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  • Start date Feb 24, 2022
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Briles

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  • Feb 24, 2022
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Putins invasion may cover a quarter of the globe, however intelligence suggests the rest is covered by Ben Sheaf.
 
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Deleted member 2477

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  • Feb 24, 2022
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Briles said:
Putins invasion may cover a quarter of the globe, however intelligence suggests the rest is covered by Ben Sheaf.
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Not really funny mate when some have family there
 
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Briles

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  • Feb 24, 2022
  • #3
marcusp said:
Not really funny mate when some have family there
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Is me suggesting that ben sheaf covers 3/4 of the globe in some way offensive? I apologise.
 
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Alan Dugdales Moustache

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  • Feb 24, 2022
  • #4
I'm as afraid as I have been since the 1980s when we were used as a launchpad for nuclear missiles from greenham common and ads were put out telling us to shelter under a table in the event of an attack. This isn't funny .
 
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Flying Fokker

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  • Feb 24, 2022
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Protect and Survive - Wikipedia

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https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=make+your+fallout+room
 

Briles

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  • Feb 24, 2022
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Alan Dugdales Moustache said:
I'm as afraid as I have been since the 1980s when we were used as a launchpad for nuclear missiles from greenham common and ads were put out telling us to shelter under a table in the event of an attack. This isn't funny .
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If you can't distinguish a light hearted joke about something serious then that's a character fault of yours, don't tell me what is and isn't funny
 
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oscillatewildly

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  • Feb 24, 2022
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Briles said:
If you can't distinguish a light hearted joke about something serious then that's a character fault of yours, don't tell me what is and isn't funny
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Snowflakes? Just as the weather is turning mild.
 
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baldy

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  • Feb 24, 2022
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marcusp said:
Not really funny mate when some have family there
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Again,somebody else needs to lighten up - it’s a joke ffs
 
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oscillatewildly

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  • Feb 24, 2022
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Bugsy said:
Its bloody typical that just when the skyblues are about to get promoted to the Premier League that WW3 starts
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I think World Wars tend to start in August. Hopefully towards the end of the month allowing us to at least get a couple of games in.
It will show in the records that we were there. Well, that's if the records survive the nuclear holocaust.
 
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dadgad

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  • Feb 24, 2022
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If they nuke Landon where Will Chelski play their home matches?
 

Alan Dugdales Moustache

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  • Feb 24, 2022
  • #11
Briles said:
If you can't distinguish a light hearted joke about something serious then that's a character fault of yours, don't tell me what is and isn't funny
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Whether it's funny or not is up to the recipient of the so called "joke".

Don't tell me what is or isn't funny.
 
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Briles

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  • Feb 24, 2022
  • #12
Alan Dugdales Moustache said:
Whether it's funny or not is up to the recipient of the so called "joke".
Don't tell me what is or isn't funny.
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Not funny to you.

Edited for you
 

Alan Dugdales Moustache

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  • Feb 24, 2022
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Briles said:
Not funny to you.

Edited for you
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As long as you find it funny that's all that matters. You can laugh in the mirror all night long .
Tomorrow you can do dead Ukrainian jokes.
 
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fernandopartridge

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  • Feb 24, 2022
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marcusp said:
Not really funny mate when some have family there
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Family covered by Ben Sheaf?
 
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Briles

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  • Feb 24, 2022
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Alan Dugdales Moustache said:
As long as you find it funny that's all that matters. You can laugh in the mirror all night long .
Tomorrow you can do dead Ukrainian jokes.
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Bless ya. Its a shame you can't see the difference but I won't judge you. Different times
 

Liquid Gold

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  • Feb 24, 2022
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marcusp said:
Not really funny mate when some have family there
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You trying to cancel him?
 
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Briles

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  • Feb 24, 2022
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Liquid Gold said:
You trying to cancel him?
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The amount of people who deliberately ignore context and intent in order to be offended is crazy. It's almost sado masochistic they enjoy it so much.
 
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Sky_Blue_Dreamer

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  • Feb 24, 2022
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It's not so much the joke, as the timing and taste of it.

