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Mock the week (1 Viewer)

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  • Start date Nov 28, 2019
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harvey098

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  • Nov 28, 2019
  • #36
ccfcway said:
As we are now 65 mins into the Christmas party, I have just heard from mark robins he wants to change things around
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This would be more believable if it was 89th minute
 

Gray

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  • Nov 28, 2019
  • #37
The Tilton Road Stand
 

AStonesThrow

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  • Nov 28, 2019
  • #38
"And now for our next entertainment act, Ventriloquist Joy Seppala and her dummy, Little Timmy"
 

AStonesThrow

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  • Nov 28, 2019
  • #39
Tim Fisher sat glumly in the grotto dressed as Santa, miserable that Joy got the wrong idea when he asked her to help empty his sack
 

Esoterica

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  • Nov 28, 2019
  • #40
This year's Santa Claus is from Sunderland. Hoy hoy hoy, Merry Christmas!
 
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Mcbean

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  • Nov 28, 2019
  • #41
apologies to those who went to the Ricoh
 

Liquid Gold

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  • Nov 28, 2019
  • #42
I wonder what the world record is for longest collection of shit jokes.
 
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stay_up_skyblues

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  • Nov 28, 2019
  • #43
Liquid Gold said:
I wonder what the world record is for longest collection of shit jokes.
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Two and a Half Men has been running for 15 years!?
 
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ccfcway

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  • Nov 28, 2019
  • #44
Liquid Gold said:
I wonder what the world record is for longest collection of shit jokes.
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How long have sisu been in charge ?
 
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CCFC54321

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  • Nov 28, 2019
  • #45
Gervane Kastaneer is now out for the season after injuring himself pulling his Xmas cracker.
 

Sky_Blue_Dreamer

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  • Nov 28, 2019
  • #46
CCFC54321 said:
Gervane Kastaneer is now out for the season after injuring himself pulling his Xmas cracker.
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Dirty bastard. Wait til you get home!
 
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6 Generations

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  • Nov 28, 2019
  • #47
ccfcway said:
How long have sisu been in charge ?
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About 6 months less than Two and a half men was first aired, but in fairness to Sisu, their material is much funnier.
 
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ccfcway

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  • Nov 28, 2019
  • #48
6 Generations said:
About 6 months less than Two and a half men was first aired, but in fairness to Sisu, their material is much funnier.
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ones meant to be a joke, the other is one
 

AStonesThrow

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  • Nov 28, 2019
  • #49
CCFC54321 said:
Gervane Kastaneer is now out for the season after injuring himself pulling his Xmas cracker.
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Knowing our lot itd be an ACL
 

Johhny Blue

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  • Nov 28, 2019
  • #50
Santa says that everyone seems to be enjoying the party except for Bakayoko who refused to take any of his gifts
 

ccfcway

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  • Nov 28, 2019
  • #51
Liquid Gold said:
I wonder what the world record is for longest collection of shit jokes.
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and yours is ?
 
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thekidfromstrettoncamp

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  • Nov 28, 2019
  • #52
It was great to get 4 goals today
 
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AStonesThrow

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  • Nov 28, 2019
  • #53
thekidfromstrettoncamp said:
It was great to get 4 goals today
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Said Bakayoko
 
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quinn1971

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  • Nov 28, 2019
  • #54
“ and I’d now like to invite mark robins to the stage, congratulations on your away win at Shrewsbury at the weekend
 
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Skybluefaz

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  • Nov 28, 2019
  • #55
 

covcity4life

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  • Nov 29, 2019
  • #56
Happy easter
 

AStonesThrow

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  • Nov 29, 2019
  • #57
"And the winner of the Christmas poetry competition was club physio, Liam Stanley with his entry, entitled 'Another One'

That lad Josh Pask,
Had a hip flask,
He drank it all for no reason,
Then down he fell,
Done His ACL,
And now hes out for the season.


Liam please collect your prize which is 'One night of Joy with Joy' "
 
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Leamington Pete

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  • Nov 29, 2019
  • #58
Apologies for all the empty tables. Tim Fisher booked this hall at the NEC because he thought 7,000 would turn up.
 
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stay_up_skyblues

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  • Nov 29, 2019
  • #59
“That will be £937.64 please Mr Kelly”

“What? James told us it was a free bar?”
 
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Mcbean

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  • Nov 29, 2019
  • #60
And the guest speaker tonight is the greatest ever CCFC signing please welcome Roberto Jarni
 

hill83

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  • Nov 29, 2019
  • #61
I must have a completely different sense of humour to you lot in here as I’m actually in pain from cringing reading these.

Carry on though of course.
 
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Liquid Gold

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  • Nov 29, 2019
  • #62
hill83 said:
I must have a completely different sense of humour to you lot in here as I’m actually in pain from cringing reading these.

Carry on though of course.
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Not enough gifs?
 
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hill83

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  • Nov 29, 2019
  • #63
Liquid Gold said:
Not enough gifs?
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Just not funny. Probably needs the canned laughter to make them hit harder.
 

tommydazzle

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  • Nov 29, 2019
  • #64
I think we can all agree the new yellow and black striped away kit proposed for next season is a great idea.
 
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Liquid Gold

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  • Nov 29, 2019
  • #65
hill83 said:
Just not funny. Probably needs the canned laughter to make them hit harder.
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I reckon posters in this thread have asked for Mrs. Brown's Boys DVDs in their stockings.

Not only is it not funny it's a dead format.
 
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hill83

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  • Nov 29, 2019
  • #66
Black escort and happy Easter are just almost raising a smirk.

No wait, I’ve got one.

“Good hat trick Bakayoko”

LOL
 
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covcity4life

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  • Nov 29, 2019
  • #67
hill83 said:
Black escort and happy Easter are just almost raising a smirk.

No wait, I’ve got one.

“Good hat trick Bakayoko”

LOL
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i was proud of happy easter i must say
 

Johhny Blue

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  • Nov 29, 2019
  • #68
“You all thought it was over at midnight but we decided to add 5 minutes and let the other teams in”
 
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the rumpo kid

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  • Nov 29, 2019
  • #69
Jordy hiwula .................missed it.
 
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Johhny Blue

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  • Nov 29, 2019
  • #70
Merry Christmas and a Happy Blue Year to all
 
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