Liam Kitching is from Yorkshire,
He wears an old flat cap,
And if you throw a brick at him,
He'll head the f*cker back,
He heads it to the left,
He heads it to the right,
And when we win the Championship,
We'll sing this song all night,
Whoaaa....
(Repeated...)

To the tune of my old man's a dustman (I think)

blunted · 2025-11-27T20:29:48+0000

Alkhen said:
I think this Kitch one needs to get off the ground:

Liam Kitching is from Yorkshire,
He wears an old flat cap,
And if you throw a brick at him,
He'll head the f*cker back,
He heads it to the left,
He heads it to the right,
And when we win the Championship,
We'll sing this song all night,
Whoaaa....
(Repeated...)

To the tune of my old man's a dustman (I think)

Like that. Put these up before, but persevere. Not all mine.
Kitchin: Six foot two, wears sky blue, Liam Kitchins after you da da da da da da da da.
Anyone: XXXXX superstar how many goals have you scored so far?
Somebody can have Sheafs old song, He's here he's there etc.
Tatsu: Going loco Tatsu Sakamoto, he's tied them inside out.
Grimes: The Good Times song someone suggested.
Rudi: My personal favourite to Rudi Can't Fail by the Clash because you can jump up and down to it:
We are rude and restless,
We all drink brews for breakfast,
We jump up and down relentless,
Cause Rudi can't fail,
Rudi can't fail,
Rudi can't fail.

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