Marry, Bonk, Kill - the centre forward edition (1 Viewer)

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Jamesimus

Jamesimus

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The choice is out of Simms, Wright, BTA.

You can sell one, bench one, play one as a central striker. You can also answer to marry, fuck, kill if you’re into that aswell…

Here’s mine…

Start - Wright centrally (yes even after his end to the season and his abilities on the left).

Bench - BTA; yes he is like a dog with a bouncy ball on a frozen lake, but I like dogs.

Sell - Simms, I want him to do well but I just can’t see his relaxed mentality working for him long term.

Bonus round…
Marry - Simms, just seems like a top bloke. Chill, hassle free, reckon he’d be a good cook as well.

Fuck - BTA, good athlete, religious (could make things either more or less exciting?), seems a funny guy so guaranteed a great date / evening out before hand.

Kill - Wright, just think he’d be easy to kill. Would probably just let me crack on with it.
 
TomRad85

TomRad85

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Marry Wright - when he's shit he's really shit and he's almost certainly better on the left but he is still a top player in this division.

Snog BTA - runs about like a dog running after a tennis ball and I'd honestly sell him too if it were possible but I think he offers something off the bench.

Kill Simms - I defended this guy for so long. I thought the Man Utd/Wolves Simms could become the norm, but damn I'm so done with watching him. I'll avoid saying 'lazy' as I don't think many footballers are actively lazy tbh, but fuck me he's a hard watch 90% of the time.
 
PUSB-We_are_going_up

PUSB-We_are_going_up

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Start Wright - so we can play EMC on the left

Bench BTA - more impactful that Simms and his pace and work rate would be good against tired legs

Sell Simms - minimal impact off the bench however would start him over BTA if Wright wasnt an option
 
Chicken Mcgraw

Chicken Mcgraw

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Would I be right in thinking that only 2 players in the whole efl scored 20 goals last season? Would it also be right that only 2 of the last 5 golden boot winners have been out and out strikers (piroe a bit of both I guess)?

Perhaps we should be demanding more from our wide men and looking to use Wright off the left rather than centrally.
 
fatso

fatso

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Start - wright (easily best of the 3 when fit AND motivated)

Bench - BTA (has decent pace)

Sell - Simms. (Free up some wages)
 
Shannerz

Shannerz

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Start Simms - for that central role he's the least ineffective. Yes, Wright's a much better player, but is poor in that position.

Bench - BTA: useful to bring on with his energy and running against a tiring defence.

Sell - Wright; presumably we'd get a decent fee and can reinvest across the squad. In reality of course, don't sell him, play him in his much more effective position on the left. That's not an option in the game, though.

No bonus round answers other than to say, surely Haji Wright's the best looking player every to play for us? Got to be.
 
D

dadgad

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Can we add others, I’m particularly amenable to the bonkable section as I haven’t had it for a week.
 
Jamesimus

Jamesimus

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Shannerz said:
Start Simms - for that central role he's the least ineffective. Yes, Wright's a much better player, but is poor in that position.

Bench - BTA: useful to bring on with his energy and running against a tiring defence.

Sell - Wright; presumably we'd get a decent fee and can reinvest across the squad. In reality of course, don't sell him, play him in his much more effective position on the left. That's not an option in the game, though.

No bonus round answers other than to say, surely Haji Wright's the best looking player every to play for us? Got to be.
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Yes he’s a great looking bloke but I’m certain he is a selfish lover. Also, he’s a good finisher, if you know what I mean; no one respects efficiency in that department…
 
Jamesimus

Jamesimus

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TomRad85 said:
Marry Wright - when he's shit he's really shit and he's almost certainly better on the left but he is still a top player in this division.

Snog BTA - runs about like a dog running after a tennis ball and I'd honestly sell him too if it were possible but I think he offers something off the bench.

Kill Simms - I defended this guy for so long. I thought the Man Utd/Wolves Simms could become the norm, but damn I'm so done with watching him. I'll avoid saying 'lazy' as I don't think many footballers are actively lazy tbh, but fuck me he's a hard watch 90% of the time.
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Admire your marry, snog, kill all being based on purely football reasons; dedication.
 
Sky_Blue_Daz

Sky_Blue_Daz

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Sell BTA, Bench Simms , Start Wright, I expect big things from him this season surely the chance of making a world cup squad will be a huge incentive.
 
rob9872

rob9872

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Marry Wright, fantastic teeth
Shag BTA, reckon he'd be a good laugh
Kill Simms, I reckon he's most likely to have a hairy arsehole
 
TomRad85

TomRad85

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This discussion killed Hulk Hogan. Hope you're happy.
 
Grendel

Grendel

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Haji is the most attractive man I’ve seen play for us
 
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