Now I have been to a fair few grounds across the country but I have never been to a club's training ground before. Is this where we find all of these stones that our club look under?
I think I have worked out the problem. Ken Deluded came along in September and left no stone unturned, leaving these stones in an inverted position. Now along comes Fisher and Waggott and they too have left no stone unturned and have so far struggled to find any loan players. This is because they have simply righted the stones that Ken had unturned. Silly pair.