Or to put it another way "Too soon"
 
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Alan Dugdales Moustache

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  • Feb 24, 2022
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Briles said:
The amount of people who deliberately ignore context and intent in order to be offended is crazy. It's almost sado masochistic they enjoy it so much.
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Quite the opposite. Your joke is shit wholly because of the context.
 
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shmmeee

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  • Feb 24, 2022
  • #20
fernandopartridge said:
Family covered by Ben Sheaf?
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Thats not funny mate, I lost my Nan to a miserable defensive midfielder.
 
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shmmeee

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  • Feb 24, 2022
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Sky_Blue_Dreamer said:
It's not so much the joke, as the timing and taste of it.

Or to put it another way "Too soon"
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Comedy is tragedy plus time.
 
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Sky_Blue_Dreamer

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  • Feb 24, 2022
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shmmeee said:
Comedy is tragedy plus time.
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The thing there being 'plus time'

Otherwise 'comedy = tragedy' or 'tragedy = comedy" which isn't true.

Unless it's Shakespeare of course cos I can never tell the bloody difference.
 
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baldy

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  • Feb 24, 2022
  • #23
shmmeee said:
Thats not funny mate, I lost my Nan to a miserable defensive midfielder.
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Not a defensive midfielder but Covid Jones?
 
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Briles

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  • Feb 24, 2022
  • #24
Alan Dugdales Moustache said:
Quite the opposite. Your joke is shit wholly because of the context.
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Explain the context for me so I know how much you've completely misunderstood it. Ta.
 
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HuckerbyDublinWhelan

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  • Feb 24, 2022
  • #25
oscillatewildly said:
I think World Wars tend to start in August. Hopefully towards the end of the month allowing us to at least get a couple of games in.
It will show in the records that we were there. Well, that's if the records survive the nuclear holocaust.
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Sooooo…. We get promoted. Beat Brighton at home at the first game, and season gets abandoned due to nuclear fallout and we stay up on PPG?
 

Liquid Gold

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  • Feb 24, 2022
  • #26
HuckerbyDublinWhelan said:
Sooooo…. We get promoted. Beat Brighton at home at the first game, and season gets abandoned due to nuclear fallout and we stay up on PPG?
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Might get a champions league space. Who fancies a European away day to Real Radiation.
 
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Brighton Sky Blue

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  • Feb 24, 2022
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HuckerbyDublinWhelan said:
Sooooo…. We get promoted. Beat Brighton at home at the first game, and season gets abandoned due to nuclear fallout and we stay up on PPG?
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I get that I can be downbeat sometimes but dogpiling me on the first game of the season seems a bit extreme.
 
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HuckerbyDublinWhelan

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  • Feb 24, 2022
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Liquid Gold said:
Might get a champions league space. Who fancies a European away day to Real Radiation.
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Instead of the Covid test you’d have to show a radiation level of 0 and have your own hazmat suit before boarding a plane
 

Torquay Sky Blue

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  • Feb 25, 2022
  • #29
Nuclear fallout. Any excuse for a lock down
 

rob9872

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  • Feb 25, 2022
  • #30
This thread brings back an old one from memory bank ...

Always ensure you zip up your trousers, otherwise Chernobyl fall-out.

(Hopefully that one isn't too soon )
 
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Grendel

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  • Feb 25, 2022
  • #31
Briles said:
Putins invasion may cover a quarter of the globe, however intelligence suggests the rest is covered by Ben Sheaf.
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you need to Putin more effort than that
 
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rob9872

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  • Feb 25, 2022
  • #32
Grendel said:
you need to Putin more effort than that
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I think the effort was there, just lacking timing and quality. More Max Biamou than Tyler Walker
 

Johnnythespider

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  • Feb 25, 2022
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napolimp

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  • Feb 25, 2022
  • #34
Briles said:
Explain the context for me so I know how much you've completely misunderstood it. Ta.
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I don't have an opinion either way, but it does feel like you've brought your spade onto this thread.
 
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rob9872

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  • Feb 25, 2022
  • #35
napolimp said:
I don't have an opinion either way
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Thanks for a valuable contribution
 
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