Please enjoy the FA courses and on your return forget everything that they have pumped into your head with a beer and a fag and carry on playing the way you have been so the fans and the players want to turn up each Saturday and enjoy!!!!
Instructor: So Richard Shaw and AT, we're going to do a little role play now so you can put in to practice all you've learned this week. RS you're going to be Ashley Cole and AT you just be yourself. Remember what we went over now.
RS: Sup bigman, i woz finkin i should be on at least 300 000 a week seein as i is way better than Tozza. geez more money
AT: Get tae fuck you mad bastard i'll give you a fiver and a boot up yer fucking hole...
Instructor: ...Now Andy, remember what we said in class, you won't get your UEFA license unless you comply with the FIFA regulations. It's for the good of the game!
AT: Sorry boss, it's just not right is all, that lad earns more than an entire block in the stadium
Instructor: Yeah it's a real shame, he should have at least two blocks by now. Go again boys.
RS: Give me loadza money grandpa
AT: I'll give you a fuc.....
Instructor: Andy...coaching license...
AT... I mean why yes Ashley, have a massive pile of money.
Instructor: That's the FIFA way of doing things! Well done!
RS: I'm gonna smash every team mates bird in the back door!
AT: I'LL SMASH YOUR FUCKING....
Instructor: ...ANDY...
AT: I mean...yes ashley, thats a great idea. Why don't you smash my wife as well?
Instructor: Wonderful AT, you are officially a FIFA licensed coach! Always remember the FIFA motto
AT: Football is for the fans...to be taken for every penny we can get away with.
Instructor: MWHAHAHAHAHAHA
Instructor: So Richard Shaw and AT, we're going to do a little role play now so you can put in to practice all you've learned this week. RS you're going to be Ashley Cole and AT you just be yourself. Remember what we went over now.
RS: Sup bigman, i woz finkin i should be on at least 300 000 a week seein as i is way better than Tozza. geez more money
AT: Get tae fuck you mad bastard i'll give you a fiver and a boot up yer fucking hole...
Instructor: ...Now Andy, remember what we said in class, you won't get your UEFA license unless you comply with the FIFA regulations. It's for the good of the game!
AT: Sorry boss, it's just not right is all, that lad earns more than an entire block in the stadium
Instructor: Yeah it's a real shame, he should have at least two blocks by now. Go again boys.
RS: Give me loadza money grandpa
AT: I'll give you a fuc.....
Instructor: Andy...coaching license...
AT... I mean why yes Ashley, have a massive pile of money.
Instructor: That's the FIFA way of doing things! Well done!
RS: I'm gonna smash every team mates bird in the back door!
AT: I'LL SMASH YOUR FUCKING....
Instructor: ...ANDY...
AT: I mean...yes ashley, thats a great idea. Why don't you smash my wife as well?
Instructor: Wonderful AT, you are officially a FIFA licensed coach! Always remember the FIFA motto
AT: Football is for the fans...to be taken for every penny we can get away with.
Instructor: MWHAHAHAHAHAHA