New Songs (1 Viewer)

ThievingScally · Nov 27, 2025

Obviously everything is awesome - but if I was to niggle...

I dont think our repetorire of songs is as strong as it could be.

Sakamotos song doesnt really work

We need new/better songs for:
Rushworth
Eccles
DaSilva
Kitching
Grimes
Rudoni

I've no real idea of the creative/vetting/distribution process for new songs - but we need to do some work

Many Thanks

TSx

DazzleTommyDazzle · Nov 27, 2025

I know some people don't like recycling old songs, but I still think that the "We all dream of a team of Gary Breens" would work well for Matty Grimes.

shmmeee · Nov 27, 2025

Sakamoto has a song it is “Saka Sakamoto Oh ohhh oh oh” to this tune:

We just need to start singing it.

AOM · Nov 27, 2025

Eccles - His name is a cake
Grimes - would be happy with the Gary Breen song as well tbf
Rudoni - A message to you Rudi surely
Sakamoto - his old song from his Belgian club
Kitching - bring back the Thomas/Kitching song

shmmeee · Nov 27, 2025

Liam Kitching needs his own song just because there were times Thomas wasn’t on the pitch and we wanted to praise him or he’d just scored and it didn’t sound right doing both.

Still think there’s mileage in “there’s a rat in my kitchen” but don’t want to call Liam a rat also playing with this has made me realise it’s very hard to sing without accidentally breaking out into a slightly racist Jamaican accent… maybe not.

ajsccfc · Nov 27, 2025

Just go the Torp route by just taking any old 80s song and whacking a player's name in there. Which admittedly would work for Hungry Like The Woolf

shmmeee · Nov 27, 2025

Also Living on a Prayer/Latibeaudiere is an absolute must.

Otis · Nov 27, 2025

DazzleTommyDazzle said:
I know some people don't like recycling old songs, but I still think that the "We all dream of a team of Gary Breens" would work well for Matty Grimes.

Yes, definitely. Great call.

Brighton Sky Blue · Nov 27, 2025

shmmeee said:
Liam Kitching needs his own song just because there were times Thomas wasn’t on the pitch and we wanted to praise him or he’d just scored and it didn’t sound right doing both.

Still think there’s mileage in “there’s a rat in my kitchen” but don’t want to call Liam a rat also playing with this has made me realise it’s very hard to sing without accidentally breaking out into a slightly racist Jamaican accent… maybe not.

We’ve got Kitching (who)
Liam Kitching
I just don’t think you understand
Signed him from Barnsley
The Yorkshire Maldini
We’ve got Liam Kitching

shmmeee · Nov 27, 2025

Brighton Sky Blue said:
We’ve got Kitching (who)
Liam Kitching
I just don’t think you understand
Signed him from Barnsley
City’s number 15
We’ve got Liam Kitching

Penultimate line doesn’t scan, can I interest you in “for an inflated fee?” (I kid I kid)

Brighton Sky Blue · Nov 27, 2025

shmmeee said:
Penultimate line doesn’t scan, can I interest you in “for an inflated fee?” (I kid I kid)

Could alter to ‘The Yorkshire Maldini’

clint van damme · Nov 27, 2025

We've got Matty Grimes,
He's not Scottish, he's not Hamish,
He's got a Shenandoah,
Because he's fucking Amish.

Brighton Sky Blue · Nov 27, 2025

Dasilva to the left of me, Milan to my right
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with Carl

clint van damme · Nov 27, 2025

Brighton Sky Blue said:
Dasilva to the left of me, Milan to my right
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with Carl

Would change the last line to stuck on the top of the league, should last us until at least boxing day

skybluejelly · Nov 27, 2025

Super Jackie came to city riding on a pony
Stuck the football in the net
It's super jack rudoni

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Broken Hearted Sky Blue · Nov 27, 2025

I like our two new songs

Johhny Blue · Nov 27, 2025

Can we still sing”EIEIEIO” if there’s no up left?

CovRes · Nov 27, 2025

Johhny Blue said:
Can we still sing”EIEIEIO” if there’s no up left?

Off to Europe, here we go.

Alkhen · Nov 27, 2025

I think this Kitch one needs to get off the ground:

Liam Kitching is from Yorkshire,
He wears an old flat cap,
And if you throw a brick at him,
He'll head the f*cker back,
He heads it to the left,
He heads it to the right,
And when we win the Championship,
We'll sing this song all night,
Whoaaa....
(Repeated...)

To the tune of my old man's a dustman (I think)

blunted · Nov 27, 2025

Alkhen said:
I think this Kitch one needs to get off the ground:

Liam Kitching is from Yorkshire,
He wears an old flat cap,
And if you throw a brick at him,
He'll head the f*cker back,
He heads it to the left,
He heads it to the right,
And when we win the Championship,
We'll sing this song all night,
Whoaaa....
(Repeated...)

