slondonskyblue
Well-Known Member
I heard from a very reliable source that Gary Lineker visited the Walkers factory in May 2024. While he was there, he spaffed in a bag of Ready Salted crisps on the production line. Turns out the old “Lineker shags crisps” theory isn’t just a meme; it’s true. He then sealed the bag, handed it to Frank Lampard during the Euros coverage this summer, and threw in a cheeky bald joke for good measure.
Frank ate the soggy crisps off air, and Gary told him he spaffed on them and so now Lamps hates Gary Lineker. The start of a very bitter rivalry (so I'm told).
Fast forward a few months and Frank, consumed with rage, found out that Gary was leaving MOTD to become Leicester manager. Frank thought the perfect way to exact revenge for #crispgate would be to manage Coventry, Leicesters rivals, so that he could get one up on Gary once and for all on the pitch.
Long story short, Doug caught wind of this debacle as his farming company supplies potatoes to Walkers, so he knew all about this vendetta. Hence why he has ditched Mark Robins for Lampard in the hope that Franks thirst for vengeance gets us over the line and promoted to the Premier League. It will be announced as part of the launch for Doug's new crisp brand called "Doug’s Dippers".
FYI, I heard this all from the current Chairman of CCFC (Crisps and Chips Federation Council) *not to be confused with the football club.
Frank ate the soggy crisps off air, and Gary told him he spaffed on them and so now Lamps hates Gary Lineker. The start of a very bitter rivalry (so I'm told).
Fast forward a few months and Frank, consumed with rage, found out that Gary was leaving MOTD to become Leicester manager. Frank thought the perfect way to exact revenge for #crispgate would be to manage Coventry, Leicesters rivals, so that he could get one up on Gary once and for all on the pitch.
Long story short, Doug caught wind of this debacle as his farming company supplies potatoes to Walkers, so he knew all about this vendetta. Hence why he has ditched Mark Robins for Lampard in the hope that Franks thirst for vengeance gets us over the line and promoted to the Premier League. It will be announced as part of the launch for Doug's new crisp brand called "Doug’s Dippers".
FYI, I heard this all from the current Chairman of CCFC (Crisps and Chips Federation Council) *not to be confused with the football club.