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Job as Groundsman at Ricoh (1 Viewer)

  • Thread starter Nick
  • Start date Jan 21, 2015
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Nick

Administrator
  • Jan 21, 2015
  • #1
Anybody want a job?

http://www.iog.org/train-education/careers/jobs/assistant-junior-groundsman
 

Hobo

Well-Known Member
  • Jan 21, 2015
  • #2
How many on here would be throwing stones at them for taking a job working with Wasps?
 

lordsummerisle

Well-Known Member
  • Jan 21, 2015
  • #3
You always know that any job advertised with the answer "Competitive" in the salary box means that the wages are going to be shit!
 

italiahorse

Well-Known Member
  • Jan 21, 2015
  • #4
Hobo said:
How many on here would be throwing stones at them for taking a job working with Wasps?
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The usual 6 ?
Even though we are based there !
 

jimmyhillsfanclub

Well-Known Member
  • Jan 21, 2015
  • #5
I'm going to trawl the forum for anyone who claimed "they'd have to pay me to go back to the Ricoh while Sisu are in charge" and forward their CV on their behalf...
 

Nick

Administrator
  • Jan 21, 2015
  • #6
italiahorse said:
The usual 6 ?
Even though we are based there !
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No doubt you would be angry if the trust and telegraph were
 

fernandopartridge

Well-Known Member
  • Jan 21, 2015
  • #7
Is there London weighting to the pay rate?
 

duffer

Well-Known Member
  • Jan 21, 2015
  • #8
Politics aside, I'd love that job. There's something magical about a beautifully prepared pitch - it must be very satisying work.

Plus I could secretly plant daffodils that popped up every spring spelling the words, "SISU OUT, LUCAS OUT, WASPS OUT."

What's not to like.
 
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wingy

Well-Known Member
  • Jan 21, 2015
  • #9
Or Japanese knotweed duffer
Would bring the whole thing tumbling down
 

duffer

Well-Known Member
  • Jan 21, 2015
  • #10
wingy said:
Or Japanese knotweed duffer
Would bring the whole thing tumbling down
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I'd stick that in the potted plants in the boardroom. Or better yet, Triffids. Anyone know where I can get some Triffid seeds from.
 

skybluejelly

Well-Known Member
  • Jan 21, 2015
  • #11
i reckon we are missing an opportunity here ... everyone on the forum should apply..and we should all put addresses 90 miles from where we really live
 

robbieray

Well-Known Member
  • Jan 21, 2015
  • #12
Hope no one grasses me up if I apply
 
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wingy

Well-Known Member
  • Jan 21, 2015
  • #13
skybluejelly said:
i reckon we are missing an opportunity here ... everyone on the forum should apply..and we should all put addresses 90 miles from where we really live
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Hehehe.......
 

robbieray

Well-Known Member
  • Jan 21, 2015
  • #14
So if I live in skeggy I could put cov then
 

lordsummerisle

Well-Known Member
  • Jan 21, 2015
  • #15
duffer said:
I'd stick that in the potted plants in the boardroom. Or better yet, Triffids. Anyone know where I can get some Triffid seeds from.
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I think there are some off the A45 by Baginton, seen a few signs saying "Danger - Plant Crossing".
 

fernandopartridge

Well-Known Member
  • Jan 21, 2015
  • #16
An American gangster rapper has applied. It said "Must have experience using hoes"
 

duffer

Well-Known Member
  • Jan 21, 2015
  • #17
lordsummerisle said:
I think there are some off the A45 by Baginton, seen a few signs saying "Danger - Plant Crossing".
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It can't be as bad as that slow wet tar I got stuck behind the other day...



Still, someone stuck a note on my car this morning. "Parking Fine!", it said. That's nice of them, I thought.

It's the way I tell 'em.
 

duffer

Well-Known Member
  • Jan 21, 2015
  • #18
I sense this thread may be drifting off-topic...
 

lordsummerisle

Well-Known Member
  • Jan 21, 2015
  • #19
duffer said:
It can't be as bad as that slow wet tar I got stuck behind the other day...



Still, someone stuck a note on my car this morning. "Parking Fine!", it said. That's nice of them, I thought.

It's the way I tell 'em.
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It;s the "SLOW -POLICE" ones that get me.

We know they are, that's why they're police in the first place.
 

torchomatic

Well-Known Member
  • Jan 21, 2015
  • #20
..........
 
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Monners

Well-Known Member
  • Jan 21, 2015
  • #21
 
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Monners

Well-Known Member
  • Jan 21, 2015
  • #22
Or this for a few on here to think about perhaps
 
Last edited: Jan 21, 2015

Hobo

Well-Known Member
  • Jan 21, 2015
  • #23
Nice to see fans haven't completely lost their sense of humour.
 

robbieray

Well-Known Member
  • Jan 21, 2015
  • #24
So what's funny about a sign pointing to brentwood
 

Moff

Well-Known Member
  • Jan 21, 2015
  • #25
italiahorse said:
The usual 6 ?
Even though we are based there !
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How long are you going to keep using a number someone else picked out the air. FFS:facepalm:
 

torchomatic

Well-Known Member
  • Jan 21, 2015
  • #26
Don't worry, I have just the sign for that one!



Moff said:
How long are you going to keep using a number someone else picked out the air. FFS:facepalm:
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Monners

Well-Known Member
  • Jan 21, 2015
  • #27
Or this (in Northants)
 
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