Marry, Bonk, Kill - the centre forward edition (1 Viewer)

Jamesimus · Jul 24, 2025

The choice is out of Simms, Wright, BTA.

You can sell one, bench one, play one as a central striker. You can also answer to marry, fuck, kill if you’re into that aswell…

Here’s mine…

Start - Wright centrally (yes even after his end to the season and his abilities on the left).

Bench - BTA; yes he is like a dog with a bouncy ball on a frozen lake, but I like dogs.

Sell - Simms, I want him to do well but I just can’t see his relaxed mentality working for him long term.

Bonus round…
Marry - Simms, just seems like a top bloke. Chill, hassle free, reckon he’d be a good cook as well.

Fuck - BTA, good athlete, religious (could make things either more or less exciting?), seems a funny guy so guaranteed a great date / evening out before hand.

Kill - Wright, just think he’d be easy to kill. Would probably just let me crack on with it.

TomRad85 · Jul 24, 2025

Marry Wright - when he's shit he's really shit and he's almost certainly better on the left but he is still a top player in this division.

Snog BTA - runs about like a dog running after a tennis ball and I'd honestly sell him too if it were possible but I think he offers something off the bench.

Kill Simms - I defended this guy for so long. I thought the Man Utd/Wolves Simms could become the norm, but damn I'm so done with watching him. I'll avoid saying 'lazy' as I don't think many footballers are actively lazy tbh, but fuck me he's a hard watch 90% of the time.

PUSB-We_are_going_up · Jul 24, 2025

Start Wright - so we can play EMC on the left

Bench BTA - more impactful that Simms and his pace and work rate would be good against tired legs

Sell Simms - minimal impact off the bench however would start him over BTA if Wright wasnt an option

Chicken Mcgraw · Jul 24, 2025

Would I be right in thinking that only 2 players in the whole efl scored 20 goals last season? Would it also be right that only 2 of the last 5 golden boot winners have been out and out strikers (piroe a bit of both I guess)?

Perhaps we should be demanding more from our wide men and looking to use Wright off the left rather than centrally.

Northeast sky blue · Jul 24, 2025

Start Wright

Bench Simms

Sell BTA

fatso · Jul 24, 2025

Start - wright (easily best of the 3 when fit AND motivated)

Bench - BTA (has decent pace)

Sell - Simms. (Free up some wages)

Shannerz · Jul 24, 2025

Start Simms - for that central role he's the least ineffective. Yes, Wright's a much better player, but is poor in that position.

Bench - BTA: useful to bring on with his energy and running against a tiring defence.

Sell - Wright; presumably we'd get a decent fee and can reinvest across the squad. In reality of course, don't sell him, play him in his much more effective position on the left. That's not an option in the game, though.

No bonus round answers other than to say, surely Haji Wright's the best looking player every to play for us? Got to be.

dadgad · Jul 24, 2025

Can we add others, I’m particularly amenable to the bonkable section as I haven’t had it for a week.

Samueljames1991 · Jul 24, 2025

Marry - Haji

Fuck - Bertie

Kill - Simms

Jamesimus · Jul 24, 2025

Shannerz said:
Start Simms - for that central role he's the least ineffective. Yes, Wright's a much better player, but is poor in that position.

Bench - BTA: useful to bring on with his energy and running against a tiring defence.

Sell - Wright; presumably we'd get a decent fee and can reinvest across the squad. In reality of course, don't sell him, play him in his much more effective position on the left. That's not an option in the game, though.

No bonus round answers other than to say, surely Haji Wright's the best looking player every to play for us? Got to be.

Yes he’s a great looking bloke but I’m certain he is a selfish lover. Also, he’s a good finisher, if you know what I mean; no one respects efficiency in that department…

Jamesimus · Jul 24, 2025

dadgad said:
Can we add others, I’m particularly amenable to the bonkable section as I haven’t had it for a week.

If you want to give us your own personal top ten that’s up to you mate!

Jamesimus · Jul 24, 2025

TomRad85 said:
Marry Wright - when he's shit he's really shit and he's almost certainly better on the left but he is still a top player in this division.

Snog BTA - runs about like a dog running after a tennis ball and I'd honestly sell him too if it were possible but I think he offers something off the bench.

