KEN WHO ??? - Will the Real Ken Stand Up and be Counted (2 Viewers)

johnniericoh · Nov 11, 2011

We all must be very very thankful we have KEN in charge of CCFC - just look what he gives us.

He has 4 demanding jobs:
Chairman
Director of Football
Chief Executive Officer (standing in)
Commercial Manager (standing in)

He is also 9 different people:
Ken Dulieu
Ken Dullally
Ken Dolittle
Ken Dildo
Ken Dulux
Ken Deluded
Ken Demented
Orange Ken
The Tanned One

Lives in 2 different countries
Portugal
UK

Speaks with 2 tongues
truth bending
more truth bending

So come on folks give credit where its due this man is a walking miracle and is true value for money reducing the wage bill dramatically with his multi-tasking and leading us to the promised land of League 1

PUSB

skyblueinBaku · Nov 11, 2011

I'm sure that there are more deserving cases than CCFC. Can't we ship him out to a club that really needs him? Any (or all) of those around the relegation zone would do; that would give us a good chance of avoiding the drop.

cloughie · Nov 11, 2011

johnniericoh said:
We all must be very very thankful we have KEN in charge of CCFC - just look what he gives us.

He has 4 demanding jobs:
Chairman
Director of Football
Chief Executive Officer (standing in)
Commercial Manager (standing in)

He is also 9 different people:
Ken Dulieu
Ken Dullally
Ken Dolittle
Ken Dildo
Ken Dulux
Ken Deluded
Ken Demented
Orange Ken
The Tanned One

Lives in 2 different countries
Portugal
UK

Speaks with 2 tongues
truth bending
more truth bending

So come on folks give credit where its due this man is a walking miracle and is true value for money reducing the wage bill dramatically with his multi-tasking and leading us to the promised land of League 1

PUSB

Add to the job list soon to be installed as Head of Sales

Come January I'm sure he'll be fine in this new post

and another name Ken Deliar

cloughie · Nov 11, 2011

I wonder if we now paying the self appointed one the wages for each position?

torchomatic · Nov 11, 2011

He's probably our new loan signing too. He's probably haggling with himself over wages.

Bennets Afro · Nov 11, 2011

Do you think he is still doing all these roles from Portugal??

They should implement the 30 mile living radius like MacLeish has done at the villa.

cloughie · Nov 11, 2011

Bennets Afro said:
Do you think he is still doing all these roles from Portugal??

They should implement the 30 mile living radius like MacLeish has done at the villa.

I would prefer that we implement a 30 mile exclusion radius from our club for the Deluded one.

Senior Vick from Alicante · Nov 11, 2011

An old Portugese proverb goes something like this "IF YOU CANT DAZZLE THEM WITH DIAMONDS BAFFLE EM WITH BULLSHIT". Trouble is old orange one as most of us supporters have been following the city for a while we have got quite good at siffting the diamonds out. Stand up is a bit strong though, if your SISU puppet master pulled his hand out of your arse we would probably find no back bone at all.:jerkit::jerkit::jerkit:

Moff · Nov 11, 2011

Ken in many ways reminds me of the viz character Terry Fuckwit. They are perhaps one and the same.

I notice a number of comments have been removed from posters on the cov Telegraph site, including mine, which raised doubts over perma tans buisness credentials and his failed buisness Capcon. I suspect he threw his dolly out of the pram, and got the clubs lawyers to give the paper a call to get them removed. Bless him!

Johnnythespider · Nov 11, 2011

Ok i know it's nicking the stoke song but hear goes,
Why,why,why, kenduliue
why,why,why, kenduliue
so before we all walk out the door,
forgive us kenduliue we just could'nt take anymore
forgive us kenduliue we just could'nt take anymooooooooooooooooore

procdoc · Nov 11, 2011

Moff said:
Ken in many ways reminds me of the viz character Terry Fuckwit. They are perhaps one and the same.

I notice a number of comments have been removed from posters on the cov Telegraph site, including mine, which raised doubts over perma tans buisness credentials and his failed buisness Capcon. I suspect he threw his dolly out of the pram, and got the clubs lawyers to give the paper a call to get them removed. Bless him!

there's a good political thriller in here somewhere, the big bad SISU cutting corners to prtect their investment, threatening the local media, leaking secret info to the national media etc. It'd be quite good!

oldskyblue58 · Nov 11, 2011

no wonder that indian fella didnt know who to get hold of :facepalm::thinking about:doh!

Nonleagueherewecome · Nov 12, 2011

Moff said:
Ken in many ways reminds me of the viz character Terry Fuckwit. They are perhaps one and the same.

I notice a number of comments have been removed from posters on the cov Telegraph site, including mine, which raised doubts over perma tans buisness credentials and his failed buisness Capcon. I suspect he threw his dolly out of the pram, and got the clubs lawyers to give the paper a call to get them removed. Bless him!

Cheers Moff, I posted a thread about this last week. I suspected this was why much-liked posts were getting pulled (before I'd read them).

I can't see what's libelous about saying that Ken is a terrible business man. Such truths are self-evident, surely?

cloughie · Nov 12, 2011

perhaps another name for him ken fuckwit Deliue

Nonleagueherewecome · Nov 12, 2011

The title of this thread makes me think of Eminem.."Will the real Ken Shady please stand up? Not that he's been in the shade with that tan..

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · Nov 12, 2011

Nonleagueherewecome said:
The title of this thread makes me think of Eminem.."Will the real Ken Shady please stand up? Not that he's been in the shade with that tan..

Yeah, you other Ken Shady's are just imitating.

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