Mock the week (1 Viewer)

Briles

Well-Known Member

• Nov 28, 2019

• #1

Bit of fun on a Thursday afternoon, in the style of mock the week.....

post your funny answers below to...

"Things you wouldn't hear at CCFC's Xmas party......."

 

Sky_Blue_Dreamer

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• Nov 28, 2019

• #2

And the winner of the bleep test award.....Gervane Kastaneer!

 

Sky_Blue_Dreamer

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• Nov 28, 2019

• #3

Amadou Bakayoko can't be with us tonight. He's accidentally gone into the WI Xmas dinner next door.

 

Briles

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• Nov 28, 2019

• #4

"Could those of you who keep using poppadum's as makeshift hands and shouting "Leee Buuuurge" please stop as you're upsetting Oggy"

 

Sky_Blue_Dreamer

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• Nov 28, 2019

• #5

Let's have a good old knees-up!
...........................
Why are so many of you waving glass jars with bits of ligament in in the air?

 

AStonesThrow

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• Nov 28, 2019

• #6

Viveash: "Mark, we need to fine Amadou on the grounds of substance abuse. I've just caught him scoring in the bathroom"

 

AStonesThrow

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• Nov 28, 2019

• #7

We could always change it to 'Mock the Weak' and just take the piss out of Sunderland

 

Sky_Blue_Dreamer

Well-Known Member

• Nov 28, 2019

• #8

And now a hymn to commemorate our move to St Andrews. Please join me in singing 'Silent Night'

 

Sky_Blue_Dreamer

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• Nov 28, 2019

• #9

The players are passing their Xmas cards around. Unfortunately all those from the defenders to Marosi fell short.

 

Sky_Blue_Dreamer

Well-Known Member

• Nov 28, 2019

• #10

"I love the fake snow"
"That's not fake snow, Jak Hickman gatecrashed"

 

Sky_Blue_Dreamer

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• Nov 28, 2019

• #11

And our Santa this year is Tom Bayliss. He's got loads of presents to hand out - 10 bags worth

 

Sky_Blue_Dreamer

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• Nov 28, 2019

• #12

Well that was a massive disappointment. So many people found in possession and no-one scored.

 

Briles

Well-Known Member

• Nov 28, 2019

• #13

Tannoy announcement:

Did anyone here come in a black escort?

Because there's one dead in the toilet....

 

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smileycov

Facebook User

• Nov 28, 2019

• #14

thank you to Wasps, who have joined us this year in a joint party!!

 

Sky_Blue_Dreamer

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• Nov 28, 2019

• #15

Briles said:

Tannoy announcement:

Did anyone here come in a black escort?

Because there's one dead in the toilet....

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We've found our Frankie!

 

Briles

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• Nov 28, 2019

• #16

Sky_Blue_Dreamer said:

We've found our Frankie!

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*Bows*

 

Sky_Blue_Dreamer

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• Nov 28, 2019

• #17

Gervane! Watch out for the dancefloor. It's a bit slipp.........never mind!

 

Sky_Blue_Dreamer

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• Nov 28, 2019

• #18

Fadz was in charge of decorations but he didn't want to be going back and forth fetching them so he's bringing everything down in the box ......

 

Briles

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• Nov 28, 2019

• #19

Sky_Blue_Dreamer said:

Fadz was in charge of decorations but he didn't want to be going back and forth fetching them so he's bringing everything down in the box ......

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Reckon that could be a winner....

 

fellatio_Martinez

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• Nov 28, 2019

• #20

 

Briles

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• Nov 28, 2019

• #21

fellatio_Martinez said:

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Bah Humbug

 

olderskyblue

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• Nov 28, 2019

• #22

Christmas wishes to all the referees we've had so far this season...

 

harvey098

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• Nov 28, 2019

• #23

Russell Slade turns up as Santa and is immediately given the sack.

 

harvey098

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• Nov 28, 2019

• #24

“Jamie Allen not arrived yet but he’ll be here in 2 hours”

*2 hours later*
“Any sign of Allen?”

“Not yet but he’ll be here in about 2 hours”

and repeat..

 

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Colin1883

Member

• Nov 28, 2019

• #25

Tim's built the ...

 

stay_up_skyblues

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• Nov 28, 2019

• #26

Taxi here for a Mark Robins?

 

Sbarcher

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• Nov 28, 2019

• #27

I'd like to give Joy a big hand for hosting this evening's event. Now, where should I put it?

 

ccfcway

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• Nov 28, 2019

• #28

Please note there is a misprint on the menus on your tables. I know the main course says “eagle” But Tim Fisher catering has confirmed you will be getting two turkeys instead

 

ccfcway

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• Nov 28, 2019

• #29

tonights entertainment is the film judge dread, followed by a talk from tv legend, judge Judy and then a disco with famous dj judge jules.

Thanks to Tim fisher entertainment ltd for laying on 3 senior judges

 

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Silsden

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• Nov 28, 2019

• #30

Dabo’s so popular he’s been receiving cards on a weekly basis since the summer

 

ccfcway

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• Nov 28, 2019

• #31

Can all players please stay away from the Christmas tree. Unfortunately the angel has fell off the top and a member of the staff has just found her on the floor.

It shows how far she has fallen

 

ccfcway

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• Nov 28, 2019

• #32

Tonight’s entertainment was due to be rod stewart, but he drove away when he got here as someone was outside and didn’t want his wife to go in. They were shouting “not on penny more”

 

robbiekeane

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• Nov 28, 2019

• #33

Special thanks to our owners for attempting to run a sustainable business model so we don’t end up like Bury

 

ccfcway

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• Nov 28, 2019

• #34

Planning is already underway for next years xmas party. We have narrowed it down to 3 venues

 

ccfcway

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• Nov 28, 2019

• #35

As we are now 65 mins into the Christmas party, I have just heard from mark robins he wants to change things around