To the tune of my old man's a dustman (I think)

Like that. Put these up before, but persevere. Not all mine.
Kitchin: Six foot two, wears sky blue, Liam Kitchins after you da da da da da da da da.
Anyone: XXXXX superstar how many goals have you scored so far?
Somebody can have Sheafs old song, He's here he's there etc.
Tatsu: Going loco Tatsu Sakamoto, he's tied them inside out.
Grimes: The Good Times song someone suggested.
Rudi: My personal favourite to Rudi Can't Fail by the Clash because you can jump up and down to it:
We are rude and restless,
We all drink brews for breakfast,
We jump up and down relentless,
Cause Rudi can't fail,
Rudi can't fail,
Rudi can't fail.

Bugsy · Nov 27, 2025

Just an idea, but would love to get this banger out on the terraces.
Fuck knows what lyrics would be, just love the tune.

SkyBlueMatt · Nov 27, 2025

Kitching.... Woahhh
Kitching.... Woahhh

He's almost 6'4"

He'll break your f#cking jaw

Kitching.... Woahhh
Kitching.... Woahhh

------

Jamie Jamie Allen (or Victor Victor Torp)
He's got red hair, but we don't care
Jamie Jamie Allen (or Victor Victor Torp)

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Sky Blue Heaven · Nov 27, 2025

I posted this a while back, surely we could give it a go:

PUSB-We_are_going_up · Nov 27, 2025

Oh Lampard do you know what its worth
Carl Rushworth is the best on earth

over to someone else to write the last 2 lines Im drawing a blank

PUSB-We_are_going_up · Nov 27, 2025

How about Zombie but replace the word Zombie with Kitching

rob9872 · Nov 27, 2025

shmmeee said:
Liam Kitching needs his own song just because there were times Thomas wasn’t on the pitch and we wanted to praise him or he’d just scored and it didn’t sound right doing both.

Still think there’s mileage in “there’s a rat in my kitchen” but don’t want to call Liam a rat also playing with this has made me realise it’s very hard to sing without accidentally breaking out into a slightly racist Jamaican accent… maybe not.

Na na na Liam Kitching
Blood in his veins runs Sky Blue
Na na na Liam Kitching
He'll smash fuck outta you

rob9872 · Nov 27, 2025

PUSB-We_are_going_up said:
Oh Lampard do you know what its worth
Carl Rushworth is the best on earth

over to someone else to write the last 2 lines Im drawing a blank

Get him signed, we know what he's worth
Carl Rushworth is the best on earth
So come on Doug, it's time to invest
He'll be worth every penny, he's the fucking best

Johhny Blue · Nov 28, 2025

E I E I E I R
Up the Football League we are

mrfr · Nov 28, 2025

shmmeee said:
Liam Kitching needs his own song just because there were times Thomas wasn’t on the pitch and we wanted to praise him or he’d just scored and it didn’t sound right doing both.

Still think there’s mileage in “there’s a rat in my kitchen” but don’t want to call Liam a rat also playing with this has made me realise it’s very hard to sing without accidentally breaking out into a slightly racist Jamaican accent… maybe not.

“Pass to Matt, pass to Kitching and into Victor Torp.
Pass to to Matt, pass to Kitching and into Victor Torp. We’re gonna smash this lot all off the park, we’re gonna smash this lot all off the park” Repeat.

mrfr · Nov 28, 2025

I always felt like we should’ve have had a Lady Godiva-based song to the tune of Lady Madonna by the Beatles but that’s as far as I’ve got.

shmmeee · Nov 28, 2025

Bugsy said:
Just an idea, but would love to get this banger out on the terraces.
Fuck knows what lyrics would be, just love the tune.

Asking singers corner to spit some bars after five pints and a bag is optimistic!

harvey098 · Nov 28, 2025

shmmeee said:
Liam Kitching needs his own song just because there were times Thomas wasn’t on the pitch and we wanted to praise him or he’d just scored and it didn’t sound right doing both.

Still think there’s mileage in “there’s a rat in my kitchen” but don’t want to call Liam a rat also playing with this has made me realise it’s very hard to sing without accidentally breaking out into a slightly racist Jamaican accent… maybe not.

“At the back Liam Kitching, what am I gonna do”

shmmeee · Nov 28, 2025

Bugsy said:
Just an idea, but would love to get this banger out on the terraces.
Fuck knows what lyrics would be, just love the tune.

To the tune of Its ricky:

EMC down the wing
Down the wing make the city sing EMC EMC

CovRes · Nov 28, 2025

shmmeee said:
Liam Kitching needs his own song just because there were times Thomas wasn’t on the pitch and we wanted to praise him or he’d just scored and it didn’t sound right doing both.

Still think there’s mileage in “there’s a rat in my kitchen” but don’t want to call Liam a rat also playing with this has made me realise it’s very hard to sing without accidentally breaking out into a slightly racist Jamaican accent… maybe not.

He should have been named in the super Fankie Lampard chant. Thomas already has a song.

wingy · Nov 28, 2025

harvey098 said:
“At the back Liam Kitching, what am I gonna do”

By UB40?

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