Kill Simms - I defended this guy for so long. I thought the Man Utd/Wolves Simms could become the norm, but damn I'm so done with watching him. I'll avoid saying 'lazy' as I don't think many footballers are actively lazy tbh, but fuck me he's a hard watch 90% of the time.

Admire your marry, snog, kill all being based on purely football reasons; dedication.

Sky_Blue_Daz · Jul 24, 2025

Sell BTA, Bench Simms , Start Wright, I expect big things from him this season surely the chance of making a world cup squad will be a huge incentive.

rob9872 · Jul 24, 2025

Marry Wright, fantastic teeth
Shag BTA, reckon he'd be a good laugh
Kill Simms, I reckon he's most likely to have a hairy arsehole

Jamesimus · Jul 24, 2025

rob9872 said:
Marry Wright, fantastic teeth
Shag BTA, reckon he'd be a good laugh
Kill Simms, I reckon he's most likely to have a hairy arsehole

Absolutely no interest in football, good work. He has got lovely teeth though.

TomRad85 · Jul 24, 2025

Jamesimus said:
Admire your marry, snog, kill all being based on purely football reasons; dedication.

I could just fuck all 3 and end up on blacked.com

WestEndAgro · Jul 24, 2025

rob9872 said:
Marry Wright, fantastic teeth
Shag BTA, reckon he'd be a good laugh
Kill Simms, I reckon he's most likely to have a hairy arsehole

Too much thought gone into this

Jamesimus · Jul 24, 2025

TomRad85 said:
I could just fuck all 3 and end up on blacked.com

I was under the impression you were happily married.

Jamesimus · Jul 24, 2025

WestEndAgro said:
Too much thought gone into this

We haven’t heard yours yet?

Sick Boy · Jul 24, 2025

TomRad85 said:
I could just fuck all 3 and end up on blacked.com

Just when you thought things could get any weirder than your 'tribute' videos.

TomRad85 · Jul 24, 2025

Jamesimus said:
I was under the impression you were happily married.

Can't a man enjoy a reverse cuck without being judged?

TomRad85 · Jul 24, 2025

Sick Boy said:
Just when you thought things could get any weirder than your 'tribute' videos.

Full inception, tribute to my own blacked.com video. Followed by a tribute to the tribute.

Jamesimus · Jul 24, 2025

TomRad85 said:
Can't a man enjoy a reverse cuck without being judged?

Im happy for whatever arrangement consenting adults have, but I don’t want to find out second hand that you are the person responsible for Wrights tendonitis issues!

TomRad85 · Jul 24, 2025

Jamesimus said:
Im happy for whatever arrangement consenting adults have, but I don’t want to find out second hand that you are the person responsible for Wrights tendonitis issues!

Wait until you find out I'm also the reason Simms runs funny.

TomRad85 · Jul 24, 2025

This discussion killed Hulk Hogan. Hope you're happy.

Grendel · Jul 24, 2025

Haji is the most attractive man I’ve seen play for us

WestEndAgro · Jul 24, 2025

Grendel said:
Haji is the most attractive man I’ve seen play for us

I'll raise you, Stephen Wright.

Terry_dactyl · Jul 25, 2025

Grendel said:
Haji is the most attractive man I’ve seen play for us

So the continuum is Haji at one end and Peter Billing at the other?

Jamesimus · Jul 25, 2025

Grendel said:
Haji is the most attractive man I’ve seen play for us

He is a beautiful bloke. Still stand by my comment about him being a selfish lover. I have no evidence of this, but I know it’s true.

Cally Fedora · Jul 25, 2025

Grendel said:
Haji is the most attractive man I’ve seen play for us

You obviously never saw Peter Billing play.

AOM · Jul 25, 2025

Grendel said:
Haji is the most attractive man I’ve seen play for us

@skybluelee another poll option after the away kits?
Godden vs Wright final

Jamesimus · Jul 25, 2025

AOM said:
@skybluelee another poll option after the away kits?
Godden vs Wright final

Godden kind of looks like a cute otter, Haji wins by a landslide in this instance.

fernandopartridge · Jul 25, 2025

Sell BTA
Bench Simms
Keep Wright

Samueljames1991 · Sunday at 10:34 AM

If you marry haji you get a green card and can retire to Beverly hills

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