I was inspired to do the thread as my son who's a roofer said he nearly fell through a roof the other day but managed to get off just in time.Ha Ha...fucking hell, this is going to be a great thread mate...
...I've had numerous incidents, crashes, falls etc. where I should be dead..
Unfortunately, I'm a bit too busy to list them all now, but one that just popped in my head was when I hitched a lift in the west country in what turned out to be a stolen volvo driven by 2 lads who were drinking script methadone out of a bottle.....interesting journey....
Must have been the riot Otis stumbled upon !Back in my younger days 6 of us got nicked for violent disorder.
4 gave a statement and 2 went no comment. 4 went to court and subsequently jail and the other 2 got bail cancellation.
Fortunately I was one of the 2 who went no comment.
You were probably on that train that nearly cut me in half !Coming back from Brum on a late train one night many moons ago.
We started getting silly and throwing each others shoes out the window.
My mate threw my brand new Adidas kick trainers out so I opened the door to look and got sucked out.
Luckily my brother who was more sober than the rest of us caught me by the fishtail of my parka coat and hauled me back in.
Train doing approx. 80/90 mph, certain death me thinks
Here's two more of my nine lives. Fell in the canal pissed up one hot summers day in the 90's, and went under a couple of times but it must have sobered me up as I somehow got out,but had to walk miles back home covered head to foot in black gunge and got some strange looks.And once when working on a building site I had the job of using the cement mixer but got my jacket caught in the handle,and it was twisting and ripping at my arm as it was going round,but somehow in sheer panic managed to free my it,but needed hospital treatment for torn ligaments etc,and they said I was lucky it never ripped my arm off.
I walked past a couple of anglers further along just after dragging myself out of the cut and they had a look of disbelief at seeing this bloke covered in gunge and slime. I told them what happened and one of them said did you catch anything whilst you were down there,cheeky bastard !I would have given my right arm to see you fall in that canal! (Soz mate - couldn't help myself)
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