Bet they’re all sat around the performance data and telemetry of the players, this morning, scratching their heads and asking:
‘Ok, so what is this telemetry telling me?’
‘hushed silence’
‘When did their legs become flaky breakfast cereal?!’
‘They’ve been like that for ages…’
‘Oh.’
‘Can we…fix this, doctor?’
‘Am I bloody magician now, lady?’
‘Ok, thank you, that’s terribly helpful.’
‘Knew we should have offered Stamenic the house with the pool, ffs...’
‘Well you took eyes off him at the services in Hopswood, and those scouts from Forest just lured him into their car with a suitcase of gold bars…’
‘That’s not fair, I was having a shit, and we lost out on Browne as well, because you spouted that awful Irish stereotype about leprechauns, you tit!’
‘DONT START ON ME, I MISS ADI!!!’
‘Who asked you Mark, shush…’
Imagine it like a Naked Gun deadpan skit.
Makes a change from the mindless bickering, haha.Love this
Not words I necessarily expected to ever see in relation to Coventry City.a team full of fringe players and kids to face Roma on the Tuesday
Earlsdon must have been pissed last night. The ranting was extremely odd.
With Torp & Sheaf down, we could be starting the Stoke game with a midfield of Eccles, Rudoni and Allen / Palmer. Which isn’t ideal.
Striker is also pretty desperate too.
Looks like you're worried. The stats don't lie. Looking forward to your apology and us killing the league without that shit pussy fake captain.
I reckon a second string midfield three of Eccles, Rudoni and Palmer with Allen and even Lati as cover isn't bad and certainly good enough for us to beat Stoke, albeit probably only by three goals rather than the expected five
I agree that we desperately need another striker.
It didn’t last season. Games Sheaf played in 1.62 pts per game. Games he didn’t play in 1.53 pts per game.History states that Sheaf out injured provides better form for us in general. Wouldn't wish it on anyone, but I'm looking forward to this forum apologising to me when we rip up the championship without him.
Hang on a minute, is Sheaf out for the start of the season then????It didn’t last season. Games Sheaf played in 1.62 pts per game. Games he didn’t play in 1.53 pts per game.
It didn’t last season. Games Sheaf played in 1.62 pts per game. Games he didn’t play in 1.53 pts per game.
These need to be weighted for the final league position of the opposition.It didn’t last season. Games Sheaf played in 1.62 pts per game. Games he didn’t play in 1.53 pts per game.
Robins clearly doesn’t agree otherwise we wouldn’t be chasing CMs all summer; Stamenic, Browne, the ex-PSG Lausanne and Fernandes from that Swiss team?
Competition is good and even Eccles and Sheaf admitted they were running on fumes towards the end of last season. To go the distance in a 48+ game season, we need the quality to see us through.
None of the injuries sound serious, and I would expect all of them will be fit by Aug 10th. Torp & Rodrigues have been missing for over a week now, so plenty of time left to get fit, and hopefully all will be available in 10 days for Werder Bremen.
I don’t disagree because unless you have the midfield of a World Cup winning team - and possibly not even then - there is always room for improvement. What I said was that our second string midfield “isn’t bad” and I stand by that.
It is a sign of how far we have come that, even with some very decent midfielders and a degree of strength in depth, we are still looking to improve.
Things are better than they were financially but even so we don’t have the monetary resources of a few other Championship clubs, especially those with wealthy American or Middle Eastern backers or in receipt of parachute payments, so until we get promotion steady year-on-year incremental progress has to be the way for us.
I’m pleased with the way things are going.
Aren't losers and Lefties the same thingIt's the same every time he posts about cucks and losers and leftists and whatever else. Always been the hours of like 10pm to 1am presumably when he gets tanked up
Hopefully wright is back for the stoke game, maybe even the Werder Bremen oneThe injuries are frustrating, especially when they come to key players. Clear that Robins really wants to hit the ground running this year and this isn’t going to help things.
Not everyone has a fringe to be fairNot words I necessarily expected to ever see in relation to Coventry City.
These need to be weighted for the final league position of the opposition.
Is 'cuck' the new 'woke'? It's funny reading someone I'd guess is in their 60s trying to type like a Roadman. Ennit.
You have to have a blanket method of training at the club though. Its about those players adapting to it. Some will take longer than othersImpact injuries are unavoidable unfortunately. However, considering we are now supposedly using evidence-based approaches for injury prevention, it is concerning that Torp and Rapha's injuries have been put down to being foreign players, not used to training demands of the Championship. Surely, the whole point of evidence-based approaches is you take all of this into consideration when designing fitness and training programs.
I have been researching videos for a year now. Soon I will start writing the introductionYou don’t know about the rights obsession with BBC cuck porn?
There’s a whole psychology dissertation to be had there…
Injuries happen but it’s not a great sign for the new regime that Hadji, Torp, Sheaf and Rafa are already crocked.
Let’s see how fast they get them back on the grass.
Absolute horseshitIt was obvious that this style of pre season would end in tears. Multiple plane journeys, training on different surfaces with muddled recovery times. Sad but seems Doug's ego has taken over and he wants to share a glass of wine with directors of bigger teams rather than look after his own team.
The season starts 2 weeks today and we still have 4 tough fixtures to come before then, I can only fear the worst.
Doug's ego has taken over and he wants to share a glass of wine with directors of bigger teams rather than look after his own team.
Ah, Boosh, I thought it was you.It was obvious that this style of pre season would end in tears. Multiple plane journeys, training on different surfaces with muddled recovery times. Sad but seems Doug's ego has taken over and he wants to share a glass of wine with directors of bigger teams rather than look after his own team.
The season starts 2 weeks today and we still have 4 tough fixtures to come before then, I can only fear the worst.
Michael Rose picked up a bad ankle injury for Stoke (who now have just 2 fit centre halves, as the season approaches). Opening game against us - all clubs will have issues. Hopefully our injured players are not too serious. If we can pick up 6 points from our first 3 games, I won't be unhappy. Anything less - disappointing. Anything more - happy days! Think first 2 games are key.Another slow start to the season looms unless we can get our squad back fit
6 points, I expect 7 or 9Michael Rose picked up a bad ankle injury for Stoke (who now have just 2 fit centre halves, as the season approaches). Opening game against us - all clubs will have issues. Hopefully our injured players are not too serious. If we can pick up 6 points from our first 3 games, I won't be unhappy. Anything less - disappointing. Anything more - happy days! Think first 2 games are key.
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