Joy At The Game Today (1 Viewer)

bradwellskyblues said:

was told last night that the club are very hopeful of doing a deal at the ricoh from a friend who has very good connections at the club

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bradwellskyblues said:

no more than i said hopeful of a deal.People can have their thoughts on what i have said and some will say its bullshit all i am doing is passing on what i have been told which as i said came from a ccfc source

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CCFC72 said:

Hope it’s news we want and all the shite can be put to bed.

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CCFC54321 said:

It hasn’t.

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peace ndlovu said:

Don’t shoot the messenger, but I’ve heard there was a secret meeting with Duggins last night.
Apparently Joy and George met at the Godiva statue before dawn.
There was a choir of masked council members singing Carmina Burana while Joy and George feasted on babies stolen from a Sunderland maternity hospital.
As the singing reached a crescendo, they symbolically sealed a deal to stay at the Ricoh, as (covered in the blood of Sunderland pensioners), they fornicated under the watchful eye of Lady Godiva, illuminated by the orange glow of master of ceremony, Ken Dulieu.
On completion of the act Joy’s eyes turned black and she ate Duggins, while Tim Fisher maniacally laughed. After a miraculously condensed gestation (exactly the same length as the delay of the 1977 fixture against Bristol City) made possible by her uniquely dark magical powers, she parted her legs in the direction of the council house, before giving birth to twins Out slid a slime covered Andy Thorn, who will be charged with the task of stealthily eating everyone employed by Wasps, starting with Nick Eastwood.
After another violent heave, a mucus covered Michael Doyle emerged, the man destined to replace Mark Robins (who will have his head turned by a devastated Sunderland who will choke in the LeagueOne play offs) and lead us into the Premiership for the 2021-22 season.

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