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NorthernWisdom

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Doesn't have much of a solution to the ground issues...


Bot: Tell me, are you a dog person? I absolutely love dogs.

Me: I hate dogs if they bark, but love cats

Bot: Cats are cute. But there's just something about dogs that makes me happy. Love them! They make my day better.

Me: Not when they bite your wife!

Bot: I'm not sure I know about that. Tell me about some of your hobbies.

Me: I support Coventry City. What do you think of Coventry City's ground issues?

Bot: Never heard of it... Are you into football? My passion is dogs... Love them! Have two beautiful goldens myself

Me: Do you think Coventry City should have played at Burton last night?

Bot: Why do people in england always ask me about football??? Coventry city football club is based in coventry, right?

Me: Yes, and I am not based in England

Bot: But its a professional association football club.... So why wouldnt they play at home?? The sky arena is 32,609 capacity

Me: Well, their landlords Wasps haven't prepared a pitch, so they had to play elsewhere. They have also played in Birmingham and Northampton recently. Do you blame Wasps and Coventry City Council for that, or Joy Seppala?

Bot: Ok.. Still confused.... And who is joy seppala?? Lol... My dogs are named joy and serenity

Me: Joy Seppala is the owner of SISU, who own COventry City

Bot: Oh.. Haha... No idea who that is either lol.... But sisu sounds like something my dogs would be named after

Me: So how do you think Coventry City's new ground at Warwick University is progressing?

Bot: Its cute... If my dogs were boys they'd be called warwick uni!! Lol.. Sorry but its true

Me: You have a slight obsession with dogs that borders on the creepy

Bot: I don't know much about that, sorry. What else is on your mind?

Me: Coventry City and their ground issues. I'm determined to get your view on where you think they will end up playing their next home gaes if problems with the pitch persist

Bot: Did not follow that story. Do you like sports? I am a fan of the LSU lady tigers swimming and diving team

Me: I like Coventry City, the Sky Blues - you may have noticed! I did explain a small part of the ground issues earlier. Do you think SISU should sell the club to somebody able to buy the stadium?

Bot: Is there somewhere else they can play in Coventry? My dogs and I love going to games at the CBS Arena

Me: Well they tried to put a deal together for the Butts Park Arena, but it fell through so no, not really. How do your dogs get to the ground from the USA?

Bot: Airline pet transport service... They are our kids so we spoil them rotten! What kind of dogs do you have?
 

NorthernWisdom

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Ask what they think of Josh Eccles
Equally helpful.

Never heard of him before, but he plays soccer right? My dad loves soccer and is always talking about his favorite team lsu lady tigers

He plays for the Sky Blues, yeah. Do you think he's a prospect?

Who knows! Soccer is not my thing but my dad would know since he's such a big fan of lsu lady tigers swimming and diving team

So if he ended up playing with them, you'd take an interest?

Probably not since my dad has no interest in other teams or players besides lsu lady tigers swimming and diving team
 

Skyblueweeman

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Samo

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Well that's a minute I'll never get back.
 

RegTheDonk

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Doesn't have much of a solution to the ground issues...


Bot: Tell me, are you a dog person? I absolutely love dogs.

Me: I hate dogs if they bark, but love cats

Bot: Cats are cute. But there's just something about dogs that makes me happy. Love them! They make my day better.

Me: Not when they bite your wife!

Bot: I'm not sure I know about that. Tell me about some of your hobbies.

Me: I support Coventry City. What do you think of Coventry City's ground issues?

Bot: Never heard of it... Are you into football? My passion is dogs... Love them! Have two beautiful goldens myself

Me: Do you think Coventry City should have played at Burton last night?

Bot: Why do people in england always ask me about football??? Coventry city football club is based in coventry, right?

Me: Yes, and I am not based in England

Bot: But its a professional association football club.... So why wouldnt they play at home?? The sky arena is 32,609 capacity

Me: Well, their landlords Wasps haven't prepared a pitch, so they had to play elsewhere. They have also played in Birmingham and Northampton recently. Do you blame Wasps and Coventry City Council for that, or Joy Seppala?

Bot: Ok.. Still confused.... And who is joy seppala?? Lol... My dogs are named joy and serenity

Me: Joy Seppala is the owner of SISU, who own COventry City

Bot: Oh.. Haha... No idea who that is either lol.... But sisu sounds like something my dogs would be named after

Me: So how do you think Coventry City's new ground at Warwick University is progressing?

Bot: Its cute... If my dogs were boys they'd be called warwick uni!! Lol.. Sorry but its true

Me: You have a slight obsession with dogs that borders on the creepy

Bot: I don't know much about that, sorry. What else is on your mind?

Me: Coventry City and their ground issues. I'm determined to get your view on where you think they will end up playing their next home gaes if problems with the pitch persist

Bot: Did not follow that story. Do you like sports? I am a fan of the LSU lady tigers swimming and diving team

Me: I like Coventry City, the Sky Blues - you may have noticed! I did explain a small part of the ground issues earlier. Do you think SISU should sell the club to somebody able to buy the stadium?

Bot: Is there somewhere else they can play in Coventry? My dogs and I love going to games at the CBS Arena

Me: Well they tried to put a deal together for the Butts Park Arena, but it fell through so no, not really. How do your dogs get to the ground from the USA?

Bot: Airline pet transport service... They are our kids so we spoil them rotten! What kind of dogs do you have?
What a bitch.
 

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