New F certification for films (1 Viewer)

Otis

Well-Known Member

• Sep 26, 2018

• #1

What the F? Raindance film festival adopts new rating - What the F? Film festival adopts new rating

A bit daft isn't it? What next, a B rating for films that contain a large proportion of black actors? G for gay themed movie? C rating for films that have excessive use of the word c**t? NF for any Adam Sandler movie? (Not Funny).

 

Sick Boy

Super Moderator

• Sep 26, 2018

• #2

It sounds to me that you're turning into a typical 'righty'. Eat some muesli and do some yogurt knittering and you'll be fine.

 

Otis

Well-Known Member

• Sep 26, 2018

• #3

Sick Boy said:

It sounds to me that you're turning into a typical 'righty'. Eat some muesli and do some yogurt knittering and you'll be fine.

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Ha. Hope not.

Just don't agree with things that seem totally pointless and am on the side of common sense!

 

Joe King

Fairly well known member from Malvern

• Sep 26, 2018

• #4

Have to agree with you, Otis. The world's gone mad! Oh, and Adam Sandler? I just wanna rip his throat out whenever I see him! Most unfunny prat on screen! Runs a close call with Ben "Unfunny" Stiller and Will bleedin' Ferrell!

 

Otis

Well-Known Member

• Sep 26, 2018

• #5

Rather than 'pointless' let's go with 'unnecessary'.

I don't like all this labeling. We can surely see if a film is directed, produced, or written by a woman.

F stands for something here, but I don't think it should be 'female'.

 

SBAndy

Well-Known Member

• Sep 27, 2018

• #6

I look forward to the 'Male' classification of films and the uproar that would bring with it.

 

Gazolba

Well-Known Member

• Sep 27, 2018

• #7

Should probably stand for 'far-fetched', since that applies to most plots.

 

ajsccfc

Well-Known Member

• Sep 30, 2018

• #8

I like it, if only as a red rag to the meninist bulls angry about women not knowing their place.

 

Otis

Well-Known Member

• Sep 30, 2018

• #9

ajsccfc said:

I like it, if only as a red rag to the meninist bulls angry about women not knowing their place.

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This is the 21st century.

We've been telling them long enough. Surely they know their place by now.

 

Gazolba

Well-Known Member

• Sep 30, 2018

• #10

My new ratings would be:
BB - Beyond belief
TMSE - Too many special effects
NEN - Not enough nudity
ERI - Excessive romantic interludes